It feels like these feckers have scored with every shot on target
League Cup Round of 16
Manchester United 0:3 Newcastle United
Old Trafford
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- Wed, 1 November 2023 @ 8:15pm GMT
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Just watching Willock stride forward and shoot. Might as well hold their arms out and point where to go. Embarrassing.Watching Antony playing with the ball in his feet hurts my eyes.Could be worse…This really is the worst we've been post Fergie. The club is dead.Only positive that comes out of this mess is the bank balance of the United Stand YouTube channel3 subs , 2 goals too late there baldy man.I was overly optimistic with my score prediction.Why bring those three on? Let them rest before the PL game.We are a laughing stock.
maguire was even worseOld Trafford used to be a fortress but it's now a mouse trap...and we're the mouse!
Looked like a foul
Because there’s half an hour left?
But the Glazers aren't going. No point raising that now.Bruno &Rashford, please no....Until we put 2 players in front of the back 4 we will continue to be a joke, we are so so poor. I was willing to give ETH as long as it took but this season has been a special kind of awful.Maguire's record as a starter still looking ridiculous, eh lads?
I'd almost missed the sight of him and Lindelof backing off of an unrushing attacker. Nostalgic feeling of the Ole era in the way that third goal went in.
Waiting for 3-0 to do those subs
Newcastle fans are singing the right song that's for sure
It was a good shotLast game ever from Martial for us hopefully
Not a lot to stop them is there?We're so bad at crossing we can never beat the first man, but Reguilon doing one better, manages to hit both players blocking the cross. I honestly believe at this point we could blindly pick 11 players from the Premier League and play without a manager, and it would not be worse than these group of players. What are they actually doing in training?
Huff and puff, go missing in midfield, concede. It just isn't a very nice pattern.
Is he going to score 4 goals?The players are shit and the manager is shit. And it's managers fault for buying all these shit players.We huff and puff then we give it away!Turned over by Newcastle "B" team. So embarrassedAt least opposition fans aren't chanting Ole at the wheel.
Yeah weird no replays, wanted to see thatTen Hag needs to feck off back to AjaxAt least we got a round further than the bitters.
Ffs no. Get a possesion based manager. I'm sick of low blocks and direct football. Thought moving away from that was the reason we went with ETH in the first place. I'll take a De Zerbi or Xabi Alonso even if there are some teething problems. With a proper DOF and recruitment strategy I could see them succeeding hereI wanted a centre back instead of Mount when we signed him.
I do, letting opposition run with the ball and not marking or closing down.
Home fans might join in soon.
Because we need to actually score a goal! We can’t bloody score in any gameAnnoyingly that's exactly the kind of goal we should be scoring on a regular basis, given how often we win the ball in those situations.
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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12%
Hannibal Mejbri
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8%
Andre Onana
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7%
Antony
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5%
Harry Maguire
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5%
Rasmus Hojlund
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4%
Mason Mount
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4%
Sergio Reguilon
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2%
Casemiro
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2%
Sofyan Amrabat
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1%
Victor Lindelof
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1%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Diogo Dalot
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1%
Alejandro Garnacho
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 210 ratings.
Score Predictions
94,106,10
- Man Utd win
- Newcastle win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 26% Man Utd 2:1 Newcastle
- 14% Man Utd 0:2 Newcastle
- 12% Man Utd 1:2 Newcastle
- 12% Man Utd 1:3 Newcastle
- 8% Man Utd 1:0 Newcastle
- 5% Man Utd 2:0 Newcastle
- 4% Man Utd 1:1 Newcastle
- 3% Man Utd 0:1 Newcastle
- 3% Man Utd 0:3 Newcastle
- 3% Man Utd 3:1 Newcastle
- 2% Man Utd 2:3 Newcastle
- 2% Man Utd 3:2 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 0:4 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 0:6 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 2:2 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 3:0 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 1:5 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 0:9 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 4:0 Newcastle
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Newcastle
- Possession
- 62% 38%
- Shots
- 13 10
- Shots on Target
- 2 5
- Corners
- 5 2
- Fouls
- 16 9
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Aaron Wan-Bissaka
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replaced by Sofyan Amrabat
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replaced by Bruno Fernandes
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replaced by Rasmus Hojlund
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replaced by Marcus Rashford
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