RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 2017/20-18 Edition | LOLis Karius

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''30 - Lucas holds the record for most consecutive league appearances in the No.21 shirt.''
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Wearing the same shirt for 30 consecutive days? A record? I bet there are hundreds of scousers can beat that.
 
did mignolet actually bother to make an attempted save that game
 
johnamiri said:
I didn't cringe at all. I am going to wheel out look at his stats. He is a far better player than he is given credit for and I will take the man over the footballer every time where we are comparing people. Football is a game that i love. Life is what we all live and decent human beings are more important than footballers.
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Haha, it doesn't even rhyme. What sort of a Liverpool supporter are you?
 
Surely there's a few on there whinging they don't have a top striker like the rest of us?

United - Lukaku
City - Aguero
Arse - Lacazette
Chelsea - Morata
Spurs - Kane
Liverpool - A collection of average forwards
 
Some of the Crystanbul lads have chipped in.....

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'Goodbye Lucas, from all the lads on the Ark Royal'.
 
Bleedin' nora!!!!! :eek:

RAWK said:
It just feels like his (Lucas) career was really Liverpool, and the rest is an epilogue.

That said, I thought Figo was just going to take it easy at Inter, and he won absolutely everything. So maybe there's plenty of glory coming Lucas's way yet. I selfishly kinda hope he won't go on to be a superstar there though.
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:lol:
 
tbf, Lucas might well play until he's 42 and win a minor cup at Internazionale, I think the RAWK loon is rightly concerned that the legacy to the game could turn out to be not all about the Football Club of Liverpool in this instance

those quotes that @Eyepopper fetched over though, :eek: - we still got a few people operating over there then?
 
Mockney said:


Their whole timeline is an endless series of OTT love letters to an unexceptional player. Makes our farewell to our club captain and leading scorer look like a masterclass in understated restraint. They just can't help being melodramatic.
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Thats what north korean children must feel when they sing for kim jung un
 
He was basically our equivalent of Fletcher.
 
SoCross said:
One of the least cnutish players in their squad. Can't believe it's been 10 years :wenger:
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Being the least cnutish player in the Liverpool squad is not exactly anything to brag about. It's like being the best looking man in the serious burns ward.
 
Mart1974 said:
Being the least cnutish player in the Liverpool squad is not exactly anything to brag about. It's like being the best looking man in the serious burns ward.
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Holy shit
 
The scouse hitlist.
Second world problems.
Feels like the most likely option if Keita falls through is Oxlade-Chamberlain, but here are a few other names that might get considered...

Zielinski, 23, Napoli
Milinkovic-Savic, 22, Lazio
Goretzka, 22, Schalke (reportedly joining Bayern on a free in 2018?)
Ox, 23, Arsenal
Correa, 23, Atletico Madrid (more of a forward though)
Sanches, 19, Bayern (Bayern currently in negotiations to sell to AC Milan)
Meyer, 21, Schalke
Demirbay, 23, Hoffenheim
Brozovic, 24, Inter
Lanzini, 24, West Ham
Lemar, 21, Monaco (not really an 8 but has played in AM sometimes and could do a Lallana)
Coric, 20, Dinamo Zagreb - Don't know how good he is off he ball, but think he would do really well offensively with Klopp
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Ian Reus said:
Not if they've got a chance of winning the league with their current club.
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But surely an opportunity to work with Klopp the messiah and chances to win silverware such as the Norwich cup, the Rawk Net spend trophy and not not to mention the alternate league table, would be great bargaining tools. What player could resist such lofty ambitions?
 
Lord Megadrive said:
But surely an opportunity to work with Klopp the messiah and chances to win silverware such as the Norwich cup, the Rawk Net spend trophy and not not to mention the alternate league table, would be great bargaining tools. What player could resist such lofty ambitions?
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Well top players won't come as the fees paid would mean they're no longer competitive in the netspend cup.
 
You'd think that the legacy of Lucas would draw them in.
 
