Yaya Toure also has a wet spot in the middle of his shirt.
Weird feelings of football
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Stoke are always last on Match of the Day
except from today
except from today
One club men are also one haircut men.
Crouch only scores headers except for the goal against City.
Gerrard has had the same hair cut since his debut. Same with Giggs and Xavi.
Thank feck you're wrong about Totti.
Good one.
If the Premier League was a Twitter poll then Arsenal could actually win it
Giggs had long curly hair at one point.
Jonathan Greening had plastic surgery and came back as Jonas Olsson.
Pirlo has always been a veteran.
Walcott will always remain a sprightly youngster.
Bolton will always remain Arsenal's bogey team.
Next season, Wayne Rooney will finally win the Ballon D'Or.
Any four letter combination that can be pronounced is a possible name for a Brazilian or Portuguese footballer.
No Spanish midfielder is taller than 5'6''.
Every Eastern European team is called Dynamo.
Walcott will always remain a sprightly youngster.
Bolton will always remain Arsenal's bogey team.
Next season, Wayne Rooney will finally win the Ballon D'Or.
Any four letter combination that can be pronounced is a possible name for a Brazilian or Portuguese footballer.
No Spanish midfielder is taller than 5'6''.
Every Eastern European team is called Dynamo.
The names Courtois and Fellaini sound eerily similar to coitus and fellatio.
Not sure if this belongs here, but some times I forget this site is a Man United forum 
Not sure if this belongs here, but some times I forget this site is a Man United forum
Weird feelings of forums.
arsenal finish 4th every season
Nobody had ever said the words "we go again" before Gerrard did, now it's said in every other interview.
Think that's just a case of the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon in action.
The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon is the best example of the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.
American goalkeepers must always be bald.
All bald players have good heading ability.
If you haven't left the Eredivisie by age 22 then you are probably shit.
All bald players have good heading ability.
If you haven't left the Eredivisie by age 22 then you are probably shit.
Every time South American teams have a close match against another team, there's always tension between the teams.
I called it two months ago
Theo Walcott hardly plays and when he does he seems quite ineffectual to Arsenal, yet every few seasons he's always offered a huge contract and a 'key' position in the squad and assurances about his starting position etc...
He returns from injury, manages to score a hattrick against minnows in the final weeks of the season , Arsenal fans start clamoring he's back, then he gets injured again. Rinse and repeat.
The Wilshere syndrome.
- Every season, Martin Tyler sees something which we'll "never see anything like again".
- Every time Sky analyses a former United academy product, they'll score against us (and Tyler will applaud them as if they are a bullied orphan standing up to big bully United).
- Martin Tyler is obliged to have 4 games a season where he has a positive vocal tone on United. The other games, he sounds like he's read a depressing newspaper article.
- If you used to play for United, you have to throw ABU slur into your punditry, so Sky Sports don't get upset over the balance of ex players-turned-pundits who dislike United.
- Every time Sky analyses a former United academy product, they'll score against us (and Tyler will applaud them as if they are a bullied orphan standing up to big bully United).
- Martin Tyler is obliged to have 4 games a season where he has a positive vocal tone on United. The other games, he sounds like he's read a depressing newspaper article.
- If you used to play for United, you have to throw ABU slur into your punditry, so Sky Sports don't get upset over the balance of ex players-turned-pundits who dislike United.
A "good squad player" is a player who displayed ineptitude in a number of positions.
Signing a player for £15m or less is now regarded as underwhelming.
Hmm, not too sure about that. Suarez, Ibrahimovic and Van Nistelrooij off the top of my head, and Huntelaar, Vertonghen, Alderweireld and Dembele aren't exactly shit either.
Our shirts always look a darker shade of red on our US tours.
This is all truth.
He is.
Suarez and Ibrahimovic left at the age of 23 and RVN would have came to us at 24 if not because of the injury. So, he's not too far off. The other 4 are average players.
Sir Alex Ferguson is still the Manchester United manager.
England always draw Slovakia in qualifying groups.
Theo Walcott is still 16.
Forwards who come to the PL from the Eredivise always end up falling into one of two categories:
(1) Massive flops
(2) Absolute world beaters
No middle ground.
(1) Massive flops
(2) Absolute world beaters
No middle ground.
Bony.
Frank Lampard scores only through deflected shots