You would think Giggs could spare some from his chest.
Wayne Rooney | 2012-14 Performances
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) are here to discuss Amad saving our blushes in a win against Southampton as well as our now annual loss at home to Brighton. They discuss Amorim's post-match comments, revisit how mid-table we may or may not be, and discuss some transfer news.
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Wayne can't match his hair's ambitions.
I've always said it's about the hair with him. Those implants or transplants or whatever the hell they are have made him fat and complacent. Who knows, the bloke who did the operation might've thrown in some of Charlie Adam's old follicles there. Now the hair is losing its grip on him - and presto, he looks leaner and sharper straight away. He needs to give up the sham, go natural, become a bald, bitter, raging goal machine.
Rooney staying will be like a new signing.
Rooney staying will be like a new signing.
It won't. But his hair might. Rooney staying is very important. We can't really replace him. Who else can be that versatile and still statistically consistent with goals for anywhere near a price which doesn't rage from 'Expensive' to 'feck right off' ?
Injured, returning home from the tour. Bloody hell, is it only Welbeck out there now?
Rooney picked up a hamstring injury on tour and will be out for a month.
That is worrying.
(From the Rooney to stay camp)
(From the Rooney to stay camp)
So much for the "best shape in 5 years"
Cynic would say returning home to finalize a move to Chelsea.
I bet that's the angle the papers will take.
Hamstring injury? He must have tripped over the rope in the canteen rushing for the sausages
Fit little bugger. I don't believe a word!
Well if he actually was in the best shape he's been in during preseason for years all that's going to be cancelled out now. I can't wait to watch Rooney be shit for the first month or so of the season now.
Sounds legit.
The papers will definitely have a field day with this story now.
Hamstring injury? He must have tripped over the rope in the canteen rushing for the sausages
It was a close race between him and Ando.
Why does he need to fly home so soon? Why not stay there and bond with the team and new manager?
All the club doctors, nurses and kings men who could put humpty together again will be on the tour.
I'm VERY suspicious about this. I don't like this one bit.
All the club doctors, nurses and kings men who could put humpty together again will be on the tour.
I'm VERY suspicious about this. I don't like this one bit.
Got to laugh at this.
Having said that I think it's a genuine injury. I don't think something dramatic happened in one day so much so that Rooney is sent home.
Having said that I think it's a genuine injury. I don't think something dramatic happened in one day so much so that Rooney is sent home.
Bloody Pep again...
Worst pre-season I think we've ever had so far.In before headlines about Rooney and Moyes having a bust up in the duty free and Wayne taking the first plane home proclaiming "I'm off to Bayern with Thiago!"
fecks sake!
Yeah there's no way, no matter of he actually is injured or not, that the papers won't spin it like he's being sold/angling for a move.
It's a shame for the people abroad who probably wanted to see him.
Seems completely legitimate though. I'd be surprised if this was a 'hamstring' injury as opposed to an actual hamstring injury.
Seems completely legitimate though. I'd be surprised if this was a 'hamstring' injury as opposed to an actual hamstring injury.
One of those hamstring injuries players get just before an international friendly?
It really has been a disastrous summer break for us so far, starting off with Sir Alex leaving to who knows what else can happen
right!Think this is genuine. There was no need for him to go all the way to Thailand only to come back the very next day
Rooney rumors, Nani off, Fergie off, Vidic injured, Thiago going to Munich, Strootman off to Roma. Can this summer get any worse? I fully expect us to make Hibbert our first signing now.
If it were a conspiracy, he never would have boarded the plane in the first place. I see no reason not to take this on face value. It's easy to forget he has a young family at home, he might have just come back to spend more time with Klay.
Moyes told him that Macheda and Bebe were starring up front.
Probably a coincidence but it wouldn't be completely shocking to find out we've had a suitable bid made and he's returning home to finalize a move.
In all seriousness, this does kind of put a damper on his hopes for the new season. Hamstring injuries especially right before the season really suck. Now he's going to miss his entire pre season and he'll have to spend about a month once he's back to work his way up to fitness, and who knows if this isn't anything more then just the 1 month because hamstrings are pretty tricky injuries. Remember the Nani one from last season that kept him out for something like 3 months even though it wasn't meant to be anything serious?
Moyes' new training regimen?
Is this true? Christ on pills. Pre-season ruined for him, then. And no Thiago. Not the grandest of days, one could say.
Oh don't worry about Thiago. The thread will be opened when we announce the signing.
Rooney's a more pressing concern.
Rooney's a more pressing concern.
He's one of those players that needs a good break and a good pre-season to get going. Disappointing that he'll miss out on that now.
So who do we have on tour striker wise now? Just Welbeck?
So who do we have on tour striker wise now? Just Welbeck?
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