Think we are at our best in recent times doing that. Which might work if we could actually defend first.
League Cup Round of 16
Manchester United 0:3 Newcastle United
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Wed, 1 November 2023 @ 8:15pm GMT
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Discussion Your Lineup Prediction
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Mount looks good.Bruno and Mount
I can't see how any of them would come apart from Carrick. Hard job for Carrick, who has been good for Middlesbrough but hardly so good to be top candidate for such a big job.
Totally justified, every single one of these clowns should be booed, it should start at kickoff and end at the final whistle.
Probably because it’s a no-lose situation. How could we get any worse?
No it is an option, still cost £8m loan fee though.
We're a nothing side.imagine being destroyed by Newcastles B-sideGreat shot mason mount. We will call Buzz Aldrin to collect it from the moon.
When he's not playing.
Not really. We've been playing his shite style of football while pretending we're better than that.
With him here, he might actually coach us in a way that suits our style. It'll be terrible to watch but we might win from time to time which makes a change from nowWhat is up with our shooting
Martial was our worst player today by some distanceThis could still end 4 or 5-0
and probably even more boring... which would be quite a featfecking bravo EtH. Chuck these 3 on. They’ll solve all your problems with *checks notes* 20 minutes left.
Why even bother? We’re not coming back from this because you and your absolutely shocking coaching team don’t seem to do anything apart from wear our badge, look forlorn and spew empty words every week.
Bellends.You can see why Fiorentina loaned Amrabat out can’t you
Shite
Showed none of that tonight. Two of Newcastle goals have come from the counter attacks and the other caught napping on quickly taken free.
I don't see us winning it by that manyThe amount of awful shots we've had outside the box tonight is embarrassing.
Because they won’t get a bigger check anywhere else. When you are managing on a smaller club you don’t turn that down. No way.Every shot we do ends up row Z... These are professional footballers right?Newcastle don't do anything fancy either. They just work hard and do the basics really well. Compare it to how difficult the passes we are attempting are? It's no wonder we don't pull them off.
Beat your man, get the cross in, half an opening take the shot. Against City getting trounced and they were still trying little flicks.
The crazy thing about Ten Hag at Ajax was that it was all quick, short passing and movement. You didn't even need to be technically that gifted. There is just no teamwork in attack in comparison at Utd.Every single ETH signing has turned to shit.
Every single player is considerably worse right now.
We don't have to imagine at the Theatre of Dreams.
£8m for the privilege of adding another shitty player to the squad. Deary meThe level of shitness is quite entertaining though
He is almost too effective
We're not even a third of the season in. It can get much much worse if there's no new manager bounce.Remember when Rangnick said the team needed gutting and then we sacked him?
Good times
Desperate for a CM.McTominay to come on in 87th?
Sarcasm?Ten Hag hasn’t helped himself (selection, non selection, tactics, subs) but players are pathetic excuses for sportsmen.. lazy, wimpy, overpaid, mentally weak babies.
If Glazers want to go out on a high… find some way to fine them all two weeks wages as often as they can before they sell (if they sell).
If only we’d gone all in for Maddison and KMJ…
Bye Erik.
Next!The next manager who is going to be given a 150 million plus transfer budget should just buy as many players as possible vs spending big money on 2 or 3. Replace as much of the team as fast as possible.
we won't score three goals this month at this rate
Don't care. Drop the club into the bottom half and force the losers who own us to sell up when we stop being a cash cow.
Idiots for booing a ghost
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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12%
Hannibal Mejbri
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8%
Andre Onana
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7%
Antony
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5%
Harry Maguire
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5%
Rasmus Hojlund
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4%
Mason Mount
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4%
Sergio Reguilon
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2%
Casemiro
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2%
Sofyan Amrabat
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1%
Victor Lindelof
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1%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Diogo Dalot
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1%
Alejandro Garnacho
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 210 ratings.
Score Predictions
94,106,10
- Man Utd win
- Newcastle win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 26% Man Utd 2:1 Newcastle
- 14% Man Utd 0:2 Newcastle
- 12% Man Utd 1:2 Newcastle
- 12% Man Utd 1:3 Newcastle
- 8% Man Utd 1:0 Newcastle
- 5% Man Utd 2:0 Newcastle
- 4% Man Utd 1:1 Newcastle
- 3% Man Utd 0:1 Newcastle
- 3% Man Utd 0:3 Newcastle
- 3% Man Utd 3:1 Newcastle
- 2% Man Utd 2:3 Newcastle
- 2% Man Utd 3:2 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 0:4 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 0:6 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 2:2 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 3:0 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 1:5 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 0:9 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 4:0 Newcastle
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Newcastle
- Possession
- 62% 38%
- Shots
- 13 10
- Shots on Target
- 2 5
- Corners
- 5 2
- Fouls
- 16 9
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Aaron Wan-Bissaka
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replaced by Sofyan Amrabat
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replaced by Bruno Fernandes
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replaced by Rasmus Hojlund
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replaced by Marcus Rashford
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