Voulez-vous...Zaha!
Wilfried Zaha
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Although I have been rather against this transfer in this thread. I really don't want to have to wait until next season to see him play for us. Get him signed now!
It is slightly frustrating, we could use a winger now.
This is getting ridiculous now.
Looks shopped.
My, Elliot, super skills you have.
That's way too good.
For the amount of money rumoured, I hope we don't loan him back.
I hope we do loan him back, it would be a silly time to bring a twenty year old who has only played Championship football into our first team.
I'm wishing on zahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
To follow where you areeeeeeee
I'm wishing on Roooooooooooneyyyyyyy
To set up RVP.....
To follow where you areeeeeeee
I'm wishing on Roooooooooooneyyyyyyy
To set up RVP.....
He can't play much worse than Valencia has been
Rooney Rooney Rooney
Zaha hahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaah
(to the tune of "Ruby")
Zaha hahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaah
(to the tune of "Ruby")
That's the way,
Zaha, Zaha!
I like it,
Zaha, Zaha!
Zaha, Zaha!
I like it,
Zaha, Zaha!
Mail says it'll be done by tomorrow morning.
Viva Wilfried Zaha
Viva Wilfried Zaha
Sounds like Louie Saha
But its Wilfried Zaha
Viva Wilfried Zaha
Tounge twister
Viva Wilfried Zaha
Sounds like Louie Saha
But its Wilfried Zaha
Viva Wilfried Zaha
Tounge twister
Is it pronounced 'Wil-fried' as in 'fried eggs'?
No its pronounced 'Leo-nel Mess-see'.
Oh.
When I was just a little boy
I dreamt of Nani and Young on our wings
But now I know better
You've stolen my heart
I dream now of better things
Oh Zaha, Zaha
Whatever may be, may be
You're better than Young and Nani
Oh Zaha, Zaha!
I dreamt of Nani and Young on our wings
But now I know better
You've stolen my heart
I dream now of better things
Oh Zaha, Zaha
Whatever may be, may be
You're better than Young and Nani
Oh Zaha, Zaha!
is this finally happening?
shite, do better next time
Yeah we're doing songs now.
feck you!
I've tweeted him the best song. He's sure to sign now...
By the sounds of it he will be there for the rest of the season, not that he won't be loaned back, but in fact that we won't officially announce the signing of him until the end of the season.
He'll be coming from Crystal Palace when he comes
He'll be coming from Crystal Palace when he comes
He'll be coming from Crystal Palace, coming from Crystal Palace
He'll be coming from Crystal Palace when he comes!
Our bid is now fully prepared. That's the main work done.
It only remains to submit it, for CP to accept, and personal terms to be agreed with the player. A few hours should settle that.
He's got the contract - in his hands
He's got the contract - in his hands
He's got the contract - in his hands
He's got the contract in his hands!
He's got a ballpoint pen - in his hands
He's got a ballpoint pen - in his hands
He's got a ballpoint pen - in his hands
He's got a pen in his hands!
Mike Phelan's willy's - in his hands
Mike Phelan's willy's - in his hands
Mike Phelan's willy's - in his hands
Phelan's willy is in his hands!
He's going F A P F A P F A P - with his hands
He's going F A P F A P F A P - with his hands
He's going F A P F A P F A P - with his hands
F A P F A P go his hands!
He's put the pen to paper - making use of his hands
He's put the pen to paper - making use of his hands
He's put the pen to paper - making use of his hands
OMG he's got nice hands!
Everybody's looking - at his hands
Everybody's looking - at his hands
Everybody's looking - at his hands
Look at those beautiful hands!
The signature's emerging - from his hands
The signature's emerging - from his hands
The signature's emerging - from his hands
He's no longer even using the pen!
What the fecking feck's - going on with his hands?
What the fecking feck's - going on with his hands?
What the fecking feck's - going on with his hands?
There's ink spewing out of his hands!
Everybody panics - run away from the hands
Everybody panics - run away from the hands
Everybody panics - run away from the hands
He's got demonic hands!
There were no survivors - all succumbed to the hands
There were no survivors - all succumbed to the hands
There were no survivors - all succumbed to the hands
Hands hands hands hands hands!
He's got the contract - in his hands
He's got the contract - in his hands
He's got the contract in his hands!
He's got a ballpoint pen - in his hands
He's got a ballpoint pen - in his hands
He's got a ballpoint pen - in his hands
He's got a pen in his hands!
Mike Phelan's willy's - in his hands
Mike Phelan's willy's - in his hands
Mike Phelan's willy's - in his hands
Phelan's willy is in his hands!
He's going F A P F A P F A P - with his hands
He's going F A P F A P F A P - with his hands
He's going F A P F A P F A P - with his hands
F A P F A P go his hands!
He's put the pen to paper - making use of his hands
He's put the pen to paper - making use of his hands
He's put the pen to paper - making use of his hands
OMG he's got nice hands!
Everybody's looking - at his hands
Everybody's looking - at his hands
Everybody's looking - at his hands
Look at those beautiful hands!
The signature's emerging - from his hands
The signature's emerging - from his hands
The signature's emerging - from his hands
He's no longer even using the pen!
What the fecking feck's - going on with his hands?
What the fecking feck's - going on with his hands?
What the fecking feck's - going on with his hands?
There's ink spewing out of his hands!
Everybody panics - run away from the hands
Everybody panics - run away from the hands
Everybody panics - run away from the hands
He's got demonic hands!
There were no survivors - all succumbed to the hands
There were no survivors - all succumbed to the hands
There were no survivors - all succumbed to the hands
Hands hands hands hands hands!
Too long.
You wouldn't like the extended version then...
The Gunners were strongly linked with a move for Zaha after watching him on several occasions with Wenger confirming he was keeping tabs on the England international.
Zaha is poised to join Manchester United before the close of the transfer window, but Wenger is adamant he was never interested in the midfielder and is not worried about the prospect of him moving to Old Trafford.
"If Zaha goes to Man Utd, good luck to him. We were never in for him. Never," said Wenger.
Wenger admits the club are working hard on bringing in some reinforcements this month, but he refused to divulge any transfer targets.
"I will not give you any names. We are working very hard," added Wenger.
Wenger did hint at having an interest in West Ham midfielder Mohamed Diame, admitting he rates the former Wigan man highly.
"He has a great presence in the games, I have seen him have a big impact," he said.
http://www1.skysports.com/football/...e-an-offer-for-Crystal-Palace-s-Wilfried-Zaha
Haha Wenger trying to keep Arsenal fans happy.
Zaha is poised to join Manchester United before the close of the transfer window, but Wenger is adamant he was never interested in the midfielder and is not worried about the prospect of him moving to Old Trafford.
"If Zaha goes to Man Utd, good luck to him. We were never in for him. Never," said Wenger.
Wenger admits the club are working hard on bringing in some reinforcements this month, but he refused to divulge any transfer targets.
"I will not give you any names. We are working very hard," added Wenger.
Wenger did hint at having an interest in West Ham midfielder Mohamed Diame, admitting he rates the former Wigan man highly.
"He has a great presence in the games, I have seen him have a big impact," he said.
http://www1.skysports.com/football/...e-an-offer-for-Crystal-Palace-s-Wilfried-Zaha
Haha Wenger trying to keep Arsenal fans happy.
When Zaha positively merks one of his opponents with his magic feet, the crowd could break out into a chorus of Zahahahahaha.
The ballpoint pen or Phelan's schlong?
Like Kagawa and Van Persie? Like Hazard, Nasri, Ozil, Sanchez? Admittedly we didnt get the latter ones but my point is that we are neither shy of throwing big money or going for proven players.
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