Cheryl is an abortion. She is a f**king abortion. She is a disgrace to the human race. How the f**k could anyone prefer her to Ashley Cole? She is a dick. She is a twat. She is a f**king moronic stupid RETARDED little bitch. She doesn't know what a f**king human is. She has no personality. She has no life. She is a mongface, a mongFEST. feck off.
Why is she such a bitch. Why is she such a whiny little f**kface. She's not even hot. She's a dick. She has a fantastic PR team that paint her as the greatest saviour of the world since f**king Diana. Calm down? feck off, she is a TWAT. What the f**k is the point of her being on this program if she won't judge people? It's a program where she is a JUDGE. And she is REFUSING to JUDGE? HELLO!? WHAT.
I'm not even joking now. If she died, who would care? Who the f**k would care? Would you? To the person reading this, think, would you give a flying f**k if Cheryl Cole died? Would you in fact be feckING delighted that such a f**king lowlife, cretinous, retarded jizz-stained BUCKET OF SHIT died? What the f**k is she.
I didn't even intend to write a big rant here. I wanted to write a sentence. Maybe she's just a f**king wum, because I'm wound up right now. feck her.