RIP Lucas
RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 2017/20-18 Edition | LOLis Karius
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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These life-sapping shenanigans are bound to be followed by posts about Liverpool Football Club fans being completely unique in caring about former players.
Shit whats happening.... It´s their fate in life crying over everything..
I can't believe all this is over fecking Lucas.
All it does it remind everyone of how little they've won in the last 10 years.
All it does it remind everyone of how little they've won in the last 10 years.
Henderson leading the tributes for Lucas 
They've really shoe-horned him in there as their Stevie G over the last few years, it's hilarious.
They've really shoe-horned him in there as their Stevie G over the last few years, it's hilarious.
Anyone read their Everton thread? The lack of self-awareness is astounding.
My favourite stat from LFC's website about 'Lucas' career in numbers'.
Not one stat that reflects his contribution in midfield lmao
Such underwhelming stats.
While this looks funny, I bet we've had players with similar amount of games and similar goals.Quite, what a load of rubbish
7 goals, count them, 7!
This thread is for laughing at the scousers. Feck off with your reasoned debate. xo
But we don't fecking memorialize them...
Here's one. Since Lucas picked up his League Cup medal by beating Cardiff...
Leicester ( the team that finished three places lower than Cardiff ) have gone from 9th in the championship to win the Premier league.
Jesus, that is just...sad. I don't remember stevie g getting such and he was worthy of.it!
That goodbye video is probably the most cringeworthy thing I've seen. That's up there with their white suits moment
Yeah I thought exactly the same!
1 - His only league goal for the Reds came against Newcastle United at Anfield in May 2009.
It's like they wanted to troll him.
Indeed, such a weird tribute by numbers.
3 - The number of envelopes containing Lucas' name.
Why is it so wooden and unnatural? They sound like they're doing a post match interview. I'm sure there is good intentions behind this, but they should have done a video with individuals tributes from teammates featuring clips of Lucas's 'best' moments at Liverpool.
Wait how did Lucas die???
0 - amount of actual fecks given by the rest of the planet.
He must've watched that video.
''30 - Lucas holds the record for most consecutive league appearances in the No.21 shirt.'' about the most meaningless stat ever
about the most meaningless stat ever10 - The number of Peppa Pig episodes Lucas watched before realising it wasn't Being: Liverpool.
This was shit at the time and its aged horribly.
and I love the Bone Thugs version btw.
They're insane!
Just like every other player at the club then.
Well it's a good bloody job!
Just like every other player at the club then.
Well it's a good bloody job!
This was shit at the time and its aged horribly.
and I love the Bone Thugs version btw.
I was genuinely saddened that Bone Thugs allowed them to cover it.
Pfft he was standing on the shinpads of giants, obvs.
One poster compared him to Gerrard. Surely a pisstake?
Some of those quotes, holy shit.
Just a matter of time before the poems start rolling in.
Just a matter of time before the poems start rolling in.
Goodbye Lucas, our old friend
I guess this time it is the end
Your football was so very boring
It made us cry and left us snoring
And though the words of the scousers
Are scribbled on the RAWK lav walls
Yet you were balls
And still you haaaaaave...no medals.
I guess this time it is the end
Your football was so very boring
It made us cry and left us snoring
And though the words of the scousers
Are scribbled on the RAWK lav walls
Yet you were balls
And still you haaaaaave...no medals.
Lucas the giant of Liverpool
Only 5ft 10, how could they be so cruel?
Bossed the midfield for 10 years
Scoring 7 goals, the fans hold back tears
A legend at the Kop and in their hearts
17 times in the shower, his number of farts
A meaningles stat to to go with the rest
But let's face it that's not even the best
30 times as number 21
6 times did he fancy his mum.
The scouser delusion wormed its' way in
The league cup his only win
Goodbye to a legend, your parties were great
It's a shame about your sister, you never did date.
Only 5ft 10, how could they be so cruel?
Bossed the midfield for 10 years
Scoring 7 goals, the fans hold back tears
A legend at the Kop and in their hearts
17 times in the shower, his number of farts
A meaningles stat to to go with the rest
But let's face it that's not even the best
30 times as number 21
6 times did he fancy his mum.
The scouser delusion wormed its' way in
The league cup his only win
Goodbye to a legend, your parties were great
It's a shame about your sister, you never did date.
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