Complete Mental Obliteration V2

Did you really think someone would go 'ah yeah, buying watches, i'd proper enjoy that. great answer.'

I'm not buying watches, I've already stated that, unless you're just wumming here, which is getting boring.

You could blow £10 mil as fast as possible, and then try and get a job. Or, try and have £10mil for the rest of your life. I'd enjoy that more.
 
I'm not buying watches, I've already stated that, unless you're just wumming here, which is getting boring.

You could blow £10 mil as fast as possible, and then try and get a job. Or, try and have £10mil for the rest of your life. I'd enjoy that more.
I agree with that part
Why would you spend all your money and then again start working?
You obviously would want to never work anymore
 
What part of being miserly would you enjoy?
Is there nothing enjoyable that money can provide you bar an ST and charity?
 
Exactly. Don't listen to them TW, none of them have offered a better solution. None of them laughed at either, which means that they thought, it's not that bad, but not that good. But clearly have no ideas of their own.
 
Holiday with mates
Live abroad
Buy a castle/mansion
Start a business
Buy land
Buy a footy club
Open a bar in casablanca

Off the top of my head.
 
TheBest you can quite easily survive by investing about one million.
So you would invest 1 million and then waste rest 9 million?

I mean obviously you can survive with 1 million but won't you want to be spending healthily for the rest of your life?
That is why you'll invest more
Anyone who says he'll spend 7 -8 million is either a billionaire or is in some kind of delusion or really mentally stupid
 
Holiday with mates
Live abroad
Buy a castle/mansion
Start a business
Buy land
Buy a footy club
Open a bar in casablanca

Off the top of my head.

Wouldn't want to live abroad where none of my family and friends are, got the mansion, don't want/need to start a business. Need a good business idea for a start, and the need to earn money, which I've solved. Got land. Buying a football club would lose you money.
 
Holiday with mates
Live abroad
Buy a castle/mansion
Start a business
Buy land
Buy a footy club
Open a bar in casablanca

Off the top of my head.
what the feck you think you can do all those things for 10 million pound :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Do you realize its not 1 billion?what the feck
1 footy club :lol::lol:
 
No I didn't, but looking at the list you easily could if you sacked the castle off.
 
I'm pretty sure he means a club like FC United, which really wouldn't cost much at all... maybe £1 million, which would be pretty awesome!

In fact, they will cost way less than that, they don't even have a stadium :lol:
 
Yeah just a shit club, make myself manager, sack everyone with yellow boots, play myself up top and generally be the man city of the evostikk leagues or whatever they're called.

The point being you can use money to exchange for enjoyable services, you don't have to just make more and more of it without doing much. Sorry if I'm wumming or whatever I'm off to get drunker, hope to return to loads of lovely CMO. :drool:
 
In Roman times, it was believed that with knowledge came great power. If you were able to ask one question and receive the correct answer, along with a definitive proof so that everyone else in the world would believe you, what would it be and why?

Post it again and bold that bitch up.
 
7 hours of study a night, haven't been able to come up with a suitable question that would rival some of these ones.
 
In Roman times, it was believed that with knowledge came great power. If you were able to ask one question and receive the correct answer, along with a definitive proof so that everyone else in the world would believe you, what would it be and why?
 
Are you a Sneijder fanboy Jake? Yes he did by the way... as for definitive proof, I have an insider at Old Trafford ;) Apparently Sir Alex saw the trio of Cleverly, Pogba and Morrison as "the future midfield line up" (along with Nani) and didn't want to pay "£30 million for someone who would simply hinder their progress into the first team in the second half of the season."
 
Are you a Sneijder fanboy Jake? Yes he did by the way... as for definitive proof, I have an insider at Old Trafford ;) Apparently Sir Alex saw the trio of Cleverly, Pogba and Morrison as "the future midfield line up" (along with Nani) and didn't want to pay "£30 million for someone who would simply hinder their progress into the first team in the second half of the season."

Interesting when you consider that we all know there were talks between clubs.

Anyway, that's for another thread. That said, this one won't go anywhere for a long time.
 
Interesting when you consider that we all know there were talks between clubs.

Anyway, that's for another thread. That said, this one won't go anywhere for a long time.

