Manchester United 0:2 Newcastle United

BenitoSTARR · Dec 30, 2024

Sandikan said:
As in you're that keen to see it?
Or is that the woeful song from Sabrina Carpenter that you're choosing?

I’ve never wanted a United win more.

And hey don’t be coming at Sabrina with those negative vibes. She has a fringe!

Judas · Dec 30, 2024

Arsenal signing Isak would be infuriating. He’d do great there.

Massive loss for Newcastle.

Wayne's World · Dec 30, 2024

Don't think I've ever felt as unenthusiastic for a football match before.

Wolves game has deflated me, don't even think a win would cheer me up under these spineless, cowardly footballers

thisisnottaken1 · Dec 30, 2024

Licha-Vidic said:

My dad wasn’t born yet.

Shabby as she goes · Dec 30, 2024

Licha-Vidic said:
]If Manchester United lose to Newcastle United tonight, they will have lost five league games in one month.The last time that happened was September 1962: England hadn't won the World Cup, man hadn't landed on the moon, The Beatles hadn't released their debut album...

Ruud took over and, what was it, 3 wins and one draw?

I had high hopes of Amorim and I understand transitions take time, but this is inexplicable

Please prove me wrong tonight, but I’m afraid it’s gonna be bad, real bad

Judas · Dec 30, 2024

Shabby as she goes said:
Ruud took over and, what was it, 3 wins and one draw?

I had high hopes of Amorim and I understand transitions take time, but this is inexplicable

Ruud’s fixtures were piss easy and you’d think we were incredible in all of those games. Sick of seeing his daft little stint being used as a stick to beat the new guy with.

Camy89 · Dec 30, 2024

Shark said:
What happens then? We can't just keep going with the "we need to suffer to progress" line for the entirety of the season, can we?

What happens?

January transfer window happens.

I refuse to be drawn into an Amorim out debate - that is a complete no go. For those that can’t see this isn’t a manager problem, I can’t help.

hellhunter · Dec 30, 2024

Judas said:
Ruud’s fixtures were piss easy and you’d think we were incredible in all of those games. Sick of seeing his daft little stint being used as a stick to beat the new guy with.

Yeah it's ridiculous. At least Carrick played a proper opponent in his short stint

Ollie Derbyshire · Dec 30, 2024

We need to win tonight, daughters new boyfriend is round to watch the game and he’s a Newcastle fan!

Blood Mage · Dec 30, 2024

Newcastle losing Isak would be horrible for them, just as they were building something. I'd be delighted for the geordie cnuts. :lol:

Also great news if he's not playing tonight, we might only lose 2-0.

Dannn411 · Dec 30, 2024

Judas said:
Arsenal signing Isak would be infuriating. He’d do great there.

Massive loss for Newcastle.

No chance in hell. Newcastle would demand minimum £130m.

Gabriel Djemba-Bebe · Dec 30, 2024

Shabby as she goes said:
Ruud took over and, what was it, 3 wins and one draw?

I had high hopes of Amorim and I understand transitions take time, but this is inexplicable

Not inexplicable at all. He's got his formation that he won't budge on, and a lot of our players are struggling to acclimatise to it.

Ayoba · Dec 30, 2024

I need to schedule my now regular man utd induced crying session. When shall I schedule it? At half-time, full time, when we're 3-0 down??

Posh Red · Dec 30, 2024

Ollie Derbyshire said:
We need to win tonight, daughters new boyfriend is round to watch the game and he’s a Newcastle fan!

I really hope you ridicule him incessantly if United win.

erikcred · Dec 30, 2024

Blood Mage said:
Newcastle losing Isak would be horrible for them, just as they were building something. I'd be delighted for the geordie cnuts.

Also great news if he's not playing tonight, we might only lose 2-0.

What? Why?

hellhunter · Dec 30, 2024

erikcred said:
What? Why?

There's a rumour that Arsenal are about to sign him

CloneMC16 · Dec 30, 2024

Licha-Vidic said:

Another broken record tonight then.

Dannn411 · Dec 30, 2024

Shabby as she goes said:
Ruud took over and, what was it, 3 wins and one draw?

