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I'm sick to bastarding death with these know-nothings on Twitter, forums etc. coming up with these "hilarious" Woodward jokes.

They have no bolloxing clue how we negotiate for transfers, let alone who our targets are, yet they continue to spout shit.

Gobshites.

What do you expect when same thing happens here as well? United fans and opposition fans, both are liking those jokes, so you will see more and more popping up on internet. The question is, why the feck we need them posted in twitter thread?
 
What do you expect when same thing happens here as well? United fans and opposition fans, both are liking those jokes, so you will see more and more popping up on internet. The question is, why the feck we need them posted in twitter thread?

My bad!!

Just thought a bit of light humour might lift some of the misery
 
Point taken, but my original post was in reference to people complaining about signing the likes of Daley Blind. Is it ideal? Probably not. Will he help? Yes. It's a realistic signing at this point in time, once we get back in the top four then we can expect more.

Yep, agree with that. Anyone who will improve us is what we need, whether they're called Arturo Vidal, Di Maria, or Johnny Ballsack

Has been quite a tight start to the season, only City have won by more than a single goal. Arsenal, Tottenham and Liverpool exceptionally lucky to win, and us I thought quite unlucky to actually lose (however crap we were, it was a bit of luck for their winner).
 
I'm sick to bastarding death with these know-nothings on Twitter, forums etc. coming up with these "hilarious" Woodward jokes.

They have no bolloxing clue how we negotiate for transfers, let alone who our targets are, yet they continue to spout shit.

Gobshites.
Almost as bad as them being posted here.
 
Woodward held a big press conference how United were going to spend big this window and how the club were going to break the epl transfer record so watch out for United! Than nothing happened. If the glazers do not invest in the club than the results will suffer. If the results suffer than the money is going to dry up, no champions league, no big name players, no more top shelf sponsorship deals.

No one is going to pay outrageous ticket prices at home or on tour to see mediocre.

I bet there is a clause in the Adidas contract if we fail to make the championships league again, than Adidas does not have to pay full price

Anything short of 3 more major signings before the window closes will be a failure and Van Gaal will not lie for the Glazers or for Woodward
 
There are probably cafe posters who could afford to buy Banega to be their servant at that price. Why so cheap?
 
Can't believe people are that sensitive...Especially, in a thread, that consists of utter crap

It isn't about sensitivity, mate. If you think that the thread already contains crap so I will add my bit, it will end up more crap. Your joke tweet will be well received in Woody thread, I think :)
 
It isn't about sensitivity, mate. If you think that the thread already contains crap so I will add my bit, it will end up more crap. Your joke tweet will be well received in Woody thread, I think :)

Right now, i'm arguing that Mata has not been world class since he joined us in the Ed thread.....Sadly, it is no joking matter.
 

What are we actually doing when approaching these players ??
Are we contacting agents expressing an interest then not contacting them again ??
Its absolutely laughable at the moment ! If rojo is doing a u turn at sporting it must be either ...

1/. United av cooled (why the feck only god knows)
2/ he watched the swansea game and though feck that .

Its getting embarrassing now this window . Weve just got to accept that we are a joke club thats dropped away from the elite clubs like real , bayern and barca . Weve spunked loads of money on panic buys , the squad is seriously un balanced , lacks pace and 50% of the team are made of glass .
Weve only played 7/8 games since pre season and out of the 3 first choice centre halfs , smalling as been injured and johnny "Waterford crystal legs" Evans is injured again . To have 9 players so called injured or unfit for the opening game is nothing short of a complete shambles .
Our new 30 mill left back never missed a game last season for southampton but low and behold turns up at training for us a stone over weight and pulls a hamstring and is done for a month .
It gets better ........
Manager as bin enforcing a new 3 5 2 system and as been employing it in all pre season games (only so he can play rooney , mata and rvp when back , in same team) and after 45 mins of first game of season changes back to a 4 4 2 .
And there's more ....
New 30 mill signing Herrera gets hooked on 60 odd minutes for a bloke that cant trap a dead elephant .
Then our new tactical genius of a manager reverts to a Wimbledon style last 10 minutes lumping the ball up to him despite hes never won a header for us despite being 8ft 6 tall .
Van gaal says hes always known , even on the USA tour that some players arnt good enough but as of yet mr claypole Woodward as yet to set up any transfers of any note to address the situation .

Complete mess
 
Well you should, it's boring as feck. Considering no one from LvG to Woodward to Glazers has mentioned anything remotely related to value it's irrelevant too.

Thank you for pointing that out to me, and for future reference I will choose for my self what I think is boring or not. If you find something boring you can always ignore it.
 
What are we actually doing when approaching these players ??
Are we contacting agents expressing an interest then not contacting them again ??
Its absolutely laughable at the moment ! If rojo is doing a u turn at sporting it must be either ...

1/. United av cooled (why the feck only god knows)
2/ he watched the swansea game and though feck that .

Its getting embarrassing now this window . Weve just got to accept that we are a joke club thats dropped away from the elite clubs like real , bayern and barca . Weve spunked loads of money on panic buys , the squad is seriously un balanced , lacks pace and 50% of the team are made of glass .
Weve only played 7/8 games since pre season and out of the 3 first choice centre halfs , smalling as been injured and johnny "Waterford crystal legs" Evans is injured again . To have 9 players so called injured or unfit for the opening game is nothing short of a complete shambles .
Our new 30 mill left back never missed a game last season for southampton but low and behold turns up at training for us a stone over weight and pulls a hamstring and is done for a month .
It gets better ........
Manager as bin enforcing a new 3 5 2 system and as been employing it in all pre season games (only so he can play rooney , mata and rvp when back , in same team) and after 45 mins of first game of season changes back to a 4 4 2 .
And there's more ....
New 30 mill signing Herrera gets hooked on 60 odd minutes for a bloke that cant trap a dead elephant .
Then our new tactical genius of a manager reverts to a Wimbledon style last 10 minutes lumping the ball up to him despite hes never won a header for us despite being 8ft 6 tall .
Van gaal says hes always known , even on the USA tour that some players arnt good enough but as of yet mr claypole Woodward as yet to set up any transfers of any note to address the situation .

Complete mess


Or that Sporting want him to show some humility before parting on good terms?
 
Thank you for pointing that out to me, and for future reference I will choose for my self what I think is boring or not. If you find something boring you can always ignore it.

Suit yourself but it'll still be boring whether you think it is or not. Oh and irrelevant too in case you missed that point first time round.
 
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