All of Martial's goals have been the same type of goal where he opens his body up and elegantly places it into the bottom right corner.
Weird feelings of football
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Similar to all of Saha's, even though Saha was left footed.
I'm not sure how that works.
This is actually true, though. I feel like he is just wasting his time when he tries to finish in the bottom left.
The comparisons to Thierry Henry intensify.
Anytime i celebrate a goal by writing in a thread, be it for Utd or in a match that favours us, opposition always seems to score again and get a result. Happens way to often, it's fecking crazy.
Like this after Bony scored today:
Edit: Gomis not Bony obv.
Like this after Bony scored today:
Edit: Gomis not Bony obv.
Boom! With my luck City will score anyway and Utd lose. I shouldn't write but here we go
Ridiculous. I will stay away from the Utd match thread if we score.
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Well done.
Sorry. There's still hope for Utd, i will stay away if we score.
WowStreams always crash when a goal is scored.
Chelsea automatically grow stronger in the FA Cup whenever they don't win the league.
Football pitches on BBC FA Cup games feel greener than those on Sky.
Chelsea and Manchester City are friends.
The FA Cup has a couple of rounds in January/early February, and then there's nothing until the final.
Chelsea and Manchester City are friends.
The FA Cup has a couple of rounds in January/early February, and then there's nothing until the final.
So true
Charlie Austin, Ings, James Vardy
I always thought Duncan Ferguson was a top bloke.
In fairness to Austin he's got an impressively consistent scoring record throughout his career.
Rickie Lambert
Unfair to put Crouch in this list. He's never been amazing but he's had a consistently good career and is well liked by everyone he played for.
Chelsea always have a player wearing a facemask
Harry Kane looks like he is the child of Peter Crouch and Ryan Gosling.
Why is that actually - mine always slows to a halt?
This.
According to things I've read, excitement results in more movement which means its harder to compress the stream. Video compression is more efficient when the image changes slowly. Big changes in the video usually happen when the pace is high like when a goal is scored, this results in images changing quicker which causes compression issues. More video data must be streamed when big things happen resulting in lag or crash.
Ever since Fergie gave out to Mourinho for running down the touchline after Porto scored. He has behaved like a quiet schoolboy everytime he came to Old Trafford. Even going so far as to not attacking us too much incase he embaresed us.
That probably explains our football this season. Wouldn't wanna ruin our sponsors' exposure.
When asked to name all 20 EPL teams, and in a failed attempt, one always seems to forget West Brom.
And staying with WBA, is it just me that finds everything from their name to name of stadium, stadium itself, jerseys, players, everything depressing?
And staying with WBA, is it just me that finds everything from their name to name of stadium, stadium itself, jerseys, players, everything depressing?
If there is a flair player, new to the country and struggling for form, you are basically allowed by the referee to push them over and take the ball off them without giving away a free kick because it fits the narrative of them 'finding it tough since moving to England'.
Same for continental keepers who struggle with crosses.
If you are winning by a single goal in the last minute and give the ball away in the final third rather than taking it to the corner flag, the other team will always go up the other end and score.
Chelsea win most of their trophies and are more fun to watch with interim managers. Yet none of these interim managers are ever given the opportunity to stay on.
Same for continental keepers who struggle with crosses.
If you are winning by a single goal in the last minute and give the ball away in the final third rather than taking it to the corner flag, the other team will always go up the other end and score.
Chelsea win most of their trophies and are more fun to watch with interim managers. Yet none of these interim managers are ever given the opportunity to stay on.
- Beşiktaş have never actually won the Turkish league
- Schalke don't come from anywhere
- Eastern European teams have sugar daddies but you only hear how rich they are when they buy a Brazilian you've never really heard of either
- Players become nondescript when they go to Chelsea
- Arsenal fans are all hipsters
- Rangers have been stuck in the Scottish Championship for quite a while and can't seem to make that final jump back to the SPL
- Lyon will come back and absolutely dominate French football like I think they're supposed to
- The middle of England seems to be full of teams that I can't find any reason to hate
- Stoke fans stopped being dicks after Pulis left
- Sunderland were made for 17th
Nani and Hernandez are 23 and 21 respectively. Expecting big things from them one day.
United always lost big games against European sides.
for real??
- Galatasary is composed of nothing but former superstars and players who didn't live up to the hype
- Martial does not socialise or do anything outside of football except sit quietly and wait
- Diego Costa has never received a card whilst at Chelsea
- Newcastle fans have never liked whichever manager is in charge of Newcastle
- Everton have an inferiority complex to Liverpool and cannot beat them
- Will Keane was not on the pitch at any point against Sunderland last week
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No, it's a 'weird feeling'. They've won 13, but I can't help but think of them as the perennial third team, which they pretty much are. Just more successful than I imagine.
For the record, it's Galatasary (20), Fener (19), Beşiktaş (13).
That's a good one.
Very on point.United have won against no other team than Liverpool under Van Gaal.
So trueHe always looks like he just spotted a 10/10 chick in the corner of his eyes.
I don't think I've ever seen him actually look into the camera. His natural eye position is corner.