I'm going back to the start of this thread to read it all again.
Television We didn't all go to Gudger College
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I'm going back to the start of this thread to read it all again.
One of my favorite scenes is the one where Mr Burns is being pitched ideas for the casino
"Freshen ya drink guv'nor?"
"Get. Out."
"Freshen ya drink guv'nor?"
"Get. Out."
Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one's garden.
Can't find a pic, but basically Skinner and Krabappel pull up next to each other in the car park.
Skinner: Blasted woman, you parked too close, move your car!
Edna: I'm in the lines... you got a problem, go tell your mama.
Skinner: Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this
Skinner: Blasted woman, you parked too close, move your car!
Edna: I'm in the lines... you got a problem, go tell your mama.
Skinner: Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this
"Smithers, dispose of his corpse and send his widow a corsage"
McBain: But, captain, I can't avenge my partner's death with the pea shooter.
Captain: I don't wanna hear it, McBain – tha-that cannon of yours is against regulations! In this department, we go by the book. [McBain fires part of the book through the wall]
McBain: Bye, book.
Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one's garden.
So simple but so funny!Someone called Moyes a dinosaur in the FF and I thought of this straight away
It smells funny in there.
No, it doesn't.
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Burt Reynolds (describing his new movie "Fireball and Mudflap"): - I play Jerry Fireball Mudflap, a fiesty Supreme Court Justice searching for his birth mother while competing in a cross country firetruck race. It's... garbage!"
The man never drank a Duff in his life.
Have a good valentine's day, y'all.
Cannot stop laughing
This thread is really making me want to start watching again from the beginning all the way through.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/the-100-best-classic-simpsons-quotes
What's surprising is I don't think they could have chosen a worse top 100. This thread has far funnier quotes. Skinner's face in number 17 cracks me up every time I look at it though.
What's surprising is I don't think they could have chosen a worse top 100. This thread has far funnier quotes. Skinner's face in number 17 cracks me up every time I look at it though.
Agree, plenty in here far better than the majority of those...a few I did like though...
That's the amazing thing about the show. There is something in there for petty much anyone, who enjoys any type of humour. When you're a kid you enjoy the stuff Bart and Homer get up to, when you get older the hilarity of Burns/Krusty/Homer's more mature humour comes clear.. it has so much.
Start at season 3, then end it at season 8. Solid gold.
I have to go with S2 to S13 I think it is some of the best stuff ever made..
Push her down, son.
