Television We didn't all go to Gudger College

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Bob Newhart everybody!

Although, you know, though I started my career... several years before Krusty, so I could never really have learned anything... directly from him, still... I think, in a way, in a very meaningful way, that I... all-all of us, have, have learned... from him. And that is by being a clown on television for, for... for so many years. Even though many of us, we didn't watch his show. Uh, t-thank you.
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Reminds me of:

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Frank Grimes, or "Grimey", as he liked to be called....


Incidentally, the shows best ever episode.
 
The one with his
son isn't bad either
My favourite is the James bond Micky take one where they go to live in that place..
 
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"Uh, excuse me?"
"What,what,what,what,what,what,what? This better be about pizza"
 
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"Oh hurry Neddy, they're awful!"
"You just be ready with that garbage bag"
 
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The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
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Louie: Johnny Tight Lips where'd they hit ya?
Johnny Tight Lips: I ain't sayin' nothin'.
Louie: Then what do I tell the doctor?
Johnny Tight Lips: Tell him to suck a lemon.
 
Watched Pin Pals and the one where Bart steals the video game from try n save today. Both brilliant episodes; funny and the latter I found quite emotional.

I was particularly tickled by Homer grasping for Reverend Lovejoy's name when losing it at Bart - 'Captain whasisname' :lol:
 
Sideshow Bob stepping on a rake, a joke overused so much it goes all the way through being not funny and becomes hilarious all over again.

 
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MARGE: Do you think you can get back the Dental Plan back?

HOMER: Well, that depends on who's a better negotiator: Mr. Burns or me.

BART: Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish.

HOMER: (trading) Done and done. (chuckles, then he realizes) D'oh!
 
Bart: Please don't call our parents.
Chief Wiggum: I'm afraid I have to for hijinks like these. Hehe. Hijinks. Funny word. Three dotted letters in a row.
Eddie: Is it hyphenated?
Chief Wiggum: It used to be. Back in the bad old days. Of course every generation hyphenates the way it wants to. Then there's N'Sync. Heh. What the hell is that?! Jump in any time, Eddie, these are good topics


Chief Wiggum: Okay folks, show's over... Nothing to see here... Sho- OH MY GOD! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around, don't be shy, crowd around!
 
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Principal Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
Superintendant Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Principal Skinner: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.
Superintendant Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams.
Principal Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.
Superintendant Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?
Principal Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.
Superintendant Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone the phrase, "steamed hams."
Principal Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no; it's an Albany expression.
Superintendant Chalmers: I see.
[Chalmers takes a bite of the "steamed ham"]
Superintendant Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Principal Skinner: Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.
Superintendant Chalmers: For steamed hams.
Principal Skinner: Yes
Superintendant Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Principal Skinner: Uh... you know... one thing I sh -... 'scuse me for one second.

[Superintendant Chalmers sees Principal Skinner's kitchen on fire]

Superintendant Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Principal Skinner: The Aurora Borealis?
Superintendant Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Principal Skinner: Yes.
Superintendant Chalmers: May I see it?
Principal Skinner: No.
 
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Homer: Well, I really should discuss this with my wife.
Salesman: Your wife? [cracks an imaginary whip]
Homer: What, you think I'm going to buy a $20,000 truck just because you make that noise?
Salesman: [does it again] [and again] [and again]
Homer: I'll take it!
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Just been watching that episode on 4, and the one where Troy Mcclure marries Marge's sister. Absolutely fantastic episodes.
 
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Police officer, Eddie: "Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?"
Moe: "No!" [buzz] "All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him." [ding]

Eddie: "Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go."

Moe: "Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight." [buzz]
"A date." [buzz]
"Dinner with friends." [buzz]
"Dinner alone." [buzz]
"Watching TV alone." [buzz]
"All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog." [buzz]
"Sears catalog." [ding]
"Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!" [buzz]
 
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"My name is Barney Gumble, and I’m an alcoholic.”
“Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.”
"Is it? Or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?"
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