Westminster Politics



Bleurrrgghh... They’re all so fecking loathsome. And, dare I say it, quintessentially British?

Thanks for sharing. That was utterly fascinating.

Rees Mogg is such a peculiar stain on British politics. Found the picture/ section on him particularly enlightening.
 
That he is/was allegedly having an affair with, let's just say, a very prominent political editor.
Is this being put out there by twitter Corbynites by any chance?
 
Is this being put out there by twitter Corbynites by any chance?
Aren't Corbynites the bad guys in Hellraiser?
I for one cannot believe that serial adulterer and massive shit Boris Johnson would cheat on the women he had an affair with whilst married last year, even if those malicious pin faced demons are behind the twitter rumours.
 
The fact that this rumour is out there and people have to double take on whether it's true or not just shows the measure of the man.
 
Could be worse... He could have banged Dianne abbot... I mean who would vote for somebody with judgement that bad

Allegedley etc
Take the hint ?
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.

Corbyn lives inside your head rent free everyday. You might want to take a break.
 
On the subject of fan fiction, this time from the other side of the insanity spectrum

 
Name and shame the neighbour?? :confused::confused:

So it is the neighbours fault that our future PM is capable of behaving so terribly to his partner
I say well done to them for making this public.
And we thought that TM was bad.
 
So the big question is; do they vote for the big grumpy baby who will undoubtedly shit himself at the first sign of trouble and looks like an escaped patient who rubs lard and ice cream on his todger for sexual pleasure, or the arrogant and useless cock womble who has all the personality of a damp sock?
 
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Apparently Allison Pearson was on Radio4 last night saying that 'we need to establish what the neighbours' views on Brexit are'.
:lol:
 
The fact that this rumour is out there and people have to double take on whether it's true or not just shows the measure of the man.

Just like the fact that it's not known if he actually has five or six children.

That he is/was allegedly having an affair with, let's just say, a very prominent political editor.

From a quick Twitter search it seems that all started from one tweet by someone who has since said that it was satire. Although this is the same platform which saw the claim that Bobby Madley was retiring because he got caught shagging a dog spread like wildfire.

Why is the Boris Johnson thing even a story.

...because the police were called out to the home of the man who looks certain to become Britain's next Prime Minister because of a domestic incident. Why would that not be newsworthy? Admittedly, it does look like it's much ado about nothing.
 
From a quick Twitter search it seems that all started from one tweet by someone who has since said that it was satire. Although this is the same platform which saw the claim that Bobby Madley was retiring because he got caught shagging a dog spread like wildfire.
And also that he has "no idea" if the thing he made up is true. How ethical of him.
 
Why is the Boris Johnson thing even a story.

He's about to be named Prime Minister, police are called to his house, police are initially reluctant to provide basic information on the issue, politics takes over, Johnson's handling of the story becomes a story in itself. I mean it's hardly something people aren't going to write about.

It probably didn't help that it coincided with the Mark Fields story either.
 
Piers Morgan is currently acting like a sycophant for Hunt. He’d only act this way if he was sure he’d become PM in my opinion (see the Trump love he displays) he loves telling people he was right.

So basically, I’m taking the 5/1 on Hunt to win.
 
British people don't 'holler'. Disgusting.

Not now.
But with so many American words or phrases becoming part of our language, we may start to holler quite soon.
Especially driving an SUV to the movies on vacation while eating a cookie etc etc
 
The Police aren't that much interested in domestics.

Couples argue, sometimes quite badly.
It seems like there was more than arguing going on though. If the neighbour heard banging on walls and the voice of a woman saying that he's fecked her sofa then he's got a problem with his temper.

Nah, feck off with all this "it's not a big deal" pish. If Brown was crucified in the press for calling a bigoted woman a, well, "bigoted woman" in a private conversation then this is worthy of the same level of pressure.

It's the same "let's not get carried away" crap that gets pulled out whenever a Tory does something arseholey. Francis Maude tells people during a massive petrol price shortage to merely "top up your tanks" in advance and store some in your shed. Liam Fox fecks his best mate in hotels on the taxpayer's coin and May comes out unscathed after her odious response to Grenfell and Windrush. And it's always never a big deal. feck it. Anyone in another job would be cast out and yet these fecks get away with this shit weekly because they get their media friends to control the narrative when it suits them, and attack their buddies at the first sign of weakness. Blair did it, so did Thatcher, and this new crop are experts at it because the public, after the amazing manipulation with the banking crisis now being the fault of immigrants and folk on benefits in the eyes of I'm-Alright-Jack types, eat it all up.

And that's all I've got to say about that.
 
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Remaniac gutter press like *squints* the Sunday Express still pushing this
 
I always felt that Boris would get out of this one way or another. It just seems like the Tories will elect him to be the useful idiot to throw under the Brexit bus and blame for the chaos to ensue.
 
It seems like there was more than arguing going on though. If the neighbour heard banging on walls and the voice of a woman saying that he's fecked her sofa then he's got a problem with his temper.

Nah, feck off with all this "it's not a big deal" pish. If Brown was crucified in the press for calling a bigoted woman a, well, "bigoted woman" in a private conversation then this is worthy of the same level of pressure.

It's the same "let's not get carried away" crap that gets pulled out whenever a Tory does something arseholey. Francis Maude tells people during a massive petrol price shortage to merely "top up your tanks" in advance and store some in your shed. Liam Fox fecks his best mate in hotels on the taxpayer's coin and May comes out unscathed after her odious response to Grenfell and Windrush. And it's always never a big deal. feck it. Anyone in another job would be cast out and yet these fecks get away with this shit weekly because they get their media friends to control the narrative when it suits them, and attack their buddies at the first sign of weakness. Blair did it, so did Thatcher, and this new crop are experts at it because the public, after the amazing manipulation with the banking crisis now being the fault of immigrants and folk on benefits in the eyes of I'm-Alright-Jack types, eat it all up.

And that's all I've got to say about that.

What this man said.

This bit in particular though.