First thing he done when he came on that night and the only thing he done, except miss a penalty
I don't know. I didn't see anyone wear it but, I also didn't see him have it on when he came off
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Deplorable isn't it?!
He would ruin Everton's style of play. He wouldn't start for them.
Rooney + 35m for Lukaku? I doubt even that'll suffice, to be honest. We might have to further sweeten the deal by paying a portion of his wages.
He probably would. I don't think that he is good enough to start at Championship.
He has been comfortably the worst player in EPL I have seen this season, and one of the worst I have ever seen.
Yeah it was pretty bad. I myself can't remember where the arm band ended up yesterday. Completely missed that.
But his behaviour is not so surprising if we're honest. Do you remember after that group match they played during the world cup in South Africa? The team and him especially had played really bad and our fans booed or something. He turned to the camera and made that statement about the fans lack of support (I can't remember the exact phrase he used). I'm not being RAWK but I felt truly embarrassed. He frankly started to lose me from then. The fans who have mostly no money have spent what they probably can't afford and gone to South Africa to support the team and he thought it was a good idea to have a go at them?
Footballers nowadays are really like major hollywood actors - completely devoid of reality and insensitive to people who don't have their good fortune. Sorry, but I don't like that kind of behaviour.
The problem is, I don't really believe many Everton supporters want him back. Maybe I'm wrong but that's the impression I get...
All this and the fact he gets his eyebrows done
And botox! Don't forget the botox!
And botox! Don't forget the botox!
He doesn't, does he?
He's an ugly beggar, botox won't change that.And botox! Don't forget the botox!
That's what I've heard. Tbh have a look at his face next time round. It's looking stranger and stranger - definitely having some kind of 'procedure'.... though as @DomesticTadpole it's not exactly doing much good
He's obviously evolving into something or other.That's what I've heard. Tbh have a look at his face next time round. It's looking stranger and stranger - definitely having some kind of 'procedure'.... though as @DomesticTadpole it's not exactly doing much good
Rooney isn't the only underperforming player in the final third but as the captain and top earner he deserves more stick than the rest.
Players like Herrera and Memphis have been criticised by the manager and dropped from the team for a missed pass.
Players like Herrera and Memphis have been criticised by the manager and dropped from the team for a missed pass.
Isn't this a slight problem with this manager, he will pick them up continuously on the slightest little nit picking thing. Maybe he should praise something they have done well for a change. I think he is decimating the players confidence.
According to the oracle of cosmetic surgery he's had those injections for sure. Girlfriend said that without me asking, she just looked at his image when I had it up on my ipad. " He's had Botox" came her voice from behind me.
Seems like itHe's obviously evolving into something or other.
Well we can't say he doesn't provide some entertainment, what with doing his eyebrows and getting his botox.
Seriously, when you think of past United captains - all tough bastards - and then you think of Rooney and his beauty treatments
There you go. My eyes were not deceiving me..
He's a footballer not a model. A model for toby jugs maybe.
I can't see why he'd need Botox, tbh. It's probably a case of Colleen pushing him through the door of the Liverpool salon she frequents:
WAYNE: "But I don't want Botox, Mum...I mean, Colleen."
COLLEEN: "Just get inside, yer daft lump. I'm not havin' people saying that I only went out with you 'cos you matched my crocodile-skin handbag."
WAYNE: "But I don't want Botox, Mum...I mean, Colleen."
COLLEEN: "Just get inside, yer daft lump. I'm not havin' people saying that I only went out with you 'cos you matched my crocodile-skin handbag."
Gary Neville was spot on with his criticism after Rooney failed to make a simple pass to play Mata through on goal. He said something along the lines of, "its ok people complaining about Utd not playing attacking football but they actually have a lot of good possession in good attacking positions but the final pass is shocking"
Spot on. Add Ashley Young and Matteo Darmian into the mix and every time we got into threatening possessions our attacks petered out with poor crosses, passes or first touches
Spot on. Add Ashley Young and Matteo Darmian into the mix and every time we got into threatening possessions our attacks petered out with poor crosses, passes or first touches
That's why he missed that header yesterday, it must feel like a pound of bacon superglued above his eyes!.
You guys are killing me. This has turned into a real fun thread! Nice change from all the doom and gloom.I wonder if he goes to the same salon as Jeff Stelling?
Stop it
Our Wayne is quite vain though. Surprised most fans hadn't realised this before to be honest.Or the same butchers?
Or didn't think it was worth messing his hair up
That's just re routed nasal hair, it grows an inch every time he sneezes.
For all the criticisms I could throw at him, I don't think botox is one of them.
He looks permanantly surprised. Probably because he is still in the team.
Looking at those photos, his eyebrows remind me of my girlfriend's after she's had them threaded. Rooney
A more... natural explanation.
Looking at those photos, his eyebrows remind me of my girlfriend's after she's had them threaded. Rooney
How do women cope with it all? The sheer barbarity of threading one's eyebrows; I now have horrifying images of human taxidermy in my head.
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