Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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That was definitely intentional. I could've avoided hitting the guy's face and he's a much better athlete than I. He's had a history of such 'accidents' and cnutish behaviors, kind of like Fellaini, although the Belgian is less talented and slightly more dirty.
 
When a certain type of incidents (one player hurting others) often repeadtedly, I completely dismiss the 'non-intentional' notion anymore.Somewhere in his subconscious, he likes to hurt players.PSG players reported that Zlatan was like that during training sessions too
 
When you have a player who thinks its okay to kick his own teammates randomly, I dont think you can put anything past him when it comes to an opposition player
 
When you have a player who thinks its okay to kick his own teammates randomly, I dont think you can put anything past him when it comes to an opposition player

There is only one thing to do Ekeke, let the hooligans go at it in a room. Let me see, Rooney, Suarez, Barton, Zlatan, Pepe, Ramos and Balotelli. How about putting someone like Olivier Dacourt or Philippe Mexes in their too, since they have both stood up to Zlatan and he cowered away like a pussy.
 
There is only one thing to do Ekeke, let the hooligans go at it in a room. Let me see, Rooney, Suarez, Barton, Zlatan, Pepe, Ramos and Balotelli. How about putting someone like Olivier Dacourt or Philippe Mexes in their too, since they have both stood up to Zlatan and he cowered away like a pussy.

Suarez would lie on the floor rolling from the very first second he entered the room. Put Terry in there too, he'd make a speech about bravery and safrifice before inevitably punching someone in the face and pretending that person struck his arm with the face.
 
Suarez would lie on the floor rolling from the very first second he entered the room. Put Terry in there too, he'd make a speech about bravery and safrifice before inevitably punching someone in the face and pretending that person struck his arm with the face.

Damn!! I forgot to place Terry into the room, and before I forget, Vinnie Jones. Couldn't get any more chavs into that room if you tried.
 
As I said earlier, if he had been playing for the dippers or the bitters, we would be calling for his head. I hate any sort of hooliganism in football and will not defend it, whether it was Keane on Haaland, Rooney being a hooligan as he has been on a few occasions, Duncan Ferguson, Suarez, Barton, Balotelli. They are all the same, just because he is a good player doesn't mean he can get away with that sort of stuff. However, that is only one incident that he as obviously got away with. I can remember Zlatan doing a DeJong Kung Fu kick on the St. Etienne goalkeeper. The way Zlatan didn't even look at the ball speaks volumes, the way he wanted to plant his size 12s into the middle of the gks chest.


This is not intentional either then:



No, that's not intentional either, reckels but not intentional.
 
When a certain type of incidents (one player hurting others) often repeadtedly, I completely dismiss the 'non-intentional' notion anymore.Somewhere in his subconscious, he likes to hurt players.PSG players reported that Zlatan was like that during training sessions too

That is just pure nonsense. By that token Scholes is a dirty bastard. It's just a way of playing, some go in hard others not very much so. About the violent behavior, he's an alpha male, pure and simple... ever heard of PDA (Physical Display of Affection)?
 
Scholes has got that dirty tackling about him yes.I have no doubt about it, you can see it specially when he gets frustrated and plays badly, he always does come up with a dangerous.It's who he is.
Zlatan is even worse at that aspect, he's bigger and more dangerous.I know you're a massive Zlatan fan but honestly it'd help you to open up your eyes."Physical display of affection" :lol: so what ? It doesn't make it any less dangerous
 
That is just pure nonsense. By that token Scholes is a dirty bastard. It's just a way of playing, some go in hard others not very much so. About the violent behavior, he's an alpha male, pure and simple... ever heard of PDA (Physical Display of Affection)?

Can this "Alpha male" and "PDA", be used to defend Barton, Balotelli or even Pepe??

Of course you wouldn't use it since it is not applicable to all.