I had high hopes of Amorim and I understand transitions take time, but this is inexplicable

Please prove me wrong tonight, but I’m afraid it’s gonna be bad, real bad

Ruud would probably have lost all the matches Amorim lost and he'd have lost to City too.

Shark · Dec 30, 2024

Camy89 said:
What happens?

January transfer window happens.

I refuse to be drawn into an Amorim out debate - that is a complete no go. For those that can’t see this isn’t a manager problem, I can’t help.

I'm nowhere even close to Amorim out, was more so just wondering what the narrative will be.

friendlytramp · Dec 30, 2024

Ruud was scraping through using the same “system” as ten hag. Amorim is implementing a new system mid season that will pay off in the longer term. Keep the faith

erikcred · Dec 30, 2024

hellhunter said:
There's a rumour that Arsenal are about to sign him

Well, it would be smart from Arsenal.

How loaded are they these days? That must be a crazy expensive signing especially in this window.

BenitoSTARR · Dec 30, 2024

Ollie Derbyshire said:
We need to win tonight, daughters new boyfriend is round to watch the game and he’s a Newcastle fan!

Ex-boyfriend if they win.

Ollie Derbyshire · Dec 30, 2024

Posh Red said:
I really hope you ridicule him incessantly if United win.

Thats a big IF

Amsterdam Devil · Dec 30, 2024

renatosanches85 said:
Utd lose this, the Liverpool match and the cup tie. Reuben Interim won’t last the season, this club is washed.

Ah feck off. Support your team.

Foolsgold21 · Dec 30, 2024

After tonight we have a few midweeks off so hopefully will start seeing improvements with the system.

Think the next 3 games will be brutal then hopefully we have a bit of a reset like in January 2020

Posh Red · Dec 30, 2024

Amsterdam Devil said:
Ah feck off. Support your team.

And the nicknames have already started. Unbelievable.

hellhunter · Dec 30, 2024

Posh Red said:
And the nicknames have already started. Unbelievable.

Seems to be a terrible poster to be fair

TheReligion · Dec 30, 2024

Posh Red said:
Both

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Dec 30, 2024

Sandikan said:
If we win the next 3 games I will personally arrange for myself, @Dirty Schwein and @BeforeKeanetherewasRobson to do a 3man acapella of your song of choice.

I’ll start practicing my scales. La, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaaa

Posh Red · Dec 30, 2024

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson said:
I’ll start practicing my scales. La, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaaa

I’ve found a scouser. Get him.

BenitoSTARR · Dec 30, 2024

hellhunter said:
Seems to be a terrible poster to be fair

Newbies…

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Dec 30, 2024

Posh Red said:
I’ve found a scouser. Get him.

Calm down calm down!

VP89 · Dec 30, 2024

Sandikan said:
If we win the next 3 games I will personally arrange for myself, @Dirty Schwein and @BeforeKeanetherewasRobson to do a 3man acapella of your song of choice.

Im a lot more invested in this outcome than I thought now..

Withnail · Dec 30, 2024

renatosanches85 said:
Utd lose this, the Liverpool match and the cup tie. Reuben Interim won’t last the season, this club is washed.

What the feck is shit?

Posh Red · Dec 30, 2024

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson said:
Calm down calm down!

Ffs I’ve just had flashbacks of Harry Enfield

Ollie Derbyshire · Dec 30, 2024

I just want a game with no stupid mistakes leading to goals. Feels like forever since we’ve not had a game without any, and it’s just embarrassing.

I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Dec 30, 2024

Withnail said:
What the feck is shit?

He/she seems to have changed their mind from “Mark my words, Ruben Amorim is “THE ONE”* He will get this club back where it belongs” less than two months ago,

HookedOnAPhelan · Dec 30, 2024

Any serious people reporting the Isak transfer or just twitter wankers?

croadyman · Dec 30, 2024

Judas said:
Arsenal signing Isak would be infuriating. He’d do great there.

Massive loss for Newcastle.

Yeah always felt it was on the cards though, could have afforded him if we hadn't blown so much on Onana, Mount, Antony and Zirkzee

CallyRed · Dec 30, 2024

He'll come off the bench and score the winner.

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