Teddy Sheringham left Man Utd after the 1999 Champions League final.
Weird feelings of football
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Sergio Ramos and Rafael Nadal are alter-egos of a Spanish super athlete.
every time someone says "we'll win this" in the match day thread while the game is going on (usually when we're drawing or losing) we never end up actually winning
The biggest cheats, cnuts, mercenaries (and every horrible insult that you can think of) and the worst thing to ever happen to football (and perhaps the world itself) always coincidently happens to be the biggest rival club of the one that you support. The worst fans in football always happen to support your clubs biggest rival too.
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Anyone who plays, or has ever played for Southampton has the same haircut.
Yet was the top scorer the year he left!
Sam Allardyce still manages West Ham
Sam Allardyce still manages Bolton.
Everytime Chelsea receive a red card they appeal it.
Every good coach is from either Spain or Holland.
Everton have only ever had one shirt sponser.
And the Cisse's are always promising strikers who flash huge talent and potential then don't live up to it
Chelsea have bid 30m for Stones 1328 times.
We're supposed to beat European clubs 4-0 at home even though they're the champions of their league (Celtic, Brugge, etc) but playing Southampton or Everton at home is a tougher affair.
Good one. Shave the sides, 5mm off the top. It must be a prerequisite to have that haircut to play for them.Anyone who plays, or has ever played for Southampton has the same haircut.
Does he not?
I swear Michael Owen used to be quiet intelligent? Like, back when he was a 18/19 year old?
Southampton always play relegation fodder at home every match.
Toure and Aguero score every game.
Every mid-table and below premier league club has a defender called Walker or Davies.
Granada seem to be losing 8-0 away every game without getting relegated.
At any given time there's always a striker called Cisse in the premier league.
Toure and Aguero score every game.
Every mid-table and below premier league club has a defender called Walker or Davies.
Granada seem to be losing 8-0 away every game without getting relegated.
At any given time there's always a striker called Cisse in the premier league.
Swansea have never been on Monday night football.
Pedro is 23 years old.
Tim Krul only plays on God mode against us.
...Except when he's passing the ball to Ashley Young in the last minute.
80% of portugal's matches are against albania
England only play minnows such as Faroe Islands, San Marino, Liechtenstein. Estonia and Lithuania up next in the fixture list.
I can't remember when England played Faroe Islands.
England are always grouped with either Slovakia or Slovenia.
We've got them both for the World Cup qualifying, and Lithuania, and Malta. Tough group.
Gabor Kiraly has been wearing the same grey joggers for decades.
That's not really a weird feeling, that's fact.
If the score is 2-2 at half time, the game always ends 3-2 (or 2-3, obviously). Always.
And all of them end up in a 1-0 win for Portugal.
Except when they recently lost 1 0.
Italian football has more majesty and romance than any other league.
Rooney has never scored a decisive goal for the national team against decent opposition. 
James Milner plays for England U21's
Despite idolising him for most of my childhood, i can't remember giving two shits when Schmeichel left. He was our best ever keeper, would have thought i would have been devastated. Maybe i was so mentally scarred i erased all memory of it.
Draxler has been young for ages.
That's just Italy full stop.
Despite his PFA POTY award a couple of years after.
I suppose when that guy with the moustache in the seat next to me kept running his hand up my leg, that was weird, but kind of nice.
Every offside is always in line with the grass lines on the pitch.
Memphis is Belgian.