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If Toni Kroos is generally happy to come here and we've turned him down then I'd be sick.. there isn't many better out there.

All twitter is pointing to he's not for sale & will be held to his contract. Where do you get United dont want him or have turned him down from that?
 
Rakitic, for god's sake Rakitic.Why does everyone always forget about Rakitic.

Apparently he doesn't want to leave Spain, anyway there are plenty of CM targets out there I'm not fussed. I'm sure we will sign at least 2 CMs this summer.
 
I'd rather not have Schweini. Think he's on the way down and he's picked up a fair few injuries.
 
Is it really any surprise to anyone with a brain in their head that Kroos and Muller were never really realistic?

What information are you running with to make that assumption - the same source(s) that only said yesterday we'd agreed a £20m deal for Kroos?

This is classic transfer muppetry - one day folk will cream themselves & the next day they will say it was never on in the first place for varying reasons.

It was only yesterday you seemed keen that a deal could be done, but much more than the £20m quoted:

Would need closer to £40m to get Bayern to play ball. Absolute bastards to deal with.
 
We'll sign 2 midfielders and all is fine and dandy? I think we need two top midfielders, not just any old shite. We'll get Strootman and Clasie and it'll be a minor upgrade on Carrick and Cleverley. I'm sure Liverpool/City/Arsenal/Chelsea will be bricking it.
 
On the night of 3rd January 1995, I was awoken by the gentle sound of breaking glass. My now heightened senses caught the nearly inaudible scraping that followed, as my bedroom window slid open. A shadow figure oozed through the narrow gap and glided across the floor towards my bed. Terrified I was about to be devoured by a terrible beast or molested by a child predator, I tried desperately to hide under the covers. But the figure was too quick, too slippery and in a split second his dirty, moist lips were pressed up to my ear canal. What followed was far worse than the most terrible nightmares my overactive imagination could muster.

"Fergie has ruled out the possibility of bringing a top class striker partner to Old Trafford for Eric Cantona." The creepy, wispy voice said. "They've also turned down the chance to sign Roberto Baggio" it went on. "read all about it in tomorrow's Guardian".

And with that, the figure disappeared through the still open window. As he left, the moonlight briefly caught his face and I swore I would never forget the visage that peered back at me.

7 days later United signed Andy Cole and I knew Jamie Jackson was a tosser. I was just 14 years old.

Not really.
 
On the night of 3rd January 1995, I was awoken by the gentle sound of breaking glass. My now heightened senses caught the nearly inaudible scraping that followed, as my bedroom window slid open. A shadow figure oozed through the narrow gap and glided across the floor towards my bed. Terrified I was about to be devoured by a terrible beast or molested by a child predator, I tried desperately to hide under the covers. But the figure was too quick, too slippery and in a split second his dirty, moist lips were pressed up to my ear canal. What followed was far worse than the most terrible nightmares my overactive imagination could muster.

"Fergie has ruled out the possibility of bringing a top class striker partner to Old Trafford for Eric Cantona." The creepy, wispy voice said. "They've also turned down the chance to sign Roberto Baggio" it went on. "read all about it in tomorrow's Guardian".

And with that, the figure disappeared through the still open window. As he left, the moonlight briefly caught his face and I swore I would never forgot the visage that peered back at me.

7 days later United signed Andy Cole and I knew Jamie Jackson was a tosser. I was just 14 years old.

Not really.
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We'll sign 2 midfielders and all is fine and dandy? I think we need two top midfielders, not just any old shite. We'll get Strootman and Clasie and it'll be a minor upgrade on Carrick and Cleverley. I'm sure Liverpool/City/Arsenal/Chelsea will be bricking it.

Liverpool nearly won the league with a midfield of Gerrard, Allen and Henderson.

We have Mata to play as the most forward of the three so Strootman and someone else of comparable quality should be alright.
 
I like this line of thought. Therefore I conclude Jamie Jackson is talking shit and we'll sign one of Kroos or Fabregas on the grounds that there is no one else.
 
Liverpool nearly won the league with a midfield of Gerrard, Allen and Henderson.

We have Mata to play as the most forward of the three so Strootman and someone else of comparable quality should be alright.
Folks won't like hearing it, but I think Schneiderlin would be a terrific signing. He's already one of the better midfielders in the league and he's still quite young. I'd be content with he and Stroots.
Could we make Anderson and Cleverley work in midfield and forget about signing anyone? I remember they played well together once before.
They played well together multiple times to start that season.
 
Previously we were going to sign everyone and ended up with no one, this time we're denying we're signing anyone....

.....yes?
 
Could we make Anderson and Cleverley work in midfield and forget about signing anyone? I remember they played well together once before.

Why do you even joke about something like this? The season opener would be as fun as a funeral if that happened to come true.
 
Folks won't like hearing it, but I think Schneiderlin would be a terrific signing. He's already one of the better midfielders in the league and he's still quite young. I'd be content with he and Stroots.

I rate him but I'm still hoping we can get a Kroos/Fabregas calibre of player

There we have it then. Problem solved.

Quoted the wrong person there...
 
Previously we were going to sign everyone and ended up with no one, this time we're denying we're signing anyone....

.....yes?

Well no, not really. We've already been through the 'signing everyone' phase. It just ended a bit quicker this summer. Fabregas, Reus, Kroos and Carvalho already chalked off, along with others I've no doubt forgotten about.
 
You just knew the club were setting themselves up for one almighty fall this Summer :lol:

Should just get the signings done first then do all the talking about how many great players we can sign. The clubs being run my complete amateurs these days,
 
Obviously they're first choice but Schneiderlin is a nice fail-safe option. Only problem is if United are reaching towards the end of the window and Saints want a mass amount of money for him.

They probably would though. Sure it's looking likely that Shaw, Lallana and Lovren are all on their way out. They'd probably want crazy money for Schneiderlin after that.
 
Hardly. You can't clean a floor with a pile of shite, no matter how much steam is rising from it.
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What information are you running with to make that assumption - the same source(s) that only said yesterday we'd agreed a £20m deal for Kroos?

This is classic transfer muppetry - one day folk will cream themselves & the next day they will say it was never on in the first place for varying reasons.

It was only yesterday you seemed keen that a deal could be done, but much more than the £20m quoted:

No I was very much aware yesterday, as I am today that in this transfer the major stumbling was always going to be Munich themselves.

My take on this is that it has become apparent Munich ain't budging so Uld have quite rightly moved on.

Which wa always the most likely outcome.
 
I'm starting to think Van Gaal may not sign anyone for CM to indulge his God complex, a bit like fergie.

Fergie won the league with Carrick and Cleverly, Van Gaal wants to best him by winning the treble.
 
I'm starting to think Van Gaal may not sign anyone for CM to indulge his God complex, a bit like fergie.

Fergie won the league with Carrick and Cleverly, Van Gaal wants to best him by winning the treble.

If we don't sign at least two midfielers we might as well just accept next season as another write off.
 
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