Álvaro Morata | Chelsea player

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BRIAN: How much? Quick.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: What?

BRIAN: It's for the wife.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Oh. Uhhh, twenty shekels.

BRIAN: Right.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: What?

BRIAN: There you are.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Wait a minute.

BRIAN: What?

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Well, we're-- we're supposed to haggle.

BRIAN: No, no. I've got to get--

HARRY THE HAGGLER: What do you mean, 'no, no, no'?

BRIAN: I haven't time. I've got--

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Well, give it back, then.

BRIAN: No, no, no. I just paid you.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Burt!

BURT: Yeah?

HARRY THE HAGGLER: This bloke won't haggle ...."
familiar. Monty python?
 
Stephen Howson from FTD says he's been told by a first team player that Morata is just about done and will be completed by the weekend. Tbf this guy doesn't bullshit about transfers.
 
It now appears to be at the point where everyone can see it is almost over the line and therefore numerous bullshit merchants will rush forward to be the first to publicly call it as 'done', thereby 'staking their reputations' on an almost sure thing. It could be worth thousands of twitter followers.
 
Stephen Howson from FTD says he's been told by a first team player that Morata is just about done and will be completed by the weekend. Tbf this guy doesn't bullshit about transfers.

Lol there's about 500 different sources of bullshit and he is one of them.
Attention seeking twat.
Why don't they say who told them these people?
 
It now appears to be at the point where everyone can see it is almost over the line and therefore numerous bullshit merchants will rush forward to be the first to publicly call it as 'done', thereby 'staking their reputations' on an almost sure thing. It could be worth thousands of twitter followers.

How can we see its nearly over the line?
 
On a serious note. Hope we get him, more of a gamble then Lukaku but imo has a higher ceiling and can offer more to other attacking players.
 
Can't wait for the announcement and to be honest, we just need width on right flank after this.
 
You can't haggle when you are desperate
 
How can we see its nearly over the line?

We've got reports from the United end saying 'hopeful of a deal this week' combined with reports from Madrid's end saying 'deal could be done within hours, just a few million euros to be worked out'. It's close enough for twitter nomarks to start coming out of the woodwork to be the first to (prematurely) call it as 'done'.
 
It now appears to be at the point where everyone can see it is almost over the line and therefore numerous bullshit merchants will rush forward to be the first to publicly call it as 'done', thereby 'staking their reputations' on an almost sure thing. It could be worth thousands of twitter followers.

Too many, but it is done :)

As I was saying...
 
How can it be done? Latest reports are we're going to make an improved offer.

Because we have an agreement with Real to make the deal. In business that's a done deal. It's going to be negotiation on the price, but this is done.
 
Griezmann done or properly done?
Give the guy a break. Seemed like Grieze was all done to me, then the guy changed his mind - personally, i think he was not fully committed to coming to us and the transfer ban served as the perfect excuse to pull out imho.
 
Give the guy a break. Seemed like Grieze was all done to me, then the guy changed his mind - personally, i think he was fully committed to coming to us and the transfer ban served as the perfect excuse to pull out imho.
I know :) question still stands though
 
He's an ITK from the future. The best kind of ITK.
Mr Vato what's the gossip in Madrid about this? Do you think we're closer to paying Perez's extortionate asking price?
 
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