Seriously folks, come to Scotland. Ignore the nationalist crap if it's not your cup of tea. You can be pro UK, pro Labour, Greens, Lib Dem, Monster Raving Looneys just not a fecking Tory.
Come up right now and help reduce the national average drug addiction and heart attack numbers. First one million residents get a freebattered mars bar fish.
Come up right now and help reduce the national average drug addiction and heart attack numbers. First one million residents get a free