Kolarov only ever scores free kicks.
Weird feelings of football
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Lallana is a youngster.
No footballer playing for a losing side has ever suffered from cramp.
Diego Simeone was in one of the Godfather movies.
Newcastle United don't have an away kit.
Pedro and Busquets are the same player.
No picture exists of Phil Jones where his mouth isn't open.
Sunderland have never had a good start to a season.
Aston Villa have won a European cup
I can only think of that banana abomination from 5 or so seasons ago.
I can't think of Newcastle away kit.
That feeling you get when the stranger next to you in the stands gropes your thigh. Am I doing it right?
Bayern v. Inter UCL final never happened.
Gotze has never played well for someone who is the best German player of his generation.
He's my Cavani I suppose.
He's my Cavani I suppose.
It is a law that a Spanish team(preferably Sevilla) must be present in the UEFA Cup final.
Martin Tyler mentions John Terry once in every match he commentates on, regardless of whether Terry is playing or not.
Yes! That or a Portuguese team (usually Benfica).
Even if he isn't, he usually turns up at the end in full kit.
Yeah, that's the feeling I get too (although I admittedly haven't watched him that much.)
Everyone always says you can get to Barcelona with set pieces, yet they never concede from them.
It only ever feels like the team you support lose to smaller teams.
Only one Swiss team exists and that is Basel who only play against, and beat, English teams.
Anderson and Abou Diaby are criminal masterminds. Everyone forgets about them, they never play, nobody sees them and yet they still make money.
United never win at Goodison Park.
Anders Lindegaard no longer exists.
Chris Baird also no longer exists.
Aston Villa always flirt with relegation but are immune to actually being relegated.
Antonio Valencia thinks you can only pass backwards when near the touchline. Crosses are a bookable offence in his eyes.
Mehdi Benatia seems to rearrange his hair when it becomes slightly out of place, thus leading me to think he wears a toupee.
It only ever feels like the team you support lose to smaller teams.
Only one Swiss team exists and that is Basel who only play against, and beat, English teams.
Anderson and Abou Diaby are criminal masterminds. Everyone forgets about them, they never play, nobody sees them and yet they still make money.
United never win at Goodison Park.
Anders Lindegaard no longer exists.
Chris Baird also no longer exists.
Aston Villa always flirt with relegation but are immune to actually being relegated.
Antonio Valencia thinks you can only pass backwards when near the touchline. Crosses are a bookable offence in his eyes.
Mehdi Benatia seems to rearrange his hair when it becomes slightly out of place, thus leading me to think he wears a toupee.
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Didn't they concede from a corner against Bayern?
Oh yeah, they did. It just so often feels like all the pundits will say that's how you get at them. It was especially said during the Pep era yet it felt like nobody ever dominated them at set pieces.
Sevilla win the Europa League every season.
Snoozefest of a final that.
Steven Gerrard always has a guilty face on.
Juventus are still fixing matches.
Pedro hasn't played for Barcelona this season.
Great Teams are Built, not Bought
Romario and Rivaldo retire every season, only to return the following season to play in an obscure league.
We always play like crap when we have our white jersey on.
Since 2009 for me. Feels like he scored against us in the final and disappeared that very second.
No Yorkshire club has ever been in the top division of English football.
Nobody supports MK Dons.
Stoke City only have unrequited rivalries.
Nobody supports MK Dons.
Stoke City only have unrequited rivalries.
The 2011 final?
This also applies for when we wear our home shirt with black shorts.
Yep, my mistake.
Gerrard and Carragher were the Tesco value version of Lampard and Terry.
Gerrard no, Carragher yes.
Patrick Vieira always had a wet patch in the middle of his jersey that looked really disgusting.