Tim Cahill has been about 28-29years old for about 10 years
Weird feelings of football
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It does sound nice. And would you have so teams pick a colour at the start of the season and have to stick with that then or can they change it up for different opponents?
1990s Italian footballers were the peak of technical footballers.
It wasn't a poor joke. Have some confidence in yourself. I enjoyed it.
It's probably in their interests to stick with one, since it removes the advantage to have your own players have to readjust their depth of vision every fortnight. What might happen though is that the rich clubs have nineteen different coloured training pitches so that they can prepare specially for each game. As usual, money makes a perfectly sound idea unequal.
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Why thank you, i'm here all week!
FC Basel would win the premier league if they were in it
1995,2005,2015 this is fecking creepy
We play Reading in the FA Cup more often than not, if we're both still in it.
Brazil's home strip is green.
Chelsea always get easy draws for ANY cuo tournament.
ECL Groups
FA Cups
League cups
They also never play anyone occupying the top 6 positions in the league
ECL Groups
FA Cups
League cups
They also never play anyone occupying the top 6 positions in the league
Any average player could go to Atletico Madrid and he'd automatically become a top player.
Wes Brown and John O'Shea are the same age, have played the exact same number of games in their career, scored the same number of goals, signed for United at exactly the same time, and were identical in ability and status for us, and now for Sunderland. The only thing separating them is their position (which is still close), their appearance, and their nationality.
Wes Brown and John O'Shea are the same age, have played the exact same number of games in their career, scored the same number of goals, signed for United at exactly the same time, and were identical in ability and status for us, and now for Sunderland. The only thing separating them is their position (which is still close), their appearance, and their nationality.
John Terry became a left footed cultured passer some time around 2011, completely overnight.
Dwight Yorke and Andy Cole are the same person.
Roy Keane always had a beard
Tony Pulis has never won or lost a match in the Premier League - just a series of hard fought 1-1 draws.
Ronaldinho was better than both Messi and Ronaldo.
Yes I know the stats and trophies say the exact opposite and the actual truth is that both Messi and Ronaldo are better players
but
that doesn't matter ok......OK
Yes I know the stats and trophies say the exact opposite and the actual truth is that both Messi and Ronaldo are better players
but
that doesn't matter ok......OK
Rooney never misplaces a long pass
Xavi and Iniesta have just kind of disappeared
Jovetic has no idea what he is actually supposed to be doing
Billy Davies is always managing Forest and when he isn't he is heavily linked with the job
Peterborough keep getting promoted to the Championship and then relegated back to League One
Xavi and Iniesta have just kind of disappeared
Jovetic has no idea what he is actually supposed to be doing
Billy Davies is always managing Forest and when he isn't he is heavily linked with the job
Peterborough keep getting promoted to the Championship and then relegated back to League One
Zidane's balding spot on his head made him great.
Solskjaer never once started a game of football.
Crowds at African Cup of Nations games don't react to what's happening on the pitch at all.
If I mute the tv, stand up or leave the room, this helps my team.
Crowds at African Cup of Nations games don't react to what's happening on the pitch at all.
If I mute the tv, stand up or leave the room, this helps my team.
Januzaj and Jovetic are the same person.
The French football team could outscrum the French rugby team.
Saido Berahino took a dare that he'd dye his hair purple if he ever missed a one on one, even in training, but has never done so.
Redondo and Cambiasso are the only two defensive midfielders from South America.
The French football team could outscrum the French rugby team.
Saido Berahino took a dare that he'd dye his hair purple if he ever missed a one on one, even in training, but has never done so.
Redondo and Cambiasso are the only two defensive midfielders from South America.
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The fans at Stamford Bride must follow the same philosophy.
A Barcelona goalkeeper has never had to use his hands.
Every time a bottom half PL side plays a lower league opponent in a domestic cup, the PL side loses.
Not one of mine but one weird feeling a lot of people on this forum seem to have is that Herrera is way younger than he actually is. I've seen people referring to him as a 'youngster' in the same breath as the likes of Shaw and Januzaj and treat him as if he's still a young lad learning his trade despite him being 25 and having 6 years of top flight football under his belt. I suppose the baby face is probably a factor.
Michael Owen is still 16, but he's been out injured so long that BT have given him a microphone.
Ffs. This is actually true, though. Most of the fans probably have to turn on the radio whilst going home to find out the scores.Ajax have a new XI of debutants in every game.
They think he is small but he's taller than most of them at six foot
Well known fact, Herrera is really 16 and Diego Costa is his 39 year old father.
United knocking Arsenal the F**K out on the counter attack is another one
Maxwell and Filipe Luis are the same person
Pique never has to use his hands, the lucky bastard.
Black players are lazily compared to each other based on largely superficial criteria.
Arsene Wenger was 60 when he took over at Arsenal and remains the same age.
True, mind you England do produce a vast quantity of similarly small, quick black players who get overhyped then do absolutely nothing.
SWP, Lennon, Walcott, Ox, Townsend as examples.
Probably unfair on Walcott and Ox as both are very handy.
Chelsea always seem to get away with dirty tackles.