Weird feelings of football

Every season there is a big issue with Barcelona being unable to register their players then a week later they register the players.
 
Brighton only won 2 games this season (vs us and Spurs) but are somehow 10th with 28 points.
 
Allison in shorts is one of the best goalkeepers in the world, Allison in trackies should be behind Kelleher in the pecking order.
 
In the third and fourth round of the FA cup Chelsea get a home tie against a league one side or lower.
 
What are some feelings you have about football, that aren't necesarily 100% true, but seem that way

For instance :

Czech Republic national team ceased to exist

It never rains in Camp Nou

Pirlo has been 34 years old since 2008

Villareal doesn't have an away kit

Every Ligue 1 match on television involves PSG playing either Lorient or Evian

Lyon didn't participate in the 2013/14 season

All Portuguese strikers look the same and are average

Every player from Ecuador is fast

Werder Bremen and Wolfsburg are the same team

Ahh.. enough.. Keep going!
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Penalties that shouldn't have been given have a higher chance of being saved/missed than penalties that were rightly given.
 
Teams that squander the most chances to seal the game during normal time will lose in penalty shootouts
 
Ten Hag won more trophies than Arteta as a manager in england. A manager who has been sacked...
 
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There are two types of Spanish goalkeeper. One barely moves from the goal line and the other is usually too far away from it.
 
People saying “Manchester United is” rather than “Manchester United are” sound like 3 year olds.
 
Co-commentators can’t wait to tell you about all the fans they were talking to at the ground prior to kick off.

Co-commentators are also really bad at spotting deflections or last touches which are really obvious on camera even in real time, yet aren’t seen by the comms team until the third slow motion replay.

The tighter and more controversial the offside decision, the less likely you are to actually see any lines drawn for it.
 
The only time Arsenal fans make any noise is when one of their players waves their arms in the air to instigate it.
 
Any match played in Portugal during the Champions League / Europa League group stages will be played in heavy rain.
 
Southampton haven't scored from a corner all season, caption appears as player strikes ball, they score. Yes it was against utd