Manchester United 0:3 Newcastle United

Barthez · Nov 1, 2023

groovyalbert said:
But the Glazers aren't going. No point raising that now.

Well then nothing will change so stick with it or go support another team.

Widow · Nov 1, 2023

We're pushing forward and they now have pace up top, this could get worse.

golden_blunder · Nov 1, 2023

mitchmouse said:
I guess Diego Simone's phone will be ringing later...

Great yet another change in philosophy

Member 117152 · Nov 1, 2023

Forgot we had a match tonight! Clicked on the score and thought it was a joke.

sdb4884 · Nov 1, 2023

cj_sparky said:
I liked Amrabat's first game, but the option in his loan shouldn't be taken up.

We aren't obliged to buy him right?

Lost bear · Nov 1, 2023

Neil_Buchanan said:
I know we’re obviously shit but we’re also fecking unlucky. The ball just always bounces their way

I tell you man, we're absolutley cursed. Someone at the club did a deal with devil and the devil lied.

ClassOf'99 · Nov 1, 2023

Son said:
Forgot we had a match tonight! Clicked on the score and thought it was a joke.

It has been.

Irrational. · Nov 1, 2023

Newcastle have had 4 shots on target and 3 goals.

Godfather · Nov 1, 2023

These fecking hoofballs

Drifter · Nov 1, 2023

I heard we are a counter-attacking side

Sara125 · Nov 1, 2023

Have any of our crosses actually got to the head of one of our own players?

Nogbadthebad · Nov 1, 2023

Redfrog said:
Emery, De Zerbi, Nagelsmann, Carrick, whoever. It doesn’t need to be SAF. We should have learn our lesson by now.

Just don’t bring someone who didn’t coach for the last ten years like last time.

Why would any of them come here?

3 of them have jobs with better prospects and the other is on a hiding to nothing, all he can do is ruin his legacy.

Until the glazers are gone, Sir Alex, Pep or Sir Matt himself would fail at this club.

Houdini · Nov 1, 2023

prateik said:
Can someone please tell me why people were convinced Amrabat would be a good signing??
27.. played for a mid table Serie A side .. 1 decent WC and he was suddenly the answer in midfield

Ten Hag is a fecking idiot.. he is building a side to compete in the Eredivisie .. totally out of his depth at a club with our expectations.. we have been terrible for a long time.. but he is still horribly out of his depth here.

We need a manager who is experienced at the highest level. No more experiments please.

sugar_kane · Nov 1, 2023

What’s the fecking point of going attacking, shut up shop. The game is over.

laughtersassassin · Nov 1, 2023

ETH is well and truly a man just waiting to be sacked now.

We are in the delaying the inevitable stage

KeanoMagicHat · Nov 1, 2023

Pathetic, pathetic. feck off Ten Hag.

Tibs · Nov 1, 2023

Qatar. Please, buy us, sack everyone, and start from scratch.

Castia · Nov 1, 2023

Bruno in a nutshell

Comes on and his first touch is a 70 yard cross field Hollywood ball that goes straight to a Newcastle player

Pointless

golden_blunder · Nov 1, 2023

I see Hojlund making little runs all the time and none of the cnuts look at him

Barnslig · Nov 1, 2023

Sara125 said:
Have any of our crosses actually got to the head of one of our own players?

We don't do that around here.

2 man midfield · Nov 1, 2023

Newcastle are 3-0 up with 0.64 XG.

Only we lose games like this.

BarstoolProphet · Nov 1, 2023

.Phil1968 said:
I remember following United in the late 80s and some of those teams weren't that good but I think they'd thrash this lot

They would do that still

RedMarcus · Nov 1, 2023

Antony sits there moaning, complaining and shaking his head on the bench on Sunday then puts an absolute gash performance in tonight. No way he should be anywhere near the first team.

Redfrog · Nov 1, 2023

Zen said:
This is ridiculous. We're getting zero luck to be fair in this dour performance phase.... if it's not shite reffing, it's wonder strikes today

We deserve to lose by a mile. Nothing to do with luck or wonder strikes. There is no strike if our defenders are concerned.

mitchmouse · Nov 1, 2023

Whatever people say about Gary N, he had the decency to go into SAF and send he was a busted flush and needed to retire. None of this lot has that in them but virtually none deserve to be at the club let alone in the team

The Hilton · Nov 1, 2023

El Zoido said:
Maguire’s win rate taking a hit these last two games. He’ll have to reprint his brochure at this rate.

This made me laugh quite hard, not easy given the circumstances, well played.

astracrazy · Nov 1, 2023

golden_blunder said:
Great yet another change in philosophy

Well apparently not....any manager that comes here has to play the "United way" with the "United DNA"

Superunknown · Nov 1, 2023

Drifter said:
I heard we are a counter-attacking side

We are. We are against attacking.

sdb4884 · Nov 1, 2023

Just got up, saw the score. Laughed. That's what it's like these days.

IrishMcD · Nov 1, 2023

I would gladly take relegation if it meant glazers left

lsd · Nov 1, 2023

Rustyspider13 said:
Just like I said, abdication of responsibility. A player just runs through the midfield and no one steps up to challenge him. Unprofessional and cowardly.

Didn't help when the manager says they can't play passing football

fallengt · Nov 1, 2023

This is a $10bil club? What Glazers are smoking

tomaldinho1 · Nov 1, 2023

Betson said:
ETH will be gone before January , nothing is working and so many players look un-coached and unmotivated.

Can't see much changing until the Sir Jim scenario is finalized one way or the other. Probably what he wants to be honest, come and in announce someone like Hansi Flick

Gopher Brown · Nov 1, 2023

Why do their players look fitter, stronger, more technical, more bothered than ours AGAIN?? What are we doing?

This isn't even close to rock bottom and it's hilarious

Dazzmondo · Nov 1, 2023

golden_blunder said:
Great yet another change in philosophy

ETH didn't change anything tbh

Andycoleno9 · Nov 1, 2023

Sandikan said:
I do, letting opposition run with the ball and not marking or closing down.

Oh, now i see that too. And in attack?

Hester_manc · Nov 1, 2023

Mount is still on the pitch. He has been our worst player today, and our second worst this season (after Martial). I really do not understand, why he gets playing time.

didz · Nov 1, 2023

Drifter said:
I heard we are a counter-attacking side

Close - we're an anti-attacking side. We're also anti-defending.

AaronRedDevil · Nov 1, 2023

Tibs said:
Qatar. Please, buy us, sack everyone, and start from scratch.

Qatar won't suddenly make the players smarter. They are dumb as shit.

mitchmouse · Nov 1, 2023

Mount is almost as bad as Martial

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