Manchester United 0:3 Newcastle United

Cutch · Nov 1, 2023

Chuckle brothers doing their trademark backing off

el3mel · Nov 1, 2023

Guy was running as if he's running in his home's garden and not against a football team.

Houdini · Nov 1, 2023

Just stop the count!

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Nov 1, 2023

Godfather said:
Surely he needs to be sacked tonight?

Hopefully

always_hoping · Nov 1, 2023

Just typical they score their 3rd goal from their first attack of 2nd half half and yet another goal conceded when cheaply losing possession of the ball.

theatreofdreams777 · Nov 1, 2023

What kind of defending was that? Lindelöf is a feckin joke.

Barthez · Nov 1, 2023

groovyalbert said:
I don't even know how you begin to fix this.

We’ve been saying the same thing for years now. There’s only one way you fix it and I don’t need to spell it out

Catt · Nov 1, 2023

Drifter said:
The B side as well

Doesn't matter. We can lose to anyone right now

JonDahl · Nov 1, 2023

We are absolutely terrible.

saik · Nov 1, 2023

Good night guys.

STYLOISRED · Nov 1, 2023

If ETH survives November then we are not a serious club

Andycoleno9 · Nov 1, 2023

I don't see a single pattern in our play.

Aretak · Nov 1, 2023

Starting to wonder if there's a reason no other club was in for Amrabat during the summer...

sugar_kane · Nov 1, 2023

Martial is a parody of a striker

Superunknown · Nov 1, 2023

Widow said:
That's their second wonder-ish goal of the game

It's a wonder goal from our point of view because that type of goal is way beyond us right now. We just don't score goals, full stop.

Thom Merrilin · Nov 1, 2023

Every goal we've conceded today came from a lack of concentration from one or more of our players, it must be so frustrating for the coaches.

DJ_21 · Nov 1, 2023

ETH thinking he can trust 2 of these subs coming on. Their the ones normally letting him down

Frank Grimes · Nov 1, 2023

Everything we do is so obvious.

TsuWave · Nov 1, 2023

0-3 back to back at OT is crazy

2 man midfield · Nov 1, 2023

What’s the point in sending Bruno on now

OnlyTwoDaSilvas · Nov 1, 2023

Class finish tbf, but we were piss weak in that build up.

Livewire1974 · Nov 1, 2023

Jimble said:
do you mean when

Sorry, autocorrect.

Sack him after we are beaten by Fulham on Saturday.

He is done.

laughtersassassin · Nov 1, 2023

TsuWave said:

No where did I say I'd thought we'd comeback but he literally kept our best attacker on the bench for no reason. Peak stupidity

Sandikan · Nov 1, 2023

In the words of the carneys in the Simpsons, we were beaten by the best..

coughs.

mitchmouse · Nov 1, 2023

Now he sends on the reinforcements.... and I wondered when this chant would start (sacked in the mornong)

Godfather · Nov 1, 2023

Widow said:
That's their second wonder-ish goal of the game

Hardly

Amsterdam Devil · Nov 1, 2023

It’s over for Ten Hag, he knows it, the players know it, everybody knows it. We lack passion and fight, Ten Hag is just sitting there. It’s over.

HackeyC · Nov 1, 2023

Honestly done with this team. Steaming pile. Martial stealing a living.

vivaronaldo · Nov 1, 2023

transition goal again .....enough is enough

prateik · Nov 1, 2023

Ronaldo's ego said:
At least Ole was a legend.

Ole was much better.. the end was terrible.. but it was never this bad.. not even close..
also, he didnt get 400m to blow in the space of a year on players he wanted...

Ole was incredible when compared to this clown.

Widow · Nov 1, 2023

6 goals in the last two home games, terrible stuff

Andycoleno9 · Nov 1, 2023

STYLOISRED said:
If ETH survives November then we are not a serious club

He should not survive a week.

Rex Banner · Nov 1, 2023

If I was Newcastle, I'd really go for it here. Chance to get 5 or 6.

DomesticTadpole · Nov 1, 2023

Rashford on for Martial.

MZX7 · Nov 1, 2023

Our Line Up
Fugana
Fugalot
Fuguire
Fugdelof
Fuguilon
Fugemiro
Fuggibal
Fugount
Fugtial
Fugarnacho
Fugtony

Fugged

big_jeffstar · Nov 1, 2023

I don’t expect them to defend a single attack, and I don’t expect them to score a single goal.. it’s heart breaking

Sunny Jim · Nov 1, 2023

The only question is …. Will they score 5?

RedMarcus · Nov 1, 2023

Far too late to be bringing Hojlund on now. ETH doesn't have a shitting clue

Canuckred64 · Nov 1, 2023

Why don't we ever close anybody down? We let teams cut through us like a hot knife through butter.

Neil_Buchanan · Nov 1, 2023

I know we’re obviously shit but we’re also fecking unlucky. The ball just always bounces their way

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