Us having a working midfield
Weird feelings of football
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Antonio Valencia and Enner Valencia are the same person
Upamecano is a regen
Wenger signs only french players
Upamecano is a regen
Wenger signs only french players
Stambouli is a pasta dish, not a French footballer.
We are the worst team in the league at throw-ins, and it's probably to do with the slope around the Old Trafford pitch.
Every average British fullback is required to sign for Spurs at some point in his career.
Brazil don't have any central midfielders.
Will count as a World Beater. Obviously he isn't a world beater but he was a 10/10 buy.
De Gea and Herrera aren't pally we just see them together a lot cause of their mutual friend Juan.
If you fail at Barcelona theres a clause in your contract to say you must end up in Stoke, Affelay, Bojan, Gudjohsson and Muneisa being the first victims
2013/14 season never happened.
love this thread agree with soo manyand there we have it...
Theo Walcott is the best pre-season player ever.
Great shoutUnited have never lost a preseason game, except when Moyes was in charge.
Surely Jesse Lingard?
Everytime United have a major deficiency in our team our fans are convinced that there's a solution for that problem within our reserves, then that player ends up playing for Wolves or Wigan.
Inter always seem to sign decent, promising footballers and have a good team and except for these 3-4 years between 2006 and 2010 it never amounts to anything and they end up having underwhelming season.
Inter always seem to sign decent, promising footballers and have a good team and except for these 3-4 years between 2006 and 2010 it never amounts to anything and they end up having underwhelming season.
Or Watford, West Ham, or any other side that begins with a W.
That's so true
Also in Serie A one team will inevitably go on a great run that will send them from the depths of the bottom half to near CL places while another side goes from a promising early start of season to fighting relegation.
No one has any idea in which plays Serie A teams sit, not even clubs.
In La Liga there will be a side, usually someone like Almeria or Granada, who will lose 8-0 to one of the big clubs and cause troubles to the other, taking points off them.
Everytime we play an away game it's a 'potential banana skin' and 'very tricky', regardless of who the oppositon is. Also, whenever we play at home to whoever, it's 'potential banana skin' and 'we could easily lose'.
I do it every second or third game. Actually, every single kickoff I run till the opp defense, which is sorta given in this game, it's that one moment if you beat that last or second last man, only one of which is necessary, it's a goal.
That's so true
Everytime we play an away game it's a 'potential banana skin' and 'very tricky', regardless of who the oppositon is. Also, whenever we play at home to whoever, it's 'potential banana skin' and 'we could easily lose'.
So true.
Also, Pedro never took a single touch of the ball in the entire 10-11 season (despite playing every game), with the exception of when he would score.
Man City are always drawing before I start watching, then when I turn it on Toure scores and they win
United announced agreement has been reached with Fenerbahce regarding the transfer of Robin van Persie.
Every time the underdog scores a late goal to win a final, the commentator will yell "You couldn't write this script!", even though that's exactly the script of most sports movies.
Everytime a goalkeeper comes up front for a corner kick, the kick tacker gets powers and he has a 100% chance of reaching exactly the goalkeeper with his corner. The goalkeeper or has a very good header that almost went in, or actually scores.
When I turn on a liverpool game, they score within 3 minutes.
Scotland always draw Lithuania in qualifying groups.
Haha so true!
Manchester United still has, and always had, atleast three young Norwegian talents in the reserves
Agbonlahor is still 24.
No spanish midfielder has scored from a header or a powerful laces kick in the last 8 years.
Ever since Ronny Johnsen signed for United in 1996, the club had one or more Norwegians up until Mats Møller Dæhli signed for Cardiff at the 4th of July 2013, ending an era of Norwegians in the club that lasted for 6203 days.
At the end of said era, Moyes took over and the team started declining. Coincidence? I think not. We need to sign a Norwegian asap. Kristoffer Ajer is a massive talent, go sign him.
The big Scandinavian clubs win every week apart from when I bet on them.
There are at least ten top level players at any given time named Traoré or Cisse.
A promoted team that has unexpected win its first game always gets relegated many games before the end of the season.