King Kendrick said:
Let's not forget perhaps the greatest passage in the book of Kopites lads. 26, 1-40

1] THEN the twenty years of plenty came to an end, and twenty years of famine set in. 21 The land was barren, and nothing flourished, and no gloty came upon the Kopites. 3] And the Kopites saw the glory of their neighbours to the east, the Devil-Worshippers, and they saw the wealth of the Philistines in the south, who were Muscovites from the house of Chav. 4] Then the Kopites suffered bitterly, and grievously did they pity themselves. 5] And the people came unto the Lord, wailing and rending their garments, which were made from shells. 6] And the Lott said, "Why are you come before me, ctying and wailing? Wherefore do you rend your garments that are made from shells?" 7] And the people cried, "Behold, 0 Lott, we suffer bitterly, like. 8] For Thou hast brought wealth upon the Philistines, and glory to the Devil-Worshippers up the mad; but in Thy anger Thou hast forsaken us Kopites, what were once blessed in Thy sight and that." 9] But the Lord replied, "IIow is it that have I have forsaken you, when I have pouted such bounty upon your heads?" 10] But the people looked about them and saw no riches, nor the shining trophies of battle. And they protested unto the Lord, "Where is this bounty then, 0 Lord, of which Thou fuchen speakest?" 11] And the Lord replied, "Yea, the bounty of the Lord is as the rain, that is drained into the sands of the desert. For it is all gone on the likes of Bruno Cheyrou." 12] But the people wept, and they no longer had faith in the Lord, and banished him from their sight. 13] And the Lord went from that place, and two new Lords came from far away in the West. 14] And the new Lords said that They would lead the people to salvation. 15] Then the people bent over before them, and were overjoyed, and they raised their voices in praise, saying, "We're proper sorted now, la. We're gonna win the league." 16] Now it had come to pass in this time that they greatly exalted the prophet Raphael, who was their leader. 17] For under his rule they fought a battle of many nations, and in the land of Lud they strove against the Berlusconians. 18] And lo, though they were almost destroyed, they fought back and vanquished the enemy, thanks to Stevie G. 19] Then the Kopites made an idol of Raphael, and cried out that he was the saviour, and by his mighty sword they would come forth from the land. 20] But in the end they came fifth. 21] When they saw that the might of the Kopites was nigh restored, all the tribes trembled. 22] But the King of the Devil-Worshippers did not tremble: he was crafty, and in his wisdom he sent a madness upon Raphael. 23] Then Raphael became as a man who dreams, speaking in tongues and seeing visions. 24] And he squandered the wealth of the people on lame and useless servants. 25] For he brought to their camp men such as El Zhar and Ngog, Degen and Bar-Ragan. And he brought Yossi the Israelite, who had settled west of the land of Ham; and Babel, in whose name men built a tower. 26] And he brought many, many more. 27] And soon Raphael feared to venture forth, lest he be vanquished, but exhorted his servants only to defend the camp. 28] Then all the tribes came to loathe the Kopites, because they were so boring. 291 So the people came before the two Lords and said, "Why don't Ye giz some ackers to Raphael, that he may bring further glory to the people?' 301 And the Lords replied, "Behold, we have given him millions and millions of shekels. But in his madness, he spent it on Glen the son of John, and Aquilani the Roman. And lo, he squandered it on Josetni. Now the bounty of the Lords is gone, for he hath spunked it on absolute garbage." 311 But the people were not satisfied, and they wrote screeds of righteous indignation, and kept saying things about 'net spend'. 32] So the Lords cast out Raphael, and sent for the prophet Roy, renowned for his steady hand and his outstretched arm and his good relations with the press. 33] But the people were in mourning for Raphael: they loved him greatly and pitied him. And they did pity also themselves. 34] For they were blind to his madness, seeing only his triumph against the 13erlusconians years before. 35] And Roy was an old man, and the Kopites lost countless battles. 36] And the people went berserk, and threatened to come into the house of the Lords and do Them harm. 371 And it came to pass that They were skint, and soon the moneylenders drove Them from the temple. 38] And so yet another Lord came among the Kopites, and he sacrificed Roy and sent for the old King who had lead the Kopites a full score years before. 39] Then the people rejoiced, and cried, "Right, this time we are pure fuchen sorted, la. We're gonna win the league." 40] And them was laughter across the land.

s/o to plech
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My Dear Sir, for this post alone, you deserve my gratitude. Glen the son of John and Yossi the Israelite were epic.

Hats off :lol::p
 
LennonNL said:
Surely there's a few on there whinging they don't have a top striker like the rest of us?

United - Lukaku
City - Aguero
Arse - Lacazette
Chelsea - Morata
Spurs - Kane
Liverpool - A collection of average forwards
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Tbh, their forward line really seem to gel and outscored ours so I don't see why you brought this up. And I wouldn't call the likes of Mané and Firminho average. Salah doesn't look too shabby either.
 
Hi. My name is Lucas.
I've been in the second tier.
Just above Everton
But that is gonna change, I fear.
I saw that and quickly booked a flight.
How long have I been shit among this shite?

There's just no Norwich anymore
There's just no Norwich anymore
There's just no Norwich anymore.
 
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