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Weird feelings of football
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I feel the same way- probably because that's what we wear at Goodison and we always play like shit there.
United legends dont send their kids to United's academy.
All crap teams rhyme with something positive. eg
Leicester - Bester
Hull - Full
Sunderland - Wonderland
etc
Leicester - Bester
Hull - Full
Sunderland - Wonderland
etc
The World Cup will be held in Qatar
Yes.
Pretty sure it was Vicks to help with nasal blockage.
Dortmund both score and concede in every game they play.
Arsene Wenger used to add an inch to his jacket for every season they went without a trophy.
The Europa League is simulated to fix Sevilla against a random team in the final.
Arsenal fans with Ozil as their avatars tend to be cnuts.
Many sound like they're located in some idyllic British hamlet. Esp if you also consider nicknames. Aston Villa(ge), hammers, baggies, porters, longshoremen...
Utter nonsense this. It's 1-2 minutes, at maximum.
Lee Cattermole gets booked every week
I can only think of that banana abomination from 5 or so seasons ago.
In what world did Adidas think that was a good idea?
Who knows though, it could be us next season.
Wolves home shirt looks like an away shirt.
Klay Rooney has the same amount of goals as Mario Balotelli.
AC Milan lose every week to Sassuolo
I'm not even sure if AC Milan have won a game this season. Every time I've checked their weekend results, they've lost.
In what world did Adidas think that was a good idea?
Who knows though, it could be us next season.
Sure you're not after the RAWK thread?
Players always score against their former clubs, then refuse to celebrate.
You're right. There is a vivid majesty to the names of some of England's foremost clubs, bespeaking the bucolicity of the nation's history.
Millwall - a wall in a mill
Crystal Palace - a palace made of crystal
Nottingham Forest - a large wood in a ham
Port Vale - a valley 'neath a port
Wolverhampton Wanderers - Man lays down with the wolf in a Pre-fall world
Brighton and Hove Albion - Albion's (England's) light and clear hove
etc
Adebayor and Welbeck disagree.
cavani is always linked to us and one other big club at the end of every season.
Gaitan too
and possibly Garay, too.
Speaking of Cavani, of all the times I've watched him play live I've never seen him score a goal.
Yup, watch him and nothing ever happens, EVER.
Skip the PSG game, and he does this shit.
Xavi never smiles.
United didn't feature in the Capital one cup this season.
United haven't taken part in any domestic cups since 2009/2010
Chelsea are able to buy a heap of hyped and talented players in their early twenties only to bench them for an entire season and then sell them for at least double of what they bought them for.
United sometimes buy young hyped talent, but are never able to sell them. And if we to, it's to Sunderland for nominal fee of 2m maximum.
United sometimes buy young hyped talent, but are never able to sell them. And if we to, it's to Sunderland for nominal fee of 2m maximum.
Every now and then I will watch a game and all of a sudden Darren Bent will appear, with a different strip on every single time.
Every member of Brazil's 2002 World Cup team is surprisingly still playing, either back in Brazil or for some obscure team either in Russia or outside of Europe with way too much money.
Arteta is like 37
Van Nistelrooy never scored a goal for United without a Beckham assist.
Thuram is Malcom X
Ibrahimovic has won the CL.
Every member of Brazil's 2002 World Cup team is surprisingly still playing, either back in Brazil or for some obscure team either in Russia or outside of Europe with way too much money.
Arteta is like 37
Van Nistelrooy never scored a goal for United without a Beckham assist.
Thuram is Malcom X
Ibrahimovic has won the CL.
There's always that team every year in the Premier League that seems to have points even though I can't remember a single victory they've had.
Eric Cantona never played for France
80% of Newcastle's league games are at home.
Harry Redknapp is only ever seen in the dugout or in his 4x4.
No one has ever actually seen any Man City fans.
Eric Cantona never played for France
80% of Newcastle's league games are at home.
Harry Redknapp is only ever seen in the dugout or in his 4x4.
No one has ever actually seen any Man City fans.
Streams always cut out just as goals are scored.
One day Kalou will be an Arsenal player
Cambiaso has been 32 for the last 10 years
Buffon has been 34 for the last 15 years.
One day Kalou will be an Arsenal player
Cambiaso has been 32 for the last 10 years
Buffon has been 34 for the last 15 years.
I know one. I know you think I'm lying, but I can provide the extensive evidence that is needed to support such an outrageous claim.
Alan Pardew would be in jail for sniffing knickers stolen off his neighbours washing line if he was not a football manager.
So many of life's questions answered in this thread!