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ellie brown said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: @ this thread...

PLEASE mods, surely to the classic with this thread.... :D :cool:
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Classics pet? nah, not now, not yet
til we've slagged everyone on redcaff dot net
Noones slagged off Gilles or ripped up slickskillz
then there's GB and thee
get set
 
Freak said:
stamford bridge, he loves to bitch
he knows no shit, yet acts like a prick
please give the cnut, a pair of nuts
stop giving us yo lies
you'd do better to catch a fly
Stamford bitch
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doesn't work that one...
 
Golden B, is your friendly mod,
bans loads of people, and thinks he's god,
loves a bit of shit, rubbed on his banning stick,
no nob, Irish sod.
Golden B

;)
 
Let me give it another go!

Big andy, piling on that brandy
gets all high and sees little mandy
labelled man whore, he loves a boar
gets handy with mandy's panty
Big andy

I'll get my coat again..
 
Well there's GB, still need Gillespie, CR7fan and Ellie before I'll consider it for the classics. :p

I'll start you off

Ellie Brown never lets us down
The caffs brighter when she is around
Sprogged last year, sleepless nights we hear
Baby Kiwi
Ma Brown
 
CR7, aged eleven,
sniffs ronnie's undies, and he's in heaven,
must be on pills, and wants be slickskillz,
likes boys, from Devon.
CR7
 
Ban Stick hidden under, it's the mighty Golden Blunder
Cracking wit, his stick brings the thunder
Hate's the 'Poo, banned Nate too
Cackles with delight at the thought of Leeds going under,
For shizzle my Gizzle Blunder.
 
USDevil, raps like Gary Neville,
eats lots of toasties, made on a breville,
throws it in the mixer, but can't do a twenty-sixther,
good lad though, on the level.
USDevil
 
Big Andy said:
CR7, aged eleven,
sniffs ronnie's undies, and he's in heaven,
must be on pills, and wants be slickskillz,
likes boys, from Devon.
CR7
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:lol:
 
He's from Melbourne, and is a dirty red,
drinks XXXX, but not in a shed,
his cricket team crashes, in the ashes,
big hom, not a pom
Melbourne Red
 
:lol: Pretty good BA, but Bangladesh ain't involved in the ashes in fairness.
 
Melbourne Red, he's from Bangladesh,
spends all weekend pounding groinal flesh,
don't let him in your house, cos he's a dirty scouse,
big fat, wank sesh.
Melbourne Red
 
His name is Melbourne_Red, he's off his f'kin head,
stood on his toenail, now it's dead,
he cried at the cricket, as england took the wickets,
bit gay, though okay
Melbourne Red
 
Plechazunga, online today,
only meant to be here on a matchday,
has a wanking sock, and his dog can suck its cock,
good lad, but gay
Plech
 
Big Andy said:
Plechazunga, online today,
only meant to be here on a matchday,
has a wanking sock, and his dog can suck its cock,
good lad, but gay
Plech
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Laff at Bandy, Sucks cocks like candy,
Lips round the tip, and gives a hand shandy,
Loves his new bird, even though she smells of turd,
Guzzles Goo, Smells of poo,
Bandy....
 
Big Andy, with his Bosch handy,
polishes his knob so it looks like candy,
Has a fetish with Mr T., posts pics for all to see,
not a shed, we've all said,
BAndy.
 
Man whore, 6'4, Big bad Andy, has to have cheese-grater handy
Shagged a bloke when he got randy
Needs to sort that genital wart
Serated edge, red raw head
Knob grater Andy
 
Big Andy said:
Melvinyeo is a fecking 'ho

12 years old and he's got BO

His post count is his love, and he's got a wanking glove

more spam, oh no

Melvin Blows.
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My personal fave ;)
 
Witty, wonderful, wordsmith Plech, has no job the Big nose feck
Had a dodgy vindaloo and stained his kecks
Scuttered to the porta-loo, now he's got protruding poo
Leonardo, Donatello, Plechazunga, Cowabunga
Turtle-head Plech
 
Plechazunga said:
Foolish Weaste is a Buddhist priest
Who plies his trade on a nudist beech...
Thinks he'll reach Nirvana by inserting a banana,
Deluded...denuded...
Where's Weaste?
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:lol: :lol:
Quality
 
Plechazunga said:
Foolish Weaste is a Buddhist priest
Who plies his trade on a nudist beech...
Thinks he'll reach Nirvana by inserting a banana,
Deluded...denuded...
Where's Weaste?
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:lol:

Best one yet plech...
 
Plechazunga said:
Only mis-spelled "beach" though didn't I?

1 wrong spelling in 3 years on the Caf, and you lot all have to quote me...

Cnutfaces
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3 years?

its more like 2 years and 4 months...

fecking hell, your maths is worse than your spelling...
 
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