Weird feelings of football

No picture exists of Phil Jones where his mouth isn't open.
 
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I can't think of Newcastle away kit.
I can only think of that banana abomination from 5 or so seasons ago.
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That feeling you get when the stranger next to you in the stands gropes your thigh. Am I doing it right?
 
Gotze has never played well for someone who is the best German player of his generation.

He's my Cavani I suppose.
 
It is a law that a Spanish team(preferably Sevilla) must be present in the UEFA Cup final.
 
Martin Tyler mentions John Terry once in every match he commentates on, regardless of whether Terry is playing or not.
 
Gotze has never played well for someone who is the best German player of his generation.

He's my Cavani I suppose.
Yeah, that's the feeling I get too (although I admittedly haven't watched him that much.)
 
Everyone always says you can get to Barcelona with set pieces, yet they never concede from them.

It only ever feels like the team you support lose to smaller teams.

Only one Swiss team exists and that is Basel who only play against, and beat, English teams.

Anderson and Abou Diaby are criminal masterminds. Everyone forgets about them, they never play, nobody sees them and yet they still make money.

United never win at Goodison Park.

Anders Lindegaard no longer exists.

Chris Baird also no longer exists.

Aston Villa always flirt with relegation but are immune to actually being relegated.

Antonio Valencia thinks you can only pass backwards when near the touchline. Crosses are a bookable offence in his eyes.

Mehdi Benatia seems to rearrange his hair when it becomes slightly out of place, thus leading me to think he wears a toupee.
 
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Didn't they concede from a corner against Bayern?

Oh yeah, they did. It just so often feels like all the pundits will say that's how you get at them. It was especially said during the Pep era yet it felt like nobody ever dominated them at set pieces.
 
Romario and Rivaldo retire every season, only to return the following season to play in an obscure league.
 
Patrick Vieira always had a wet patch in the middle of his jersey that looked really disgusting.