Short corners will always end up on the half way line.
Weird feelings of football
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Raul Garcia looks like a Moor
Real Madrid and Chelsea have never played each other.
No team will ever survive their first season in the premier league.
Whoever comes first in the Championship will always go down the next season.
QPR's squad is good enough to challenge for Europe
QPR's squad is good enough to challenge for Europe
Basel have always had a player named frei in their team.
Basel aren't from any country. They only exist in champions league.
Teams like Messina, Pescara, Siena, Perugia etc. can be 8th in the Serie A table one week and then the next time you look up italian football they are playing in Serie C1 and you have no idea what happened.
Affeley has been a hot prospect for the last ten years
Every time I check Liverpools score and it's like 0-0 and I chuckle then I check later and find out they won 1-0 and scored in the 88th minute.
There's always a team in the Premier League relegation zone who go on an incredible, logic-defying run of form to reach safety at the end of the season.
Affeley has been a hot prospect for the last ten years
Every time I check Liverpools score and it's like 0-0 and I chuckle then I check later and find out they won 1-0 and scored in the 88th minute.
There's always a team in the Premier League relegation zone who go on an incredible, logic-defying run of form to reach safety at the end of the season.
What? How?
Denis Cheryshev was once a crucial player to Real Madrid.
despite the fact he has never played a first team match for them
despite the fact he has never played a first team match for them
Antonio Valencia still wears the 2009/10 United shirt with the black V on it at every home match.
Jermain Defoe has left and then re signed with Spurs at least 10 times.
Bruno Mars has been a fantastic addition to Arsenal
Kieran Gibbs, Theo Walcott and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain are related.
Stephan Curry as well
On Redcafe, no one has ever mentioned one of Dybala/Vietto/Icardi without it being in response/comparison to another one of those three. Those three players play in some sort of category of their own, akin to that of weight categories in boxing, where they can only be compared to each other, or discussed in the event that one of them is linked to United (normally Dybala, though 95% of the transfer forum has never actually seen him play a game of football).
Apart from Hummels, Mertesacker, Boateng and Howedes it's a struggle to name German centre backs.
Any team who, when in a relegation battle, makes a comment that they're "prepared for relegation" is relegated.
Any team who, when in a relegation battle, makes a comment that they're "prepared for relegation" is relegated.
I question if Dybala and Vietto even exist. I feel like they are just a figment of imagination made up by transfer muppets.
I don't doubt that many celebrities turn up to the top games, but they don't get any coverage. However, if David Beckham turns up then Sky show more of him than the actual football.
Come to think of it, it's also a struggle naming a German striker apart from Klose. How on earth do they always do so well!looked up the stats and they only played 3 competitve matches against each other.
The names Lacazette, Vietto, Dybala, and Icardi sound like the names of football manager regens.
Xavi left Barca two seasons ago and is playing football for a team on the MLS
"World-class" and "overrated" are the two terms upon hearing which I can't help laughing. There's something about them that seems weird to me. FIFA syndrome?
I laughed while typing this
I laughed while typing this
There has never been a bobble or ricochet in the penalty box that hasn't fell in favour of Suarez .
Antonio Di Natale is Benjamin Button in a stripy top.
Pirelli don't sell or do anything other than sponsor Inter Milan.
It has never rained at the Emirates.
Pirelli don't sell or do anything other than sponsor Inter Milan.
It has never rained at the Emirates.
This is more of a fact than a weird feeling!
You don't watch F1, do you?
You don't watch F1, do you?
Wait, they do tyres don't they? Cock it.
Gerard Pique is the only player in Barcas first team above 5 and half foot yet Barca rarely conceed from corners
I cannot look at Steve Mcclaren without looking at how far back his hairline actually is and how good a job he does at convincing people he still has hair, likewise i cannot look at Mick McCarthy without noticing how crooked his nose is
Footballers wear taped wrists for absolutley no reason
Neil Lennon wearing that green white and orange celtic tracksuit on the touchline of the nou camp ruled him out of ever being considered for a serious managerial job ever
I cannot look at Steve Mcclaren without looking at how far back his hairline actually is and how good a job he does at convincing people he still has hair, likewise i cannot look at Mick McCarthy without noticing how crooked his nose is
Footballers wear taped wrists for absolutley no reason
Neil Lennon wearing that green white and orange celtic tracksuit on the touchline of the nou camp ruled him out of ever being considered for a serious managerial job ever
Or Messi.
It defies logic, you look at him he has a full head of hair, you look a little closer he has none, its like the color of his hair and skin act as the biggest camoflauge in football
Every time you think you see a small infraction the ref misses, you get the feeling that an opposition goal will come from it and it'll be really annoying because you'll be the only one who noticed why it shouldn't have been a goal.
Goals are never scored off free kicks given for good ol' fashioned foul challenges. But if a free kick is won by diving, cheating or is cheaply given away by the defender, it will result in a goal.
If you get a free kick from an actual challenge, don't even bother taking it.
If you get a free kick from an actual challenge, don't even bother taking it.