Complete Mental Obliteration V2

Yes, that age old one, journalists knowing how to spend money.

Wait, what?
 
Wow question changed
10 million pounds
i am not good with money
Don't know what to do.
I just use it to buy things.

Laim should win this easily.
Specially since he's into journalism i guess.So he must know commerce things

You're confusing journalism with business studies.

I think me and laim should demand 1 day rest
We should answer 1 question every 2 days that is 2 answer in total every 2 days.

So that the quality of our answers doesn't drop

I have nothing to lose in that respect. I demand feck all.
 
I'm sensing Liam feels that he can achieve a victory in this question. Which may be possible, if he was allowed to answer without anybody being able to read it.
 
Yeah, I think the quality is already at rock bottom or liquid gold depending on your point of view, dropping is impossible at this stage.
 
I think you should send it to Hectic Liam, that way there can be no confusion. He's in charge of administering the obliteration and keeping all fair in here.
 
laim you can pm me your answer

i won't mind taking pain of reading your answer
 
feck off tomorrow. Who are you to dictate the rules of this? It's by far the easiest question we've had, and it's going to take you the longest time to answer.
No i haven't even thought about the question
I know it is easy
Its just at present i want to be more in ff plus i may well watch england match

So don't have that much time
 
Wow question changed
10 million pounds
i am not good with money
Don't know what to do.
I just use it to buy things.


Laim should win this easily.
Specially since he's into journalism i guess.So he must know commerce things

You're on the right track.
 
If Laim posts his answer and TheBest doesn't respond within 10 minutes then Laim gains 5 points. Sound reasonable?


Well let's see I felt that TB's comment about drawing inspiration from Dewey was worth 4 pts to Liam, if that is allowed and then Liam gets 5 pts as you suggest....surely that makes the score Liam 9 TB 4......what a turnaround..but who really knows what score Hectic is giving this game so far....
 
If Laim posts his answer and TheBest doesn't respond within 10 minutes then Laim gains 5 points. Sound reasonable?

No.

Both answers need to go into Hectic first. As stated earlier. If you guys are in any doubts, just relax and wait for word from Hectic.
 
Good idea Liam, pm me your answers.

TB this is more important than football, answers before or around 12.
 
Thus order is restored.

I've just eaten an egg custard reading through some earlier pages. "My God. He's Jesus"

:lol:
 
Answers:

Laim147 said:
Right, I have £10 million. This isn’t so much an ‘ideal life’ as what just seems like the best thing to do.

Firstly, I’d donate various amounts of money to needy causes. Off the top of my head, the main one would be Cancer Research UK. Another thing I’d do is go around to council estates to find out who’s unemployed. I’d find out why, and what they’ve done to try get back into work. Sort of like a Secret Millionaire project, and create small jobs. For example, when it’s snowy, clearing pavements and roads, or just generally cleaning up the area now and again. It’s better than handouts, they keep their dignity and they contribute to the community.

Charity aside, I’d put some money away, in bonds (premium/government?). They’re safe, plus, and I could be wrong here, you can win money from them.
I’d also invest in gold. Again, I might be wrong, but gold doesn’t lose its value (surely?). In fact, it could increase in value, so I’m safe even if the banks collapse or some similar economic apocalypse happens.
Oh and I’d have a chat with an investment banker, see where I should put some more money.
And one more thing, I’d buy all of a collection of something. Say, rare watches, well, maybe something not so expensive, but perhaps some day in the future I could then sell them on or do whatever with them, as a means of financial security. Collectors’ items, if you will, memorabilia would be more valuable in the future right?

After that, is all my ‘disposable’ income. I’d get a fast car. They’re fun. I’d get a big house with a nice bit of land, or just a really big garden. I’d get an exec box or two at United, and I’d sell on the tickets from them (what I could anyway). I’d also get a season ticket, so I get the atmosphere at home, and I get the away games, win/win.

I’d buy a house abroad. Not Dubai, I don’t see the appeal of it. Somewhere like Hawaii, Barbados, or perhaps more simply, Spain.



TheBest said:
10 million
Hmm
This definitely is going to be the shittest answer

Well firstly i'll use them to fullfil my needs.
Maybe a new bike, car or something like that.

After that i will divide remaining money into 4 parts.
First part i'll put in the bank to keep for future.

Next part i'll invest in properties like real estate.
I'll buy houses at places which are devolping at fast rate.So as to sell them in future.
Its really a very good field to put your money in.

Third part I'll invest in share market.My dad has some friends related to this field so i can take advice from him.
obviously its very risky but if it works your going to be blessed.


Fourth part i'll use to live my life like a paradise for atleast 2 month.

I'll travel around the world including old trafford.
Will travel many countries.Do lots of adventurous stuff.Will bang lots of whores and everything.


By the way 10 million won't be less for these things right?
I have assumed 10 million (pounds)is lots of money
 
Both pretty decent answers.

If I had 10mil, I'm not sure I'd give to charities either. If I really cared I'd also donate my time at one and find a project worth aiding. Too much 'admin fee' in most charities.

But, you do raise a valid point and it's a good tax write off.

Both put time into investment, Liam is slightly better in that he is looking to stuff that retains value (gold price, much like all stocks does fluctuate). TheBest went for the property angle which is a good choice, Liam on collectors items which isn't bad either. Both secured some of it in physical assets, as well investment.

It's a tough call.

Edit: just re-read TheBest bit about doing whores, he has to get a few plus points for that :lol:
 
I'm not quite sure why Liam needs an exec box (or two) and a season ticket. With 10 million pounds you definitely have enough cash to make some risky investments. That's what I like about TB's real estate investment. A good housing complex could make you a fortune of money.
 
I'm not quite sure why Liam needs an exec box (or two) and a season ticket. With 10 million pounds you definitely have enough cash to make some risky investments. That's what I like about TB's real estate investment. A good housing complex could make you a fortune of money.

STs are unreliable for away games, having two exec boxes would be like having an away ST as well (although I may be wrong).
Also, why make risky investments when you can make safe ones?
Both a bit lacking in depth for me. I think TheBest edges it because Laim wants to give loads of money to a charity who already have more than they know what to do with, and Bestie's investment strategy is better.

Never said I'd give loads, and his investment strategy is worse.
 
Buying gold at it's current price is only sensible in that you can't possibly lose all of it, but it's value is unlikely to remain at its current high for too long.

An there was no consideration of things such as security when you've a million pound collection of rare watches kicking around etc.
 
Yes but gold will always have a purpose, it will always be used. It could lose value, but it's safer than investing in a company.

It has very little use apart from decoration and a small amount in electronics, it's just traditionally seen as valuable so continues to be so. If you want to buy something useful you want copper, germanium, platinum etc. Metals that are rare and/or very useful. They aren't going to get more abundant as time goes on.
 
£10,000,000 isn't enough to start going around giving large amounts to charity to be honest. Maybe £100,000 to a charity close to your heart. I certainly wouldn't go around creating jobs for people on council estates, especially those being jobs the council should/does provide.

The fact none of you even mentioned a swiss account baffles me.
 
You are backtracking, and there was a real lack of depth and specifics in both answers, for all I know you two could of had 3 million and achieved the same thing. I'll do a proper summary a bit later.
 
The council estate idea is retarded, I have to slip that in quickly.
 
Invest in gold = Gold price collapses = goodbye fortune.

They fecked it up. They actually fecked it up. The best idea I heard, ironically from thebest, was investing in property (assuming he means in India, not Antartica) because that should be a money maker.
 
There's so many flaws, they both actually fecked it up. It's about who had the least worst answer now.