As if a cold would be brave enough to try it on with Zlatan.
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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 46
- Goals
- 28
- Assists
- 9
- Yellow cards
- 8
- Status
God doesn't rest on Boxing Day - he'll score today.
Man Utd 3:1 Sunderland
Incredible half. Absolutely bossing it and looks a cut above everyone else on the pitch.
He really is the heart of the team. Absolutely everything goes through him.
Wow, as everyone knows I'm a massive Zlatan fan but I thought he looked tired in that half. Brilliant for the assist though.
Didnt look tired at all.
No there are players playing just as good as he's been on the pith.
I love how everyone just hugged him in the goal celebration. You can really see what he brings to the team both on and off the pitch.
Had Zlatan stayed in Paris PSG would be first not third. He's that big of a player. Arguably more central to United 2017 than Van Persie was to United 2013.
Haha same here. Really over the top comment. He has been making some great runs though but without getting the ball.
Remarkable for a player of his age. Truly is.
I too think he's been a bit mixed bag this half. Fantastic hold up play though. Defenders continue to be shit scared of him
Playing very well as usual but we need to figure out how to get men in the box when he drops deep. It seems to be Mata's job today but he's not really up to that.
Hope he scores a couple, needs him to continue his goalscoring run and end the year with the most goals ahead of Messi, Ronaldo and Suarez.
You can see why he gets a lot of love from PSG fans, the man is a proper leader.
35 years old...amazing player
Plays shit the whole match. Still gets one assist and one goal. 
So one more goal and he's joint top scorer in the world for the whole year 2016?
Two assists*Plays shit the whole match. Still gets one assist and one goal.
He's been brilliant today.
"Get Ibra off now!"
Scores and assists.
Scores and assists.
Take away his goal and two assists and he's been absolutely rubbish.
You missed the first half i guess..
17 goals and 6 assists in 26 games. 
Pogba again pleading with him for the free kick?
Haha a goal and two assists from the God of Manchester. What a ridiculous player he is.
17 goals and 6 assists. What a man.
Two assists and a goal. I can't wait until he starts playing well
Preeeetty, pretty good.
Thats quite a lot to take off a player
For a 35 year old he has been amazing
I see what you did there.
Proper leader out there today. Said it before and I'll say it again, PSG would be top not third had Ibra stayed in France.
Can we please take him off free kicks
All round play was awful but, the man is class.
2 assists and a goal but man was that a poor performance. I'm also annoyed at how he seems to take every free kick.
Could easily add at least 3 to both of those stats. He's been brilliantly frustrating.17 goals and 6 assists in 26 games.
Probably his worst game for us and gets a goal and two assists.
What a boy.
What a boy.
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