Crapa Pelota AKA Gale's song, in a rough google translation:
"To you I want to tell my lords
the story so much that it makes me despair:
I'm already seven months I see the hair fall from the head ground floor.
Now I am bald, disappointed, dejected,
I do not know what treatment adottar. "
"But listen to what he says
that poor unhappy?
Do not lament,
but try to sing
canzon this with us. "
Crapa pelada he is' the turtei
ghe it dan minga its fradei, oh-oh-oh-oh.
His fans fradei the frittada
ghe it dan minga to Crapa pelada, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
Crapa pelada he is' the turtei
ghe it dan minga its fradei.
His fans fradei the frittada
ghe it dan minga to Crapa pelada.
Crapa pelada he is' the turtei
ghe it dan minga its fradei, oh-oh-oh-oh.
Crapa Pelà, Crapa, Pela Pela Crapa, Crapa, Pela Pela Crapa.
Badabaddà badabbadà badabba babbarara pirulirulirulirulì
Crapa Pelà, Crapa, Pela Pela Crapa, Crapa, Pela Pela Crapa.
Paaaaaaa pararappappa jelly paraparapà.
"And the song makes you forget
only what saddens the heart and makes you sigh. "
"Who knows if I can find the full head of hair?».
"Try, try again!".
"I tried and tried every care safer and recommended
quinine is the box but the head is still bald, still bald. "
"Come on buddy, do not despair."
"With the bulbomicillina with bayrum petrolina and I tried and tried but I'm still bald even bald.
Why? I do not know how it is.
I wonder why '.
"Why? Why? I do not know. "
Parapappa Parapappa tarattatà parapà Parapappa parrappappà PaRappa pararara pam.
"Are you?".
Crapa pelada, Crapa pelada,
Crap crap crap crap.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Bidibadi bidibadi bidiba bidiba bidibà bidibà bidibà bidibà
parappappà PaRappa pappa pappa pappappà
Crapa pelada he is' the turtei
ghe it dan minga its fradei, oh-oh-oh-oh.
"Crapa pelada,
With Wig
maybe you'll heal you. "
There's a lot about being bald in there. I highly doubt that's a coincidence. I'll let someone else do the rest.