Weird feelings of football

Lukasz Fabianski has had 335 club appearances since 2014 despite never consistently holding down the first choice goalkeeper spot anywhere he's been.
 
When 7 goals are scored in the first half, 0 will be scored in the second half. Happened 3 times this season. Happened in a Reading United match 10 years ago too
 
Lukasz Fabianski has had 335 club appearances since 2014 despite never consistently holding down the first choice goalkeeper spot anywhere he's been.
Pretty sure he was undisputed first choice for Swansea and West Ham for a number of years.
 
Gabriel scores every other week for Arsenal but ends each season on 3 goals.
 
The entire Fulham team is comprised of players who were considered top prospects at big clubs and then sold.
 
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We're basically always playing Wolves, except when they're in terrible form and then our next fixture against them is ages away.
 
Almost every week, the 3pm blackout games are full of goals, drama and surprise results while the televised game afterwards is a snoozefest.
 
Whenever in a European match the opponent has a highly rated prospect who the commentators mention being “strongly linked with United”, 2 things happen:

1. The player has a blinder and scores in the match.
2. The player never ends up playing for Manchester United.
 
Whenever Real Madrid are in crisis and bad form they will still always be only 1 or 2 points away from the top of the table.
 
No matter how shit we are, we can always beat City and Pool, if we try
 
No matter how shit we are, we can always beat City and Pool, if we try
Like City when we were shit could always beat United. Except during the 90's.

The match today is like a golden window of time where both Manchester clubs are in horrible form. Most open derby of all time
 
Bournemouth have won every game this season but remain midtable.
 
Like City when we were shit could always beat United. Except during the 90's.

The match today is like a golden window of time where both Manchester clubs are in horrible form. Most open derby of all time
Right, but remember these are feelings that are not actually true :)

Rational logic says we lose today, heart hopes we can always beat them :)
 
If Bruno had a striker on his wave length he’d be the greatest assister ever. Unfortunately there are precisely zero players on his wave length in existence
 
Teams never score good goals against Utd, it's always crap goals from stupid mistakes.
 
Whenever someone posts in the matchday thread, ‘I’m taking my lad to his first game at OT for this’…we always lose.
 
The automatic promotion and relegation spots in the Championship lock in after the first few weeks and never change and every other spot in the table is randomised every time you look at it.

Last I heard of Blackburn Rovers things were more dire than ever for them, they're 5th.
 
Football dictates what day of the week it is. Today isn't really Saturday.

Does that belong in a general weird feelings thread? Football induced weird feeling while not being about it. :confused:
 
Every Liverpool league game is in Anfield against a relegation candidate or a team in shit form. They have never played away from home against a top 4 team or a team in form, ever.
 
City's Doku is simultaneously a massive threat, but also utterly useless.
 
Football dictates what day of the week it is. Today isn't really Saturday.

Does that belong in a general weird feelings thread? Football induced weird feeling while not being about it. :confused:
This time of year is so weird. Nobody knows what day it is :lol:
 
City's Doku is simultaneously a massive threat, but also utterly useless.
He has made it an art form to constantly look like he is impacting the game massively, yet never really doing anything of note.