Some Presidential and Vice Presidential Quotes from the past. Though there is always the possibility the person being quoted never actually said it.
''My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.''
—President Harry S. Truman
''Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.''
—President Lyndon Johnson
''I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House, with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.''
—President John Kennedy, at a dinner honoring Nobel Prize winners of the Western Hemisphere, the White House, April 29, 1962
''When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'present' or 'not guilty.'''
—President Teddy Roosevelt
''Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.''
—President Lyndon Johnson
''Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.''
—President Ronald Reagan
''If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'''
—President Lyndon Johnson
''What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?''
—President Ronald Reagan, on Clint Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
''A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.''
—President Franklin Roosevelt
''I was America's first instant Vice President -- and now, America's first instant President. The Marine Corps Band is so confused, they don't know whether to play 'Hail to the Chief' or 'You've Come a Long Way, Baby.'''
—President Gerald Ford
''When the President does it, that means it's not illegal.''
—Richard Nixon, in a 1977 interview with David Frost
''I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you.''
—Joe Biden, citing Theodore Roosevelt's famous quote, ''Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far'' (April 26, 2012)
''A zebra does not change its spots.''
—Al Gore
''Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya.''
—Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008