Right then. Using these
two links, I have quickly assembled this list of the top ten players for goals and assists over the last two seasons. It's not my favourite site and it uses the more limited understanding of 'assist', but it was a lot quicker than using any other source.
Suarez: 36 15 (51)
Van Persie: 36 12 (48)
Rooney: 21 20 (41)
Hazard: 21 18 (39)
Lukaku: 26 9 (35)
Walcott: 19 15 (34)
Aguero: 27 7 (34)
Lambert: 23 11 (34)
Sturridge: 27 6 (33)
Benteke: 26 6 (32)
Suarez and Van Persie out in front, and then a group which Rooney leads. Rooney however, like Ageuro, has missed a fair few more matches in that time compared to Van Persie and Suarez. Actually, I'm going to put the specific numbers of starts, because they say a lot.
Luis Suarez started 54 PL games and contributed to 51 goals.
Robin Van Persie started 49 PL games and contributed to 48 goals.
Wayne Rooney started 41 games and contributed to 41 goals.
Sergio Aguero started 37 games and contributed to 34 goals.
Do you, perhaps, see a pattern there? Something that might set these players out as the best attackers in the league?
So yeah, I'm going to ask you for a list of your own. Who are all these players better than Wayne Rooney? I know for a fecking fact you're not going to name any CBs, cause the league has no world class ones, and any attacking players is just going to make you seem a little dim after the above. So...midfielders, I guess?