Álvaro Morata | Chelsea player

[Giant Midget]

The text is also the exact same as from the Lindelof transfer announcements.

Bloody neckbeards sitting in their basements with nothing better to do than photoshop transfer announcements. Get a life, morons.

 

[Silas]

It would have to be someone happy for a squad role. I mean if one of Rashford or Morata gets injured then we won't even have an option to bring off the bench. Three strikers is a must if you're competing in Europe.

Martial.

 

[SuperiorXI]

sad cnuts

 

[JJ12]

It would have to be someone happy for a squad role. I mean if one of Rashford or Morata gets injured then we won't even have an option to bring off the bench. Three strikers is a must if you're competing in Europe.

So many have written Martial off. It's surprising.

 

[Silverman]

Wouldn't it be brilliant if United snuck a pic of Morata in the club jersey alongside the others at the top of the website to announce it.

 

[Jim Beam]

Looks like someone on twitter got a screenshot of it (or photoshopped it?)

Silly season in full flow.

 

[Klopp_De_Klown]

Looks like there was an update on the ManUtd website saying we agreed a fee and then they deleted it.

Look at the bottom banner. "This image was created by clone zone, a tool that lets you copy webpages and edit their contents" or something like that.

So are we saying that mr "RDCR07" is the owner and creator of this post ? Hardly?

Its clearly an attempt to decieve so who owns it?

 

[RDCR07]

So are we saying that mr "RDCR07" is the owner and creator of this post ? Hardly?

Its clearly an attempt to decieve so who owns it?

I saw the post in the twitter thread. Was too lazy to copy and paste it. Hence just typed out a response.

 

[bri2013]

Silly season in full flow.

Yep. Too much time on their hands.

 

[Klopp_De_Klown]

I saw the post in the twitter thread. Was too lazy to copy and paste it. Hence just typed out a response.

dont doubt it

Ya should report it... see if they close his acc

 

[RDCR07]

dont doubt it

Ya should report it... see if they close his acc

Doubt anyone from the cafe created it. And even if they did, let me have their fun. Stop snitching.

 

[El-Manos]

It would have to be someone happy for a squad role. I mean if one of Rashford or Morata gets injured then we won't even have an option to bring off the bench. Three strikers is a must if you're competing in Europe.

Martial?

 

[Ban]

Flight tracker at the ready.

 

[Mr Smith]

So many have written Martial off. It's surprising.

I agree, it's silly really. There seems to have been an idea cultivated that Mourinho hates him, which is at best a massive exaggeration.

 

[Verminator]

Alvaro Morata tracks with Hakuna Matata, for those song writers out there.

 

[Lennon7]

After watching this, maybe i'll upgrade him to a rating of Martial. Didn't realise it was was him that set up that Cuadrado goal against Bayern, unbelievable run. Also, I see what you mean, I forget he's pretty tall, his strides are large.

He looks to be out wide a lot more than I thought he'd be. Does he ever play on the wing?

 

[KingMinger22]

I just can't get excited about this signing.

feck me I wish Kane was realistic.

 

[charlenefan]

Question for those who have followed Morata's career give him the chances Zlatan had last season would Morata do better or worse?

I see no reason why we'd create fewer chances next season especially with a more mobile focal point

 

[TheRedHearted]

Seems like to me a goal every 84 minutes for Morata? Beats Lukaku although I know Lukaku has a lot more minutes and was playing in the PL. is Morata good enough is all I'm wondering. If Lukaku gives us the edge who cares about the money. That or Kane of course. If it were years of past I would see Kane coming here and Morata going to Spurs for a lot less than he's quoted. Anyways Bale or Sanchez and I think we're solid. Heaven forbid I pray Ronaldo come back now

 

[sammsky1]

Silly season in full flow.

some of those will also leave, certainly Rooney and in defence. Space for one more in the attacking options.

 

[Name Changed]

I am not in favour of this. Average player who scores feck all goals. If he was a backup to Belotti then fair enough. I think he will ultimately end up on the bench for us. Just not good enough.

 

[Offside]

I am not in favour of this. Average player who scores feck all goals. If he was a backup to Belotti then fair enough. I think he will ultimately end up on the bench for us. Just not good enough.

