Sassy Colin
Death or the gladioli!
Now THAT'S value!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ter-United-bid-6m-Wilfried-Zaha-48-hours.html
Making a 6m bid in next 48 hours. Making the bid must be the most time consuming thing in football.
"Purple monkey dishwasher."
Colin, we're not buying baked goods, ffs.
So his valuation has reduced fom £20M, down to £12M & now £6m + addons.
If we wait a bit longer will get him on a free...
Not after the Heinz/Heinze fiasco!
Palace co-owner Steve Parish originally valued the England forward at £20m.
But Sportsmail understands United will play hardball with the Championship club by making a cash offer as low as £6million.
It is understood United will pay half of the fee up front, with the remainder staggered over the course of Zaha's contract.
Strange bollocks going around on shitter twitter, some saying SAF is there, some saying he didn't turn up, some saying he didn't turn up because he's meeting Sneijder's agent...
Who knows?!
Let me just see if I can piece this together...
Yeah, I figured it out:
Don't read twitter, you Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime.
Yeah. Sun saying we'll sign him tomorrow. Mail saying we're making a bid tomorrow. Various sources saying Fergie is or is not at Stoke watching him.
Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime? From somebody called ciderman? Is this real life?
Yes, it's bollocks. Of course I know that.
Or maybe we signed him at HT.That seems a bit off, doesn't it? Wonder if he picked up a knock.. In which case he's definitely a United player.
You're a Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime. Deal with it.