What's that supposed to mean?! Get on with your answer, the lives of billions rest upon your shoulders Liam, do something about it.
 
So you're refusing to answer any more questions until Hectic can blow your answer out of the water, by creating a masterpiece of a plan? Without even reading it, I'm certain that it would be so good he'll persuade the zombies to swim to antarctica where they will devour both TheBest and Liam, then start to fight each other through the medium of dance. This will be an award winning programme for ITV, even though everyone knows it is utter shit and the Peter Crouch zombie, having done an incredible 'robot' will be awarded the delectable Holly Willoughby.

Make this happen Hectic, so TheBest can carry on halfheartedly mentally obliterating this Laim excuse for a species that is Liam.
 
Are you a Sneijder fanboy Jake? Yes he did by the way... as for definitive proof, I have an insider at Old Trafford ;) Apparently Sir Alex saw the trio of Cleverly, Pogba and Morrison as "the future midfield line up" (along with Nani) and didn't want to pay "£30 million for someone who would simply hinder their progress into the first team in the second half of the season."

By no means, Im glad we didnt sign him, to much money and would hinder our young players chances of breaking into the first team.
 
Yes. As we were both wrong, except mine was apocalypticly bad, I thought he could shed some light on what we should've done, rather than point out everything we shouldn't.

In fairness mate, your plan was pretty shocking.
 
Yes. As we were both wrong, except mine was apocalypticly bad, I thought he could shed some light on what we should've done, rather than point out everything we shouldn't.

Well, it'll be subjective to him still. As not everyone has the same Zombie invasion plan. It's fair to say Liam, you consistently had bad ideas, like escaping by Plane, or a circle of chainsaws and indeed the creme de la creme jumping in the ocean and swimming for a while. Do you see what I mean? Hectic only has to say he'd board his windows up and blaze away on a giant Spliff to win. So it's pointless for him to answer it. Also, the original purpose of this thread is for the two participants to compete, not to examine the examiner. I'm sure the end of the competition would be a better time for other people's answers.

I think you should answer your question, or atleast get working on it and put this heresy from your mind awhile. Also, I want to point out to you, it is possible for you to beat thebest in one of these questions and that the judging is fair. Incase you're feeling hard done by.
 
Well, it'll be subjective to him still. As not everyone has the same Zombie invasion plan. It's fair to say Liam, you consistently had bad ideas, like escaping by Plane, or a circle of chainsaws and indeed the creme de la creme jumping in the ocean and swimming for a while. Do you see what I mean? Hectic only has to say he'd board his windows up and blaze away on a giant Spliff to win. So it's pointless for him to answer it. Also, the original purpose of this thread is for the two participants to compete, not to examine the examiner. I'm sure the end of the competition would be a better time for other people's answers.

I think you should answer your question, or atleast get working on it and put this heresy from your mind awhile. Also, I want to point out to you, it is possible for you to beat thebest in one of these questions and that the judging is fair. Incase you're feeling hard done by.

No he wouldn't. It wasn't who'd survive the longest, it was who would survive. So his would be just as shit.
 
No he wouldn't. It wasn't who'd survive the longest, it was who would survive. So his would be just as shit.

But Liam, it's a zombie invasion, chances are you're going to die. He has a better chance of surviving in his house with it being boarded up then you jet setting around the world.

You see, you lowered the bar so far you can beat your plan simply not by elaborating your own death with some scheme that won't help you at all.
 
:lol: I love it when these guys deliveres a horrible answer. What I love more is when they dont realize it's simply horrible
 
But Liam, it's a zombie invasion, chances are you're going to die. He has a better chance of surviving in his house with it being boarded up then you jet setting around the world.

You see, you lowered the bar so far you can beat your plan simply not by elaborating your own death with some scheme that won't help you at all.

No. The question asked how we would survive, and where we would go. If you can outlast this invasion by three days, and then die, you've done just as well as the guy who died after three hours. The idea was to survive in the long term, which I maintain, is impossible.
 
It has to be said, these guys have a great talent for making a bad situation a lot worse.
 
It's like if they were a part of a Saw movie, but managed to break both their legs before the game even started