I'm finally building an army for some reason, and I'm full of ideas and money, surely something has to come of it eventually
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I think i am the reason
.Yep.
Full of money is right. You're sitting on 6 402 gold. In comparison, @Andycoleno9 has 247 and @Wing Attack Plan R has 29 (he's in a war though, to be fair). That could build a lot of buildings or hire a lot of mercenaries. Or in other words, you're sitting on 70 months worth of income.
Jesus, just spaff it all on mercenaries and let's take over the world
6500? What? How...? What? I mean...what?!
I’m developing nicely and it looks like the aim of my people is just to survive until the end as we are. 
It's where there's a crown next to a castle wall (meaning the province has a fort, which needs to be sieged down). It's Gharb (Rabat, capital city of Morocco).
Hopefully they finally drive me out of North Africa. Never wanted the desert anyway
@Eboue (top) and @RedSky (bottom) have made it to the New World. Not on their own, but either through map knowledge spreading naturally, or by purchasing some maps from Organic Potatoes. It's a start, though. (Apparently map knowledge spreads easier if the countries have good relations, and Eboue and Organic Potatoes like each other. Not sure how RedSky got in on the action, but he did.)
Shakesy looking in trouble then? While PNuts busy with him now would be a good time for my boys to invade PNut. Or we can just keep drinking wine for the next 50 years.
Good to see I've finally had some ideas.
Eboue and me are real bros.
Good to see I've finally had some ideas.
Eboue and me are real bros.
Inevitable, really. With so much fire power, how could anyone in Europe resist?
Wait, this isn't the post match thread. My bad
He just wanted the rest of Tunisia. I'm not sure how long he'll keep it though, given @Solius hates him even more than he hated you.
@Abizzz is a border gore terrorist. He invaded @Dr. Dwayne again, and created these absolutely hideous borders in northern Germany.
Everyone is having a go now.
@Abizzz is a border gore terrorist. He invaded @Dr. Dwayne again, and created these absolutely hideous borders in northern Germany.
To be fair, the actual HRE wasn't any better.
Everyone is having a go now.
@Abizzz is a border gore terrorist. He invaded @Dr. Dwayne again, and created these absolutely hideous borders in northern Germany.
fecking hell, @Abizzz. We're all Germans you know.
Everyone is having a go now.
Think I'll go eat worms. Big, fat, juicy ones@nimic if @Solius and I go to war, I'm gonna need minute-by-minute updates. I'd like to think that his animosity towards me is matched so that I'm not blindsided when it kicks off.
Is @RedSky still my ally or has he turncoated to the Spaniards? He must be miffed having got exactly zero gains from Solius' Iberian war.
This would be the biggest war of the game yet, no?
Is @RedSky still my ally or has he turncoated to the Spaniards? He must be miffed having got exactly zero gains from Solius' Iberian war.
This would be the biggest war of the game yet, no?
He's still your ally. Your allies are RedSky, P-Nut, VeevaVee, Organic Potatoes and Samid. You have so many allies.
Big war in Europe! @Igor Drefljak and @altodevil vs @adexkola, @KirkDuyt, @V.O. and @Welsh Wonder. It's not an even fight and I suspect Igor is about to lose his last hold on the continent. We'll see what the consequences area for altod. If he's lucky he can bully Welsh Wonder enough to get out of the war before the swarm finishes with Igor.
Organic Potatoes and Eboue are bailing @altodevil out a bit here, attacking poor @Crackers to take his one colony, bringing Welsh Wonder into it. Oh yeah and @Vidyoyo has basically been ganged up on and most of Sweden is now just... Sweden. Vidyoyo himself is left with three provinces.
Where are my allies! Come on!
Yes
It's amazing I've lasted this long
He betrayed the Spanish Inquisition to defend you, then he attacks you later on. What a dick.
All on Organic Potatoes?
When will I kick fecking @Eboue out of The Hague
@BD has taken the Exploration idea, he wants to get out and experience new things (and maybe get away from Solius for a bit). Though first he has to make sure he doesn't lose against Kongo, who he attacked without having his army in place.
You could honestly probably do it, being allied to Solius and adexkola.
I guess knowledge of this exact part of Northern Brazil just spread, because suddenly @AnotherLondonManc, @KirkDuyt and @Solius are all colonizing right next to each other.
I wondered what giving an extra colonist to everyone would mean, but I think it's working out. Organic Potatoes has still had a lot of advantage from picking the exploration idea, and now BD will be able to get a head start too in new areas. But in a test game I ran literally the entirety of the Americas were colonized by a single country, which won't happen here. What's European history without some colonial wars, eh?
I wondered what giving an extra colonist to everyone would mean, but I think it's working out. Organic Potatoes has still had a lot of advantage from picking the exploration idea, and now BD will be able to get a head start too in new areas. But in a test game I ran literally the entirety of the Americas were colonized by a single country, which won't happen here. What's European history without some colonial wars, eh?
Sounds like Vidyoyo has been gangbanged
I forgot to do army and naval losses in the update, and I said I was going to add it so I'll do it here and edit it into the post.
Army losses (battles + attrition)
Army losses (battles + attrition)
- Wing Attack Plan R: 561 000
- adexkola: 440 000
- Solius: 408 000
- Walrus: 402 000
- Abizzz: 366 000
- Shakesey: 357 000
- hobbers: 343 000
- Welsh Wonder: 303 000
- Salt Bailly: 293 000
- Eboue: 242 000
- Welsh Wonder: 111
- Shakesey: 63
- Igor Drefljak: 46
- altodevil: 40
- Organic Potatoes: 37
- RedSky: 36
- KirkDuyt: 32
- SilentWitness: 27
- Crackers: 27
- hobbers: 25
Holy feck, that's a lot of losses. Over half a million people dead.
We lost @Dan again