Scholes has got that dirty tackling about him yes.I have no doubt about it, you can see it specially when he gets frustrated and plays badly, he always does come up with a dangerous.It's who he is.
Zlatan is even worse at that aspect, he's bigger and more dangerous.I know you're a massive Zlatan fan but honestly it'd help you to open up your eyes."Physical display of affection" :lol: so what ? It doesn't make it any less dangerous

The one thing that gave it away in the animated gif, and that was the fact that the "Alpha male", was physically pushed out of the way, someone smaller than himself actually got the better of him and as with all "Alpha males", they need to show who is boss."
 
That is just pure nonsense. By that token Scholes is a dirty bastard. It's just a way of playing, some go in hard others not very much so. About the violent behavior, he's an alpha male, pure and simple... ever heard of PDA (Physical Display of Affection)?

Scholes is a dirty little ginger cnut tbf.

Phenomenal footballer, nice guy off the field - but a wreckless, cynical twat all the same.
 
When a certain type of incidents (one player hurting others) often repeadtedly, I completely dismiss the 'non-intentional' notion anymore.Somewhere in his subconscious, he likes to hurt players.PSG players reported that Zlatan was like that during training sessions too

He was apparently, a heavy shoulder to shoulder charge, punch to the ribs against Nene, and an elbow near the eye of Menez:

http://www.jeanmarcmorandini.com/article-290546-morandini-zap-psg-zlatan-ibrahimovic-blesse-ses-coequipiers-a-l-entrainement.html

Probably one of the reasons why Nene wants to leave and such a good player too.
 
All of this shouldn't be interpreted as some sort of dig at the fantastic player Zlatan is (and Scholes used to be for instance).Same thing is with that cnut Balotelli, you keep seeing ugly stuff from the same suspects more and more, it cannot just be an "accident"
 
All of this shouldn't be interpreted as some sort of dig at the fantastic player Zlatan is (and Scholes used to be for instance).Same thing is with that cnut Balotelli, you keep seeing ugly stuff from the same suspects more and more, it cannot just be an "accident"

Some say that it is a "personal dig", but the images are open to interpretation of course. He is a great footballer, but as far as his attitude is concerned towards other players or his co-equipiers, he is no different to Balotelli. If you take his footballing skills away, then he would be simply be a Barton, a Balotelli, a Suarez, Rooney, Scholes, DeJong et al. There is no way to justify his acts simply because he scored a great goal against England. I stated this once and state it again, if he had been playing for the bitters or the dippers, and he had done the same stuff against the likes of Vidic or Evans, we wouldn't hear the end of it about how much of a hooligan he is. Manchester United, the bitters, the Chavs, the dippers, PSG it doesn't really matter.
 

I tried to rephrase it, but it came out wrong so, I will not change it. However, I am yet still to find someone who has picked me up on the point that if Zlatan had played for the bitters/dippers or berties and done even half of this stuff, especially on a United player, he would be hung, drawn and quartered and crucified for good measure. No-one is talking about his footballing ability here, that is not the point, the point is his acts of hooliganism.
 
Everyone knows that Zlatan is a massive twat. The only ones who really protest are Swedes. But the thought of Scholes (and Ronney) as a Zlatan without footballing abilities is rather humourous.
 
Everyone knows that Zlatan is a massive twat. The only ones who really protest are Swedes. But the thought of Scholes (and Ronney) as a Zlatan without footballing abilities is rather humourous.

Well, obviously. We've been exposed to him for so long that we sort of know more than most people what kind of person he is.
 
The hate is strong in these two.

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I'd love to see Zlatan in the PL, not only because he's a phenomenal player but also for all the shite he talks on a regular basis. Quality entertainment.
 
Perhaps he could go to QPR in a straight swap with Mbia because at least Zlatan can play football. Mbia is out of his depth in the premier league and as such, should be playing in Ligue 1.

I would say that M'Bia stupidity for tackling and leaving space behind is textbook PL football these days
 
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