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Plechazunga said:
Mad Yank Matt, what a fecking twat

No I don't want a fecking chat.

I'd rather snog a slug than give you a fecking hug

cnut, cnut, cnut, cnut

cnut Matt
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that doesn't work

Although your feelings are made pretty clear..
 
Mr Marcello, hear him bellow
Let's sign Tevez and this Brazilian fellow.
He's constantly mopin' cos the window's not open
Sell Van, Sign Kahn
Marcello
 
Plech is really full of zest
Fecked them all your aunts the best
Your breath still smells of last nights boona
Is not all bad you could be a gooner
Plechazoona
 
Wibbs what’s wrong with Plech’s song
The rhymes are tight & they’re not too long
The insults fit every single tit
So Red Caf will laugh
You Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
 
Here comes Bacon, always fakin
sprayin jizz when photo takin
Big tall fecker, works his pecker
Snapshot, big splot
Niclas Bacon

;)

One for you DD...

I can't find that picture though.
 
:lol:

He lives in Denmark

They all take turns slopping out the stys ;)

(Semi-) seriously, there's a picture of DD that sometimes turns up with him making a face. Apparently he always makes faces in pictures
 
You got that right...

danishdevil-nutter.jpg
 
Doesn't it? Right, you pedantic tw@...

DanishDevil's nob is bevilled
He spanks it with a spirit level...
Visits Copenhagen cos the rentboys are a bargain
Photogenic, schizophrenic...
Pig-ugly Danish.

Better?
 
DanishDevil said:
So now you accuse me of having kidnapped Celine in a imaginary forum you've just made up?

- Sure you're not mixing me up with someone else?

Never heard of those adresses... sorry, mate.
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You're still holding her captive aren't you?

Danish Devil, he's so evil
Caged Celine under ground level
With the pigs he keeps her, in the darkness left her
Ugly cnut, pervert runt
Danish Devil
 
Plech is scared if someone shouts "BOO"
Doesn't want to go on his own stag do
wears oxfam clothes, has a massive nose,
no do? That's poo!

Wet Plech!
 
My mate Dave, is an alcohol Slave
Gets in more bother than Flava Flav
I'll tell him that he's sound, he'll get in a feckin round
Heavy days, purple haze
Mad Dave
 
Russian Laura, random whorer
Thought she came from, bleedin Yorkshere
She says she's got big cans, perhaps she's not a bleedin man?
Photo, soon know
Stacked Laura
 
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