They usually do 'em well up the pitch were they're less likely to be penalized.
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Robben isn't actually short, but he still is.
Same for Herrera.
Both are taller than Rooney without actually being taller than Rooney.
Sturridge is two inches taller than Lewandowski despite being shorter than Lewandowski.
Same for Herrera.
Both are taller than Rooney without actually being taller than Rooney.
Sturridge is two inches taller than Lewandowski despite being shorter than Lewandowski.
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Ivanovic and Terry are Chelsea top scorers. I swear one of the feckers is always scoring.
I'd swear Ivanovic scores in the first 3 games every season.
Every time Ivanovic commits a foul worthy of a yellow card, the ref awards him a goal instead of booking him.
Arjen Robben and Frank Ribery are both 10 years older than we think.
Football 365 have 10 recent misconceptions that are pretty good to read through...
http://www.football365.com/topical-top-10/9717758/Top-Ten-Premier-League-Misconceptions
10) Manchester United are a long-ball team
9) West Ham are no longer a direct team
8) North-East fans are the best in the land
7) Manager of the Month curse
6) Law of the ex
5) Wenger won't sign physical players
4) Stoke haven't changed
3) Premier League is the best in the world
2) The new manager boost
1) Mourinho and his mind games
http://www.football365.com/topical-top-10/9717758/Top-Ten-Premier-League-Misconceptions
10) Manchester United are a long-ball team
9) West Ham are no longer a direct team
8) North-East fans are the best in the land
7) Manager of the Month curse
6) Law of the ex
5) Wenger won't sign physical players
4) Stoke haven't changed
3) Premier League is the best in the world
2) The new manager boost
1) Mourinho and his mind games
Tom Huddleston tries the exact same shot every time
Barcelona don't get red cards. And when they do, they protest them even though they're clear reds. And when they do occur they're always for Mascherano (I've no idea if the stats back that up)
Real Madrid are the only team in the world that can be 'in crisis' whilst topping their league.
We have never scored from a corner.
Both Charlton Athletic and Alan Curbishley folded from existence in around 2009, yet the latter is still linked with every PL job
Glenn Roeder left football and no-one even noticed
Despite being in the championship, Bolton still manage to take 4 points a season each off of ourselves and Arsenal
Glenn Roeder left football and no-one even noticed
Despite being in the championship, Bolton still manage to take 4 points a season each off of ourselves and Arsenal
Glen Hoddle
As did George Burley
Zlatan only plays well when I don't watch him.
Only players in lower leagues can whip in good corners since Beckham left for Spain.
If Van Gaal would just listen to RedCafe we wouldn't be in this mess.
Daniel Sturridge has been coming off the bench to build his fitness back up for 5 years now
Darius Vassell played for Aston Villa for about 3 years then retired.
Chelsea last had a handball awarded against them in 1967
Wes Brown still looks the same as he did when he first appeared for United.
Blackburn seem to always score pretty much every game but still don't move up the table
Blackburn seem to always score pretty much every game but still don't move up the table
John Terry makes a last ditch tackle in every game he plays.
Pitches in Spanish football are greener.
Wigan Athletic currently sit 17th in the Premier League.
Nobody can name more than 10 Ligue 1 teams, not even avid watchers of the league.
Robbie Savage shops at Matalan.
Vincent Kompany always makes a terrible mistake within 5 min of being complimented by announcers.
Fairly sure they're 14th.
Sevilla have never actually qualified for the Champions League.
Vincent Kompany makes a terrible mistake within five minutes of a making a terrible mistake.
This! So true for me aswell. Below standard when I'm waching but switch channel and he'll score overhead goals with his dick, from the half way line.
Tevez is currently putting no effort whatsoever into learning Italian.
Challenge accepted. Wait.
- Marseille
- Lyon
- PSG
- ASSE
- Toulouse
- Lille
- Nantes
- Montpellier
- Nice
- Monaco
Well, feck.
Real Zaragoza and Real Valladolid are the same club.
Bordeaux.
I wrote Bordeaux and then somehow thought they got relegated, when in fact it was Sochaux who were relegated. Man, I'm bad.