The fittest MP. Still a cnut.
Oh hey friend, I’m fATPL too, although I imagine we’re ‘f’ for different reasons...
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The fittest MP. Still a cnut.
Oh hey friend, I’m fATPL too, although I imagine we’re ‘f’ for different reasons...
It’s like a who’s who of malodorous cretins.
I dunno, partial to a bit of Priti myself.
That motley crew should make Britain grate.
See, this is equality in action.
All day I've been reminded of that bit in Harry Potter when the death eaters take over the government.
These are quite literally the worst people who could realistically be allowed to run the UK.
He also seems not to have noticed that as I live in France, and our company is registered and pays its taxes in France, I haven't benefited one centime from Tory Tax Cuts while at the same time providing jobs for about 300 people in Lagos and Luanda.
I'm sort of jealous that you still have it all to look forward to, but happy to be able to decide every morning what I'm going to do the rest of the day rather than have crewing tell me.
Happy Landings.
I'm sort of jealous that you still have it all to look forward to, but happy to be able to decide every morning what I'm going to do the rest of the day rather than have crewing tell me.
Happy Landings.
And the new Minister for Education & Children is....
@Full bodied red I’m frozen forever bro x
No love for Penny Mordaunt?
When did I say he couldn't post on redcafe ?
To find out about Man Utd transfers and to waste time at work ?
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He's got two brothers and a sister. The sister is a journalist and on television a fair bit while the third brother I don't know anything about, other than his hair is the darkest.He has a less attractive brother?
Well that’s a misogynistic quandary isn’t it:
Blonde 50 year old dried cnut ruined by the Media
Brunette 50 year old dried cnut ruined by the Navy.
Both cnuts. Both Tories.
Hmmmm yeah the blonde.
Looks like James Acaster got some terminal disease.
Christ, just when you think you’ve found the worlds most cnuty face, bojo tweets the next filled cabinet position.
Is this the blondest cabinet of all time?
Adolf 41-42?
Didnt realise anyone could be that much of a cnut, just reading his tweets. What a prick.
Raising the personal allowance is regressive. It literally helps everyone EXCEPT the very poorest. E.g. since 2014 the personal allowance has been raised 25% from £10,000 to £12,500. If you earn less than £10,000 that hasn’t benefited you at all. But if you earn £80,000 that’s a nice extra £2,500 tax free.
People's Vote hero Jo Johnson.
Did Francois not get a job? Head of the army or something given his extensive catering corps experience or whatever his unit was.
Look it isn't necessarily what the government can do for me, I can only help myself. Truthfully i am so used to having nothing that it really is just the norm now.
What i detest however is the lies and easily the absolute shite is eaten up by the people.
Record employment since the 70's - Take away the zero hour contracts and people that are in voluntary roles and this is the worst and most obvious lie going.
Increase in wages in real terms (whatever the hell that means) - The minimum wage is £8.21 an hour if you are over 25. in 2010 when the Tories first came in to power in a coalition with the student screwers it was £5.93 which on the face of it is an increase of £2.28 an hour in 9 years, or 25p (hourly) per year if you prefer. In 2010 the average pint of Lager for example cost £2.79, it is now around £3.69 which is a 90p increase over 9 years and i am only using that one item as an example but if you take in to account a weekly or monthly shop the wage increase does in no way out value the cost of living. Petrol, food, clothing all increased.
10 years of austerity whilst selling arms to Saudi Arabia and cutting police numbers, firefighting numbers, covertly privatising the NHS, cutting taxes for the rich, homelessness on the rise, foodbanks on the rise, children actually missing meals AND having their school lunches removed, racism rising, prison officer numbers cut and numbers of offenders rising, bankers still getting billions (and yes it really is billions) in bonuses and all of this is ok? it is the attitude of apathy that has fecked this country and we have Boris now, he might well be a heartless, idiotic, racist, xenophobic, middle class twat, but hey he has funny hair and he occasionally rugby tackles someone on a football pitch and parachutes in wearing union flags for some reason.
i went a bit OT there didn't i? sorry about that.
We're all doomed.
Old man yells at cloud
Sounds like capitalism.
I've realised something over the last few years and that is right wingers generally have two categories; the first is the incredibly smart people who know how to manipulate others to get what they want, and the second is the unbelievably thick as pig shit ones who don't realise they're being manipulated.
Grim cabinet, but then you'd think if he's so willing to alienate the Remain portion of the party immediately then he's pitching for an election.
Which could be good or bad. If it implodes on him then he'll leave the office as a footnote laughing stock. Which would be hilarious considering the grandiose figure he so desperately wants to be remembered as.
But now he's pitching himself solidly to the right, I imagine he'll have an easier job taking Brexit Party votes than Labour will have winning back Lib Dem defectors. I struggle to see Corbyn putting forward a particularly strong message on Brexit to galvanise the party, but if his economic message can win out and Swinson puts forward an uninspiring platform that reminds voters she's basically a liberal Tory, then could be all to play for.
Which could be good or bad. If it implodes on him then he'll leave the office as a footnote laughing stock. Which would be hilarious considering the grandiose figure he so desperately wants to be remembered as.
But now he's pitching himself solidly to the right, I imagine he'll have an easier job taking Brexit Party votes than Labour will have winning back Lib Dem defectors. I struggle to see Corbyn putting forward a particularly strong message on Brexit to galvanise the party, but if his economic message can win out and Swinson puts forward an uninspiring platform that reminds voters she's basically a liberal Tory, then could be all to play for.
Worse than Doctor Caligari's cabinet.
Britain 2019
This man was deemed ''fit to work'' by the DWP.
What's the story on him?
Its the Trumpification of the UK.
Poll tax mate
Perfectly summarised.
Socialism is eating your own pets to survive.
Capitalism is eating everyone else's pets for elevenses.