Liam's Plan
Straight off the bat, we are into our first problem. You've made such an issue about TB failing to donate money any to a charity, but let's look at your own points. What does 'various amounts of money' mean? How unbelievably vague, why not just put a number to it so we have some perspective of how you are using this 10 million. Have you donated 100,000, or 4 million? It's left upto us to decide. The next bit is great. You are going to go around council estates and find out who is unemployed? How? And why? Is this what you would do if you were a millionaire? You would become a social working job giver? It's not upto you to solve unemployment. It's your choice I suppose, it just seems stupid and completely unrealistic. I mean how are you, Liam, going to go around and talk these people into work? They would probably batter you within about 30 seconds. I like this, you want to create jobs and consistent work for these people, by giving them opportunities like clearing the roads when it snows. Not only is that a completely shit job in terms of round the year work, but it's very dangerous considering you have no business or expertise in any of this, or equipment. Generally cleaning up the area now and again? What are these people, temporary street sweepers who come out once a month for the big sweep? I doubt they have much dignity there Liam.
Charity aside. Which we could assume is a considerable portion of your budget at this point, you'd invest in things. Stuff like bonds and gold. Again, no mention of how much, no proportion to your budget, it's ridiculous! After doing all of this, so that's charity, bonds and gold, you would have a chat with an investment banker to see where you should put your money. You've already made him completely redundant, by spending most of your money on other things, it's a bit late for advice now.
And finally, you'd buy a collection of something, like rare watches. I don't even know how to comment, it's like you have fired a precision brain-confusion dart into my head, and anytime I think about the topic of rare watch investments, I get migrains. All I know is that it is covered in retard, all over.
Moving on in life, you'd get the far car, house with land, become a ticket tout and buy a house abroad. Definitely not Dubai though, although no-one said that anyway.
TheBest's Plan
I like how you speak about the money as 'them', like it's a bunch of people money. Walking around, waiting for you, all 10 million of them. This makes sense when I try and think about how you think about things. Although for a true understanding I'd have to consume heavy amounts of LSD. When it comes to how you are spending your money, you have the most general outline which is splitting it into four parts, it's still vague, but better than Liam's. So we can assume you have put around about 3.3 million in the bank. The next bit going into real estate, again another 3.3 million, and this is a good idea, you have an idea of what to do and where to buy, it's a better investment than rare watches, that's for sure. The next investment is in shares, you are putting a lot into it but then you have some help too so it is risky as you say, but potentially beneficial. The last 3.3 million you use to fulfill your own desires, traveling, adventure stuff which leaves me curiously scared, and concerned for other countries. And finally, you will bang lots of whore and everything. I'm not sure what everything is, in conjunction with banging whores, but I liked this bit. You'd basically spend 3.3 million on a worldwide Prostitution Crawl, replacing pubs, with countries. That's an epic misuse of money.
Verdict
I think TheBest's plan is better, and he has given some idea about how much money would be spent on each thing, whereas Liam's was left completely upto imagination, and surpassed his normal level of vague. TB's was the better answer. But. I am not going to award either of you the round, because you both failed to answer the question. These were not answers on your ideal life, because neither of you would do these things if you had 10 million. Liam would not walk around Peckham, trying to determine why people aren't working and offering them shovels to work on a pay-as-it-snows basis, and TB wouldn't ideally want to invest three quarters of his money and roam the world banging whores. It was too vague and boring for both of you, you got caught up in the investment side of things which was never the focus at all. Liam just questioned himself constantly and showed he didn't have an idea about half, or nearly all the things he was talking about, and if you had any points, I'd probably deduct one.
On to the next question, any takers?
