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The Art of Bore
Or, if you're the political editor of BBC News.
is she drunk?
Or, if you're the political editor of BBC News.
I'll have you know that was one of best speech entrances ever.is she drunk?
She should have come in on a zip wire waving a union jackThat might be the naughtiest thing she's ever done.
. I was going to say that, but i'm far to polite.fixed...
all aboard the Theresa train
As a former labour party member unconvinced by the elect-ability of Corbyn i suppose I should be saying Toot Toot all aboard (and the drunk dancing sealed the deal... but the zip wire would have been better). I was going to say that, but i'm far to polite.
Or, if you're the political editor of BBC News.
It’s as if there’s some tear in the Tory-bastardry continuum. Who’s going to fix it? Theresa May, who mostly resembles a Quentin Blake drawing of an unravelling postmistress? Boris Johnson, the Cabbage Patch Draco Malfoy, who turned up for about an hour and bottled his big fight?
Whether or not they can admit it to themselves, both parties (though Labour more so, being the opposition) are effectively waiting for a crisis to shift the numbers in their favour. No deal, a recession, a welfare system failure – the best hope for moving the polls is one disaster or another befalling the people whom their different forms of ineptitude have already shamefully failed. That is the most likely gamechanger – and a reminder that however atrocious the current state of politics feels, it is still not the darkest timeline. There are much darker ones, and we could easily cross into several of them.
@Mockney sue the guardian I mean that as a compliment
I think that says more about the level of British snark than anything else(Sorry lads).If you took a selection of analogies from Mockney, Barney Ronay, Charlier Brooker, @noodlehair and Marina Hyde you’d have a hard time identifying who wrote what.
Two of these people have wasted their pearls on us redcafe swine. The rest have made a living out of it.
I think that says more about the level of British snark than anything else(Sorry lads).
Er....so you've never heard about the legendary Kenya snark ?As opposed to the superior snark from which country?
I fecking hate Conservatives.
No she's a Tory, just like the last BBC political editor. But apparently the Beeb are all just a bunch of lefty lunatics.is she drunk?
I was talking about the maybot... Surely tipsyNo she's a Tory, just like the last BBC political editor. But apparently the Beeb are all just a bunch of lefty lunatics.
I fecking hate Labour, so what?
I fecking hate Labour, so what?
I hate to admit it, but I actually quite liked her walk on as well. OK she looks like a complete prat, but she is also showing a human & optimistic side of herself.
But you are right - it's important to show a human side. If you are human that is. And not a cnut.
Corbyn's Labour or just Labour historically?
That should be the other way round. Just Corbyn's Labour or Labour historically?
Corbyn is a footnote in the history of the Labour party.
But, yes, Labour historically.
I'm tired so feck you
nice to see Trump's alternative facts have spread across the Atlantic. Or is this just standard Gish Galloping? No wait, it's May so it's probably just bog standard hypocrisy from the rancid cnut.Labour voters should look afresh at the Conservatives
https://www.theguardian.com/comment...eresa-may-labour-voters-look-again-tory-party
May said:Labour voters should look afresh at the Conservatives
Last time I checked this guy was more unpopular than Donald Trump.