Real Madrid's second top scorer scores feck all goals?

 

[Striker10]

I think he will do fine in the premiership. It's not his fault his club are greedy. Whether he's enough is another matter (though I think we'll retain Zlatan). If we wanted to be sure, we'd probably need something else and so a lot falls on who else we could bring in.

 

[WPMUFC]

Agent confirms our bid, saying it's in the hands of the club.

Pedrosi says it was a matter of a few million and finalising the deal.

Only AS/SPORT (garbage spanish newspapers linking to chelsea) and Simon Stone's awful De Gea logic are the counter to this almost being done. Yet posters want to go on about "not counting chelsea out"

 

[Jim Beam]

some of those will also leave, certainly Rooney and in defence. Space for one more in the attacking options.

Not sure why you quote me there. By mistake or I missed something?

 

[sammsky1]

Not sure why you quote me there. By mistake or I missed something?

sorry. Though the tweet was in your post.!

 

[Offside]

Agent confirms our bid, saying it's in the hands of the club.

Pedrosi says it was a matter of a few million and finalising the deal.

Only AS/SPORT (garbage spanish newspapers linking to chelsea) and Simon Stone's awful De Gea logic are the counter to this almost being done. Yet posters want to go on about "not counting chelsea out"

Pedro is still raw.

 

[NinjaZombie]

I just can't get excited about this signing.

feck me I wish Kane was realistic.

You moaning twat.

But seriously, 10-15 years ago, we'd have gotten Kane, or Alli.

Like Mourinho says, things are different now. Almost every club in the Prem can hold on to their players. Hell, look what Southampton are doing with Van Dijk.

 

[Jim Beam]

sorry. Though the tweet was in your post.!

No problem, just wanted to check as I wasn't sure.

 

[WPMUFC]

Pedro is still raw.

eh, if anyone reliable had said something about chelsea, id agree with you. AS/Sport just generating website clicks does nothing to worry me.

 

[sglowrider]

Looks like there was an update on the ManUtd website saying we agreed a fee and then they deleted it.

Of course this is fake new -- the real indicator is when Mrs Morata is wondering around Hale looking for a house with an estate agent. No more, no less.

 

[Dante]

Look at the way he works the channels! This guy will be a massive upgrade on Zlatan in terms of helping the team score goals.

If I were a betting man, I'd put money on Martial scoring 20+ next season. His best season came under LvG when he had the freedom to play VERY centrally. Next season is going to be a big one for him, I reckon.

 

[LeftyBlaster]

Have a bad feeling about the way this deal is going.

 

[WPMUFC]

Have a bad feeling about the way this deal is going.

based on what?

His agent confirmed MUFC and real are in talks and AC milan are out because they didn't offer enough. We aren't backing out over a few million euros.

 

[LeftyBlaster]

based on what?

His agent confirmed MUFC and real are in talks and AC milan are out because they didn't offer enough. We aren't backing out over a few million euros.

I'll feel more convinced when I see him in our kit

 

[Sereques]

So he has never scored over 20 goals in a season. He has never been first choice no matter which club he played for. He has played as a striker throughout his career. And we are about to drop 60-70m on him? Again similar to Perisic dont think people would be against this transfer if it cost around 30-35m.

Nice choice of words. But he's young striker playing for Madrid and Juventus. I wonder why he wasn't the first choice striker.

 

[ravi2]

Have a bad feeling about the way this deal is going.

I've a pretty good feeling about this one tbh.
I think we have this one in the bag and I'm hoping for Fabinho next.

 

[SATA]

Not fussed if this goes through or not, but of course i'll be happy if he comes. But if he doesn't, we'll go get Belotti anyway. This isn't Pogba's or Vidal's level of muppetness

 

[SSSSnake]

Look at the way he works the channels! This guy will be a massive upgrade on Zlatan in terms of helping the team score goals.

If I were a betting man, I'd put money on Martial scoring 20+ next season. His best season came under LvG when he had the freedom to play VERY centrally. Next season is going to be a big one for him, I reckon.

Martial would have to start games to score goals. Jose just doesn't rate him and it's obvious in his team selection.

 

[Nevilles.Wear.Prada]

A fancier chicarito who can pass is all we need.