Truly horrible player.
Someone needs to flatten him
Someone needs to flatten him
Andy Carroll
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
That was a f**king mugging.
Big laugh on sky about it. Dicks.
Referees in this country are a fecking joke. That was a red card all day long.
He CLEARLY used excessive force and endangered de Gea's saftey. Fergie is right to be fecking livid. Not even a yellow? feck off Probert you incompetent cnut.
He CLEARLY used excessive force and endangered de Gea's saftey. Fergie is right to be fecking livid. Not even a yellow? feck off Probert you incompetent cnut.
He's won a few headers against Evra, that means he's unplayable according to Sky.
Should be off, dirty bastard
He is quite the little girl for being such a physical striker
The "incident" with DDG, how pathetic was that from him 
Are they gonna give him man of the match? 
He's genuinely as thick as pig shit, isn't he?
He seems like such an idiot. Loved giving and getting a few elbows? Yeah, that's what being a striker is all about...
So Carroll apologists think that Vidic is strong enough to force Carroll into the air with that kind of force.. I know Vidic is a strong guy but come on..
Barnstorming performance apparently. Chucking yourself around like a pissed up alehouse Sunday league player is MOTM worthy.
The rest of the world laughs at England for pinning their hopes on this guy.
The rest of the world laughs at England for pinning their hopes on this guy.
What's worse is how the fecking commentators and media talk about him every time as if he the best player in the world.
With 9 caps over the last 3 years, how exactly are England "pinning their hopes" on Andy Carroll?
I mean, this is a player who's not good enough for Liverpool and Sky are wanking over him.
He's a £30m striker that Brooking just described as being 'effective' for West Ham since he moved there; effective, that's the best he can manage. Rubbish striker that suits one style of football only.
He get's man of the match over Kagawa? English football, good stuff.
His footballing ability remind me of a donkey on crack.
Actually I take that back that would be an insult to every crack addicted donkey.
Actually I take that back that would be an insult to every crack addicted donkey.
Japanese TV had a different camera angle... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTeJNt1U0HI
What a donkey.
fecking prick.
West Ham really are another Stoke. I guess they do a better job of it than Stoke do and hence they have more wins and points.
ESPN couldn't get their tongues out his arse all night, like he's the new Messi or something. Wouldn't mind if he even had a great game or a good one, but he didn't do much
I have long since stopped paying attention to which English player Sky give their man of the match to but to give it to Andy Carroll tonight is incredible
All of his antics and dirty play aside I thought he was actually good today, relative to what I've seen from him before anyway. It was certainly the best I can remember seeing him play, he actually looked capable of some link up play with the ball at his feet. Granted he shouldn't have been man of the match and should have gotten a red card a few different times.
Somewhere in there is a footballer but he's deeply hidden into the cave.
RvP's offside goal made up for Carroll's illegal air raids
I'm really fecking annoyed about that incident before half-time.
Just look at how late he is going in there. Doesn't get within 6 feet of the ball and could have seriously injured at least two of our players. That's blatant assault.
Why is it that two-footed tackles cause massive uproar in the media and nearly breaking someone's neck just raises a few chuckles about him "putting himself about a bit"? fecking nasty, violent thug.
Just look at how late he is going in there. Doesn't get within 6 feet of the ball and could have seriously injured at least two of our players. That's blatant assault.
Why is it that two-footed tackles cause massive uproar in the media and nearly breaking someone's neck just raises a few chuckles about him "putting himself about a bit"? fecking nasty, violent thug.
Kagawa was largely wasteful, apart from his 2 moments of sublime skill
Carroll is a big lump that suits percentage football and that's exactly why Big Sam loves him. Carroll is a decent "old school" centre forward and nothing more. The fact he's been picked for England shows the current crisis that English football is in. Alan Partridge would describe him as a "work geordie"
Sam Allardyce blaming the result on the linesman whilst brushing aside the fact that Carroll could have been sent off was the most annoying thing. Especially as Carroll denied Hernandez a late tap-in to win the game!
I'm really fecking annoyed about that incident before half-time.
Just look at how late he is going in there. Doesn't get within 6 feet of the ball and could have seriously injured at least two of our players. That's blatant assault.
Why is it that two-footed tackles cause massive uproar in the media and nearly breaking someone's neck just raises a few chuckles about him "putting himself about a bit"? fecking nasty, violent thug.
I was livid at the time... still am a bit to be honest. Look at where his hands are... any normal bloke would put them in front of themselves to break the impact for both them and who they're about to hit... but for some inexplicable reasons, Carrolls hands are down and he's made no attempt to break the impact on DDG.
Actually it's not inexplicable... he's a dirty fecker who wanted to do someone. Disgrace of a "challenge"
He was MotM last night
Does my head in. WOn a important header against someone half his size. That's about the only contribution he made to WH last night.
Does my head in. WOn a important header against someone half his size. That's about the only contribution he made to WH last night.
His tackle to stop Hernandez from scoring was a pretty big contribution too...
15m fee agreed with West Ham apparently.
I look forward to the twisted calculations on RAWK that hide the 20m loss.
I look forward to the twisted calculations on RAWK that hide the 20m loss.
West Ham are mugs.
Did very well to get £15 million for him. £10 million player at best.
Not really. He's a West Ham type player isn't he? It's no fault of theirs that Liverpool paid so heavily over his value and needed some return on investment.