It's now 24 hours since the last time we exclusively told you that Wilfried Zaha will sign for Manchester United within 24 hours. And now we're telling you again. The Old Trafford outfit are believed to be preparing to prepare a bid for the highly-rated footballer that no-one has ever seen in action. However, doubts remain whether Zaha is overrated or underrated, and if he'll be worthy of his massive asking-price or the bargain fee that United are considering preparing to prepare within another 24 hours from the last time.
Our insider source at Crystal Rovers claims that the Scarlet Devils will be buying pure quality or absolute dogshit: "He's good, but sometimes he's bad. Willy, as I call him, is still young, so there's plenty of time for him to feck up and be blamed for everything. The move might work, or it might not."
Meanwhile, Sir Alfred Ferguson is mulling over strangling flop foreigner David De Zaster, and exchanging him for acclaimed goalkeeper Victor Valderama.