Phil Jones knocked him out again?
Wayne Rooney | 2012-14 Performances
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Phil Jones knocked him out again?
They flew out on the 11th so Cesc didn't even make it onto the plane.
What sort of girly fight leads to a pulled hamstring?
Fight with who pocco?
Wayne was running away from an enraged Moyes at the time.
Now this makes sense.
Was he yelling "Wayne get back here, I don't want to kill you, this is my happy face" at him?
Oh feck sake don't say that. The cnut will leave with a hamstring injury and take of with deep vein thrombosis.
If this is genuine and he does end up staying, it means his preseason has been ruined and we have one of his "forgot how to play" spells to look forward to.
Maybe he tried to make Moyes switch our new kit for something from Coleen's Cool Candy Collection?
He pulled ham from the fridge. Ando's bad influence.
The made up kind?
It goes from bad to worse....Rooney's hair I mean.
But i thought he was super fit and rearing to go.
Definitely. I just hope we get a good price for him, wherever he goes.
Should have gone for it, can't be any worse than the shit Nike make.
Can we play Candle in the Wind yet ?
That's so bad it's good. Now I can't erase the image from my mind. Rooney falling over backwards, grabbing a cartoonish, oversized ham.
Best case scenario now is that we start the season with an unfit Rooney. Awesome.
Ando running around hands on head with and "oh my god" face.
feeling a bit sorry for moyes, he's really having a huge baptism of fire. Rooney, if he's staying, will be fecked for the start of the season for a month or so. Takes time to get going. I'm starting to get less and less excited about this season the longer this summer goes on. All feels so dam wishy washy (a nice pantomine phrase!)
Have to love the caf conspiracy theorists. Rooney's clearly going nowhere.
Shit luck that he's injured, but it could actually have been worse timing. Am I right in saying that he'll be injury free again before the PL starts? Form and fitness might take a while longer, but basically he shouldn't miss too many actual league matches.
Could do with a couple more strikers on the tour, though
What's Will Keane up to?
Shit luck that he's injured, but it could actually have been worse timing. Am I right in saying that he'll be injury free again before the PL starts? Form and fitness might take a while longer, but basically he shouldn't miss too many actual league matches.
Could do with a couple more strikers on the tour, though
What's Will Keane up to?are people believing this 'hamstring' injury. I said to my mate the other day (no that's not the start to a song) that he would at some point get an 'injury' when/if a bid comes in that we accept. hope I am wrong but why go home for that? We have had people injured on tours before and they have stayed. What treatment will he get in UK that will magically treat a hamstring that he can't get there? I'm not being facetious I'm genuinely asking. Maybe all the flights and press stuff he will have to do is bad for it...
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That King Johnno character just tweeted that he's been told "Rooney is off."
I've tried for five minutes now to come up with something, but the original lyrics are feckin' awful. Don't even rhyme properly half the time. "Goodbye Rodney Mark, though we hardly knew ye with hair..." No, it doesn't work.
What do you mean why go home? Because at home he can get proper treatment at the Carrington facilities, and rest up. On tour they spend all day either walking around the various locations, travelling (plane, bus etc) or training. Not things you want to be doing if you're nursing an injury.
Is he off to Bayern as well?
Yeah, I dunno. After Thiago I'm in a pessimistic mood. Rooneys off, ddg will go to Barca
That was Indykalia, so it's best ignored.
Sending an injured player home is the right thing to do, whether its a smokescreen or not is another thing.
Off from the tour?
More games for Hernandez then?
Plech could do this.
'An alleged picture of Wayne Rooney walking off after his hamstring injury':
http://www.101greatgoals.com/galler...er-his-hamstring-injury/#.Ud76eFpXKSY.twitter
http://www.101greatgoals.com/galler...er-his-hamstring-injury/#.Ud76eFpXKSY.twitter
That rather assumes that Rooney would have started those matches.
With RVP and Kagawa to join the our later on i expect Moyes will be maing his plans around them as his first choice candidates for No 9 and 10.
With our list of injuries in recent years, Moyes priority should start with replacing the medical team first.
'An alleged picture of Wayne Rooney walking off after his hamstring injury':
http://www.101greatgoals.com/galler...er-his-hamstring-injury/#.Ud76eFpXKSY.twitter
In flip-flops? Aye, ok.
Great day. The Thiago sh!T after a month of hoping, and now this.
Rooney never gets back to top form quickly after injury, so we can look forward to him playing well in October!
Rooney never gets back to top form quickly after injury, so we can look forward to him playing well in October!
If Rooney stays he will continue to be one of the central figures in our first team.
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