Wesley Sneijder

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Exactly! Also, this doesn't fecking explain why a one W.Sneijder was checked out of Whalley Range BUPA today who had to hurry for a flight to an unspecified country simply known as S.A. ??

Really???? I suspect what Sneijder really meant was 'My heart is in Milan. . .Italian restaurant, Worsley'

. . .and I've just checked, spookily enough there is a Milan restaurant in Worsley!!

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He's ours, Adzz.
 
Really???? I suspect what Sneijder really meant was 'My heart is in Milan. . .Italian restaurant, Worsley'

. . .and I've just checked, spookily enough there is a Milan restaurant in Worsley!!

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He's ours, Adzz.

Of course! There has just been an error in the translation of dutch to English. I for one love the Milan restaurant in Worsley.

It's well known Sneijder loves Spaghetti Bolognase. Worsley is famed for it's excellent Spaghetti Bolognase. Some say, Spaghetti Bolognase was invented in Worsley. They just called it "Noodly hoops in Tomato juice"
 
Of course! There has just been an error in the translation of dutch to English. I for one love the Milan restaurant in Worsley.

It's well known Sneijder loves Spaghetti Bolognase. Worsley is famed for it's excellent Spaghetti Bolognase. Some say, Spaghetti Bolognase was invented in Worsley. They just called it "Noodly hoops in Tomato juice"

:lol:


Worsley's home to Eccles Cake and all to be fair.
 
I'm going to delete my Sneijder WPOTY thread out of spite. He'll have no chance of winning it if I pull the plug on that.

Let the lesson be learned, Sneijder, never bite the hand that feeds your ego. You have got where you are today because of me. More fool you for forgetting that.
 
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Who knows Wesley? Depending on you, on your decision, well just maybe in Manchester we might show you the full tins. No more half-living for you, no more - we have full tins Wesley. Full tins. Think about that Wesley, full tins.
 
Looks like its time to shut this thread (for a year at least) :(
 
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Who knows Wesley? Depending on you, on your decision, well just maybe in Manchester we might show you the full tins. No more half-living for you, no more - we have full tins Wesley. Full tins. Think about that Wesley, full tins.

Yeah but he's probably thinking this thread is full of. . .

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Good job he's a fan eh.
 
Relax my friends!

What do you expect Wesley Sneijder to do. Tell the world that he want's to move to United....just a few day's before the most important game of his life.

I don't think so.

Inter, and specially Moratti, is clever enough to do business behind close door's. A hint that United made a bid it's just common practice, and a way to tell other club's (read City and Chelsea) that the boy is available for the right price.

Why should Moratti humiliate United and tell the world about our interest if it wasn't for real? Make's no sense. Moratti is a smart businessman with honour and he knows the rules.

If we can land Sneijder is another story. But our interest is there and Inter hold the cards. For me this is a make or brake situation. We need a playmaker. Now it's time to let the money do the talk!
 
So now who? This was the only real juicy story we had all summer :(
 
gambs we need to get the hamsik thread up and running again.

too many distractions away from the proper target.

I'm just keeping it quiet at the moment, let everyone waste their energies then the high haired Slovak can come riding in to save the muppet day.


The Candle Still Burns!
 
You can't understand dutch, but for the hardcore muppets who want to analyze his body language:

WK 2010 Zuid-Afrika - Sneijder: "Spanje is verslaanbaar"

Fastforward to 5:30.

Seemed slightly nervous. Lots of ticks and reassuring hand gestures. No surprise either, he smiled at it showed excitement then reverted to the party line style. Showed 2 emotional tells, then again I've just watched the latest 4 episodes of Lie to me today.
 
Seemed slightly nervous. Lots of ticks and reassuring hand gestures. No surprise either, he smiled at it showed excitement then reverted to the party line style. Showed 2 emotional tells, then again I've just watched the latest 4 episodes of Lie to me today.

I read half of your first line and it reminded me of Lie to Me :lol:
 
I read half of your first line and it reminded me of Lie to Me :lol:

I've just watched 4 eps of Sons of Anarchy, personallly I reckon we take down the hispanic americans and bring Platini in within our line of thinking.
 
Looks like a bunch of dead Africans to me.

Bit strong for this thread but hey.

:lol: No, it's ok to laugh, they're Americans, not Africans. The Jimmy Jones massacre was the largest mass muppet-suicide in modern history; circa when Liverpool signed Torres.
 
Rumours starting that Chelsea maybe about to make an offer.
 
Why would Chelsea want Sneijder? He's plays in Lampard's position.
 
Why would Chelsea want Sneijder? He's plays in Lampard's position.

..................Essien

..Lampard..................Malouda

.................Sneijder

Midfield diamond id imagine, the system Ancelotti loved at Milan.

Still doubt Chelsea are in for him, and even if they were much like us Sneijder isnt interested in leaving so there we go.
 
..................Essien

..Lampard..................Malouda

.................Sneijder

Midfield diamond id imagine, the system Ancelotti loved at Milan.

Still doubt Chelsea are in for him, and even if they were much like us Sneijder isnt interested in leaving so there we go.

Very dodgy defensively is that. They need a proper box to box who can do a bit of both like Schweinsteiger, not someone who can't defend at all like Sneijder.
 
From the Mail
Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson insists: I didn't bid for Holland star Wesley Sneijder - and I don't need him

Sir Alex Ferguson has dismissed reports that he bid for World Cup sensations Wesley Sneijder and Mesut Ozil and insists that his current Manchester United squad is ‘stronger than last season’.

Ferguson jets out on Monday on United’s pre-season tour to Canada, the United States and Mexico content that he is already equipped with the players to land his 12th Premier League title and third European Cup.

He claimed to be bemused at speculation about his summer transfer dealings, in particular that he had bid £30million for Inter Milan forward Sneijder and that the
Dutchman had turned him down.

The United manager said: ‘I believe the squad is stronger than last season with the
younger players having another year under their belts. I don’t know where those reports about Sneijder came from. How can anybody turn me down when I haven’t even made a bid?’

Further suggestions that he had now turned his attention to Germany’s supremely talented young midfielder Ozil, who was central to the defeat of England in the last 16, were similarly discounted.

The United tour party will be depleted by the absence of all the players who have been in South Africa for the World Cup, the one exception being newly signed Mexico striker Javier Hernandez, 22, who will join up to play against his former club, Chivas of Guadalajara, on July 30.

Injuries to Gary Neville, Rio Ferdinand and Owen Hargreaves keep them out of the trip but Ryan Giggs and Paul Scholes lead a 22-man party on the five-match tour.

After training at their base in Chicago, United open up against Celtic in Toronto on Friday. They follow that with games against Philadelphia Union on July 21, Kansas City Wizards four days later then the MLS All-Stars in Houston on July 28.

They fly to Mexico to finish the tour before returning to prepare for the Community Shield against Chelsea at Wembley on August 8.
 
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