OnlyTwoDaSilvas
Gullible
Man Utd v Burnley simulation in FIFA 15
Van Gaal is tired of Falcao and Van Persies lack of form and has dropped them both.
Therefore he's fielding this side:
DDG
Rafael - Smalling - Rojo - Young
Blind
Herrera - Di Maria
Mata
Wilson - Rooney
12 min - We're absolute shit. Burnley is dominating and creating chances.
17 min - Our first chance; Mata shoots the ball 893 meters high with his non-lethal right foot.
27 min - Rafael with a beautiful dive. Scott Arfield is furious as he gets booked. The free kick is wasted by Rooney
29 min - Just noted that Michael Keane is playing against us. This must surely be against the rules?
Half time - We're still absolute rubbish. Burnley with 56% possession. We only have 59% passing accuracy. Van Persie coming on for Wilson at half time.
49 min - Falcao on for Rooney. Weird substitution.
50 min - This is the worst game I've ever seen. Both teams are shite.
54 min - PENALTY TO US!! Di Maria dribbled through their defense and got down quite easily. Nevertheless the penalty has been given.
58 min - GOAL! Falcao scored on the penalty! Undeserved lead to us! On a side note, how did it take 4 mins to take the penalty? Sad time wasting by Van Gaals side.
62 min - Burnley are pressuring heavily, but are not really close to scoring. Long shots seems to be their tactic.
73 min - Fellaini on for Herrera. Predictable substitution.
76 min - Oh my god. Burnley scored. De Gea with a blooper. Real Madrid just lost interest. David Jones is the goal scorer.
80 min - Burnley keep pounding the ball up he SAF stand. There must be someone there they don't really fancy.
88 min - GOAL!! Big Felli is our saviour. Beautiful volley. RVP with a nice assist.
The game finished 2-1. In the worst PL game I've ever seen, we managed to win on a bad day even with 46% possession. Burnley would probably have got away with one or more points if it wasn't for their evil agenda against one of the spectators in the Sir Alex Ferguson stand.
Superb!