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Weird Feelings of Football
Weird feelings of football
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Weird Feelings of Football
Of course not.
Racing Santander and Real Sociedad are the same though.
Not forgetting Cagliari and Catania.
True.
Heh, ASSE.
As St etienne
Nicolas Anelka will still be playing after the apocalypse, against a team of cockroaches sponsored by the DFS sale.
He will then join the Mersey Mutants for a new record fee of 2 million bottle caps and nobody will know why clubs still spend money on him.
Whenever you'll never walk alone is sung before a match at Anfield, all commentators have to shut up so everybody can listen in.
And then after the song the commentators must always say that it was the best astmophere ever ect ect.
Makes me laugh. Give me the United away support over 'Pool's home support any day.
Like all those 'magical nights at Anfield' where it had as much atmosphere as outer space.
Ac Milan never field players under the age of 30.
Javier Zanetti is still playing.
Every manager below the Premier League is a former club captain of his team.
Yeah.No matter how long play is stopped for in added time due to an injury, a referee adds on 30 seconds and no more.
Easy, Evian, as per the start of the thread!
A game would rather start late at Anfield than cutting off the psalm.
Dani Alves has never played a good game.
Old school Engilsh forwards are the biggest divers, if a defender jumps up for the ball with them they always go down, and they get praised for their ability to win free kicks.
Dani Alves has never played a good game.
Old school Engilsh forwards are the biggest divers, if a defender jumps up for the ball with them they always go down, and they get praised for their ability to win free kicks.
Nah we are 14th.
That's actually mostly giving the names of some important french cities, PSG excluded, except if we have to give some more complete names like "Olympique Lyonnais", "FC Nantes" or "OGC Nice".
Chelsea always sign Juan Cuadrado on every Football Manager save, wait a minute..
Italy vs brazil was the 1982 wc final
Yaya and Aguero always have their best matches of the seasons vs us.
All the true greats have a player that resembles them today. Maradona-Messi, Romario-Aguero, Baggio-Bojan, Ronaldo-Muriel, Cruyff-Neymar, Zico-Coutinho, Eusebio-Cristiano, Platini-Silva etc
Kagawa and Inui is the same person.
Bayerns players are the biggest in world football.
Dortmund plays with more players than the opposition.
Gotze has weight problems.
We miss out on our biggest transfer target every year.
All the true greats have a player that resembles them today. Maradona-Messi, Romario-Aguero, Baggio-Bojan, Ronaldo-Muriel, Cruyff-Neymar, Zico-Coutinho, Eusebio-Cristiano, Platini-Silva etc
Kagawa and Inui is the same person.
Bayerns players are the biggest in world football.
Dortmund plays with more players than the opposition.
Gotze has weight problems.
We miss out on our biggest transfer target every year.
Just telling that in the french news, "PSG" or "Paris Saint-Germain" are more used that only "Paris" (though it can be heard too). While for the other teams, the name of the cities alone are as accepted as their longer names if they have some.
Napoli and Lazio as well.
Dafuq
Fergie only likes managers who drink
Mourinho only likes 5 other managers
Gerrard still has one last major slip left
Gerrard has missed matches lately because he is getting himself all greased up for one farewell slip.
And Kompany
The teams in Serie A haven't changed since the 90s. The likes of Bologna, Brescia, Foggia, Lecce, Bari still play in the top division.
Jermain Jenas disappeared from the Spurs lineup and then disappeared forever.
Gaareth Bale will be 'found out' at some level.
Gaareth Bale will be 'found out' at some level.
There is also never anything higher than 2 minutes added on to the first half, regardless of the stoppages.
The Dani Alves who plays right back for Barcelona and is a git is not the same Dani Alves that played for Sevilla. That one played every position at once and scored and assisted in every game.
Foster and Forster are the same person.
Lee Hendrie still plays for Aston Villa.
Yes.Middlesborough definitely aren't top of the championship. I'm not sure where they are, but its definitely not top of the championship.
Gabby Agbonlahor and Jack Rodwell are still promising young talents.
Despite being a 'specialist' C Ronaldo hasn't scored a free kick in at least 5 years.
Southampton have always been in the Premier League
Portsmouth under 'Arry consisted entirely of 6 foot plus black defensive midfielders and Kanu
England have never produced a good left winger despite Wales' only great player always being one.
Southampton have always been in the Premier League
Portsmouth under 'Arry consisted entirely of 6 foot plus black defensive midfielders and Kanu
England have never produced a good left winger despite Wales' only great player always being one.